what mental illness do you suffer from? just curious.

[Army of One]

Richard Bandler never met a mentally ill person, never, he only met people that are not so smart with their brain. he especially likes the schizo's, they re always visualizing nightmare scenes when they watch tv, someone is trying to kill them. , he teaches them how to put on the playboy channel for instance, he sees it as a ability he doesnt have. bandler is known to wake people up from coma's. its only disorders, its not illness.

I like Bandler, he's a character but NLP has been proven time and time again by science to be a crock of shit with no evidence to support it does anything.

[dov]

mmh... a lot of big words just to cover the fact you re simply immature. It's common amongst professionnals to tell their clients they suffer from some kind of mental illness after some sessions, to avoid having to tell em they re just big spoiled crybabies, something they wouldnt receive very well and would lead them to quit coming back and pay  

It reassures the client about his shortcomings and he finds a reason to explain why he's just a loser with no will nor balls, or is simply not smart enough. Then he ll spend years convincing himself he's "ill" and content himself with it.

Agreed 100%

99.9% of people and their lack of willpower sickens me!

[devilsmile]

I don't have any illnesses, I'm in complete control 

[Necrosis]

Just to clear things up, I don't believe ADD is a legit disorder.

good thing your not in the medical profession, they have structural brain changes, genetic changes in genes, polymorphisms in enzymes etc etc... all found across the population, its a clearly definable disease, with huge drawbacks and suffering without treatment. I doubt you have it.

[churbro]

Social Anxiety Disorder.

Thanks to the internet and a credit card, I am able to lead a vicarious existence.

[pellius]

After I dismember a home less person I always have this irresistible urge to eat a Tuna Melt sandwich. I don't know why that is as I never have a Tuna Melt sandwich under any other circumstances. I'm sure this is some sort of pathology but as it is basically harmless I don't think about it much. I just sometimes wonder what would happen if Denny's were all out of Tuna Melt sandwiches. I wonder if something inside of me would snap and I'd do something crazy.

[spinnis]

I had a shitload of ocd's as a younger kid but got rid of them all WITHOUT fucking medication.

[dr.chimps]

After I dismember a home less person I always have this irresistible urge to eat a Tuna Melt sandwich. I don't know why that is as I never have a Tuna Melt sandwich under any other circumstances. I'm sure this is some sort of pathology but as it is basically harmless I don't think about it much. I just sometimes wonder what would happen if Denny's were all out of Tuna Melt sandwiches. I wonder if something inside of me would snap and I'd do something crazy.

Sounds like you have drifter's remorse. Shape up, bro.

[spinnis]

This has to be the stupidest post of the year.

its a "uber"man post

[freespirit]

As long as the masses are under control of the elite, there's nothing to worry about.

[pellius]

Sounds like you have drifter's remorse. Shape up, bro.

So ditch the Tuna Melt and change it up with something like a Denver Omelet?

[dr.chimps]

So ditch the Tuna Melt and change it up with something like a Denver Omelet?

Could be a simple as stopping your body dumps at low tide. 

[LOVESMINGE]

Vagina is always nice to eat.And after reading many posts here I guess I have a mental illness as most here seem to like men.

[WillGrant]

What do you see in the dark
when the demons come for you

If only you could have seen
how fucked up my life used to be
then everything starts to change
supposedly healing my pain
I never thought I'd feel this way
I never thought that I'd see a day
I'd run away from anything or anywhere or anyone
Its all these demons haunting me
Its all these little things trapped inside of me
Releasing me from all my sin
Its taken me all of my anger
And taken me all of my hate
To learn how my life came together
Releasing the demons again

And now I look through my minds eye
And see where my past needs to rest
Its always disturbed by these voices
That echo inside of my head
Another way that I can hide
Another reason to crawl inside and get away
from everything and everywhere and everyone
NO!
Its all these demons haunting me
Its all these little things trapped inside of me
Releasing me from all my sin

Its taken me all of my anger
And taken me all of my hate
To learn how my life came together
Releasing the demons......again

Facin the days as I grow into my own
Loving and hatings the same
And three-fold I told you
it comes back with laughter
Over and over again
Its coming back

Its taken me all of my anger
And taken me all of my hate
To learn how my life came together
Releasing the demons again

[pellius]

good thing your not in the medical profession, they have structural brain changes, genetic changes in genes, polymorphisms in enzymes etc etc... all found across the population, its a clearly definable disease, with huge drawbacks and suffering without treatment. I doubt you have it.

I had ADD as`a boy. Most of my friends did too. We couldn't sit still or concentrate on anything. The nuns at my school cleared it up pretty good with an instrument called a yard stick. Repeated collisions on the back of your hand or legs made us focus like a laser beam.

[pellius]

Could be a simple as stopping your body dumps at low tide. 

You know, I never thought of that. That's must be why they call you doctor.

[žoklis]

I had a shitload of ocd's as a younger kid but got rid of them all WITHOUT fucking medication.

How you got rid of them?

[spinnis]

How you got rid of them?

I started thinking maby something bad will happen if I let my mind take control over me instead of me taking control over my mind lol .

The turning point was the my mother wanted me to make a appointment at the doctor and see if I could get some meds or something and I said FUCK that and changed over night. I realised how pathetic it all was.

I was "lucky" I managed to change so fast, it was really taking a toll on me, ocd is no joke.
I feel embarrassed now looking back at it thinking how mentally weak I was.

[funk51]

I had ADD as`a boy. Most of my friends did too. We couldn't sit still or concentrate on anything. The nuns at my school cleared it up pretty good with an instrument called a yard stick. Repeated collisions on the back of your hand or legs made us focus like a laser beam.

pellius don't remind me of the nuns, i had one who i think was a natzi she was german. this women was into brutallity one time in third grade some dumb girl didn't know the answer to something sister hitler picked the girl up by the head and started hitting the girl's head into the blackboard thus gaining instant respect from both the third and fourth graders present. until one day these two brothers one had some real mental issues really set her off. sister adolf smacked the oldere brother as she walked away he gave her the finger which she saw because she had eyes on the back of her head. she asked the younger brother what does this finger thing mean. he told her it means fuck you sister, upon hearing this she went bezerk and started to randomly hit eveyone with her two by four yardstick.

[johnnynoname]

nuns are awesome cuz i never had to worry about them fucking me like i did with priests

[EL Mariachi]

I like Bandler, he's a character but NLP has been proven time and time again by science to be a crock of shit with no evidence to support it does anything.

show me the research, richard himself personally proved today's psychology is wasted time and money.

[pellius]

pellius don't remind me of the nuns, i had one who i think was a natzi she was german. this women was into brutallity one time in third grade some dumb girl didn't know the answer to something sister hitler picked the girl up by the head and started hitting the girl's head into the blackboard thus gaining instant respect from both the third and fourth graders present. until one day these two brothers one had some real mental issues really set her off. sister adolf smacked the oldere brother as she walked away he gave her the finger which she saw because she had eyes on the back of her head. she asked the younger brother what does this finger thing mean. he told her it means fuck you sister, upon hearing this she went bezerk and started to randomly hit eveyone with her two by four yardstick.

Ah, the good old days. When we stopped ass whipping kids that's when all went to hell. I read a few weeks ago that the police arrested a 73 grandma for slapping her granddaughter who was swearing and mouthing off. Charged the old lady with domestic battery. I mean, WTF? Seriously, arresting a grandma for slapping her little girl granddaughter? That is fucked up. So fucked up.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/03/grandmother-arrested-slapping-granddaughter-cursing/

[pellius]

show me the research, richard himself personally proved today's psychology is wasted time and money.

The best therapist is a good friend. They'll listen to just enough of your whining so that you "get it out of your system" but then tell you to man up and go a pair if you start to wallow in your self-pity.
 

[Van_Bilderass]

I started thinking maby something bad will happen if I let my mind take control over me instead of me taking control over my mind lol .

The turning point was the my mother wanted me to make a appointment at the doctor and see if I could get some meds or something and I said FUCK that and changed over night. I realised how pathetic it all was.

I was "lucky" I managed to change so fast, it was really taking a toll on me, ocd is no joke.
I feel embarrassed now looking back at it thinking how mentally weak I was.

You smoke a lot of weed though, don't you? That's a psychoactive drug and quite a few people use it to self-medicate. I have heard several stoners say weed "cured" their mental problems.

[EL Mariachi]

The best therapist is a good friend. They'll listen to just enough of your whining so that you "get it out of your system" but then tell you to man up and go a pair if you start to wallow in your self-pity.
 

to get it out of system? does that really work? as far as im concerned, you only re-live the problem, with no good results whatsoever, NLP gives results