Awesome game for the girlies!

[ToxicAvenger]

 

[Butterbean]

LOL!



Here are some classes you might be interested in Toxy

Classes for Men

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS.
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY JANUARY 25, 2008. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change
Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? —
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
and The Floor —
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly
Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support
Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With
Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real
Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be
determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and
role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be
determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is
Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be
determine.

[drkaje]

Toxy,

Does your girl clean properly?

Know what your standard is, I'm curious how close she gets.

[ToxicAvenger]

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

    most fridges have ice makes now...no need...men already solved the problem with inventing the ice maker  

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change
Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

  i use wet wipes..since i dont use toilet paper...i see no need to change it!

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of
Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? —
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 i pee sitting down....seriously...stan ding up is for urinals only...makes logical sence

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper
and The Floor —
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

day my girl brings home a 6 figure pay check and i get to stay home....i promise to learn

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly
Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM

i always immediately wash,dry and put away any dishes i use...unless i'm eating frozen food...which comes in its own container

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support
Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM

i post on get big when this happens  

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With
Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down
While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

unless someone decides to "clean"<read rearrange > my room for me...i always know where my stuff is

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.

 haven't done that in a while....thanx for the reminder stells  

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real
Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be
determined.

 I ALWAYS ask for directions...actually Lauderdale is the one that gets pissed when i stop to ask....i HATE getting lost and wasting time...i'd rather ask at a 711 and grab a snack n a drink for the drive!

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly
While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

 women can parallel park?                                    

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.

 does not apply yet...  

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM.

i give her a time limit ...1 1/2 hrs...during that time i will be quite and helpful...BUT if at the end of that time period we r not walking back to the car...consider me pissed off

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
PM for 2 hours.

 never can remember B-days..dont expect anyone to remember mine...she always reminds me when hers is coming up....and i always end up doing something real nice for her

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is
Used
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be
determine.

 i know how to use one but i'll never admit it in front of her....i'd rather play dumb and have her make me food!  

[ToxicAvenger]

Toxy,

Does your girl clean properly?

Know what your standard is, I'm curious how close she gets.

she has a cleaning OCD like myself....works out pretty great!

[Mr Nobody]

Ha class one filling ice trays pisses me off.

[Butterbean]

  Toxy

Ha class one filling ice trays pisses me off.

  why

[Mr Nobody]

Toxy
   why

I dont Stella its I just get a rage when filling ice trays could be a childhood thing, pumping gas pisses me off too...

[Migs]

there should be a class for women.  One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion

[ToxicAvenger]

there should be a class for women.  One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion

dood they did one better 

[tonymctones]

there should be a class for women.  One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion

can we get one about putting the toilet seat down?

I mean really Ill hold and open doors all day long but seriously I have to put the damn seat down for you to be able to use the toilet without falling in? REALLY

I mean come on now...

[Migs]

dood they did one better 

does it come in IV form for extended use?

[ToxicAvenger]

can we get one about putting the toilet seat down?

I mean really Ill hold and open doors all day long but seriously I have to put the damn seat down for you to be able to use the toilet without falling in? REALLY

I mean come on now...

personally i sit down and pee...but i totally see yer point!  its not THAT big a deal...women have 2 damn arms but act so damn fragile over a toilet seat.....how about we start asking for it to be left UP for us

[ToxicAvenger]

does it come in IV form for extended use?

it comes as compressed carbon...a tad expensive 

 

[Butterbean]

I dont Stella its I just get a rage when filling ice trays could be a childhood thing, pumping gas pisses me off too...

lol

there should be a class for women.  One about not reading into things, another one for stop blowing stuff out of proprtion

Winter Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT   LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday January 31, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meet s 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Mall Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

[Dos Equis]

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support
Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00
PM

    

My TV went out a little while back.  Had to share a TV (and the remote) with the wife till we got another one.  Torture!  The Food Channel.   

[ToxicAvenger]

   

My TV went out a little while back.  Had to share a TV (and the remote) with the wife till we got another one.  Torture!  The Food Channel.   

actually i watch the food channel quite a bit....esp when trying to put on weight....

nothing like watching food being cooked to make ya extra hungry

[Dos Equis]

actually i watch the food channel quite a bit....esp when trying to put on weight....

nothing like watching food being cooked to make ya extra hungry

   I need to get you a skirt.     That is the most boring station on television IMO.  My wife probably feels the same about ESPN.   

[Migs]

i like food network

[drkaje]

I love Rachael Ray.

[ToxicAvenger]

  I need to get you a skirt.     That is the most boring station on television IMO.  My wife probably feels the same about ESPN.   

i dont have a good appetite...at dinner and lunch time..if i can...watching a little iron chef gets me hungry!

i watch iron chef...and man versus food....great fucking show when he eats insanely hot stuff...and i love hot food

[Migs]

rachel rays FHM shoot was great

[Butterbean]

I used to like Guy's Dives and Diners but the way he crams food in his mouth and talks w/it open and full of mush and tastes stuff out of a huge pot and tries to put his germ laden spoon back in gives me the jeebies.

[Migs]

I like alton brown, except when he tastes and talks at the same time.  the sound of chewing and swallowing is nasty.  Especially with those really wet mouth people.

[ToxicAvenger]

rachel rays FHM shoot was great

i HATE rachael ray and paula dean...and emeril..

rachael > she got those tony/short tyrannosaurus rex inbred arms...and she cant cook...she is prepped before every show
paula dean > she says yall a lot and i think she craps desserts 
emmeril > WTF is the big deal with saying BAM when you add salt to a pot and the crowd goes wild??? you fucking just added SALT