married/involved guys..

[whataname]

if you were single and unattached right now what would you be doing with yourselves?


.. i would probably be taking a contractor job to iraq.  great pay, interesting place to be and work, some danger involved.

Would try to hit those hot bitches who I couldn't hit when I had no money.  
(last time i was single, i was much poorer)

[brooklynbruiser]

Making money, meeting women, traveling, and loving life. Some people are all into that "college was the wildest time of my life" straight into marriage and/or parenthood. I never saw the sense in that.

[devilsmile]

Making money, meeting women, traveling, and loving life. Some people are all into that "college was the wildest time of my life" straight into marriage and/or parenthood. I never saw the sense in that.

I agree lol!
won't happen to me... EVER!

[chaos]

I agree lol!
won't happen to me... EVER!

At least not until they make gay marraige legal.

[Man of Steel]

I agree lol!
won't happen to me... EVER!

Ah, the glory of 20-something life experience and wisdom.

[devilsmile]

NEVER EVER!

 

[benchmstr]

NEVER EVER!

 

don't worry....one day they will allow your "people" to marry...but until then, continue to be hardcore!!!

bench

[newmom]

Shhhh.can't have this getting back to certain people!

uh huh..BUSTED

[brooklynbruiser]

Now, don't think I'm anti-relationship/children. Everything has its season. 40-year old men should marry 18-year old (or suitably youthful) women. Older women should be "retired" past their due date or put on sex-training farms for young women if they are appropriately MILFy/GILFy. Young lesbians can perform in live sex circus or earn certificates to teach cunnilingus at the same schools.

Problem solved.

Whaddaya think, Newmom?

[dustin]

Being a filthy cradle robber and hitting up high school parties.

Some fuck I went to HS with just went to prom for the trillionth time in a row. He's 25 or 26 now.

[benchmstr]

Being a filthy cradle robber and hitting up high school parties.

Some fuck I went to HS with just went to prom for the trillionth time in a row. He's 25 or 26 now.

is this him?

bench

[chaos]

Being a filthy cradle robber and hitting up high school parties.

Some fuck I went to HS with just went to prom for the trillionth time in a row. He's 25 or 26 now.

LMAO I know a guy like this!!! He 's 27 now, but he still trys to hook up with 18-19 year olds, I'm like dude, they're little kids.  I guess it doesn't hurt him that he's got the hook ups.

[devilsmile]

Being a filthy cradle robber and hitting up high school parties.

Some fuck I went to HS with just went to prom for the trillionth time in a row. He's 25 or 26 now.

wtf...

[240 is Back]

men, be warned.

something happens when you approach 30.   All of your friends start getting hitched and making babies.  A few celebs you grew up admiring, keel over.  Suddenly you start to think about your legacy, the bigger picture, finding 'love'.

99% of you will succumb to this foolish line of thinking.  But 1% of you will be brave, bold, and continue slaying the tang for all of your days. 

[devilsmile]

men, be warned.

something happens when you approach 30.   All of your friends start getting hitched and making babies.  A few celebs you grew up admiring, keel over.  Suddenly you start to think about your legacy, the bigger picture, finding 'love'.

99% of you will succumb to this foolish line of thinking.  But 1% of you will be brave, bold, and continue slaying the tang for all of your days.  

I think that most people can't get along on their own... they have to call their friends or be with somebody constantly because they just can't be alone... subconsciously they need someone to tell them they are allright, all the time... they can't live inside their own head, this is why they get the 30's crisis. i won't be getting it.

[benchmstr]

men, be warned.

something happens when you approach 30.   All of your friends start getting hitched and making babies.  A few celebs you grew up admiring, keel over.  Suddenly you start to think about your legacy, the bigger picture, finding 'love'.

99% of you will succumb to this foolish line of thinking.  But 1% of you will be brave, bold, and continue slaying the tang for all of your days. 

the internet porn aint working for you anymore, is it?

bench

[240 is Back]

the internet porn aint working for you anymore, is it?

A Lap Dance is So Much Better when The Stripper is Crying ...

[newmom]

Now, don't think I'm anti-relationship/children. Everything has its season. 40-year old men should marry 18-year old (or suitably youthful) women. Older women should be "retired" past their due date or put on sex-training farms for young women if they are appropriately MILFy/GILFy. Young lesbians can perform in live sex circus or earn certificates to teach cunnilingus at the same schools.

Problem solved.

Whaddaya think, Newmom?

sharp knees are kicking you in the ass as we speak..I think you are a turd..blah

[chaos]

A Lap Dance is So Much Better when The Stripper is Crying ...

I'm youtubing that as we speak........

[newmom]

I'm youtubing that as we speak........

is that what your calling it now

[chaos]

A Lap Dance is So Much Better when The Stripper is Crying ...

is that what your calling it now

you can kneed my balls like hardboiled eggs in a tube sock.

[240 is Back]

I'm parking the beef bus in tuna town, if you know what I mean...

[newmom]

you can kneed my balls like hardboiled eggs in a tube sock.

you sir are one sick mother fucker

[chaos]

you sir are one sick mother fucker

You got no idea, pancake ass.

[DK II]

I'd be cut and pasting pickup lines to myspace whores nutrition articles on getbig, to support my calorie is a calorie theory, of course

fixed.