Welfare running late?
No, your mother didn't swallow last night and I've been in a bad mood since.
I don't know how many times we have to tell you keep the basement door closed when the air is on you are only paying the gas bill...Why your mother lets you stay with us is beyond me.
BTW I heard you outside the door last night when her and I were knocking boots...Why can't you be more like your half brother Wiggs IV?
We let you stay in the basement almost rent free and all you do is play on getbig, listen to me your mother make love and pick on your mulatto half brother.
