Author Topic: Alpha Beetle  (Read 911 times)

spinnis

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Alpha Beetle
« on: June 01, 2010, 10:25:48 AM »


Big ass jaws,
Climbs up a 80 foot tree, (to fuck the female beetle)
Constantly battles and kicking ass during the entire climb and throwing other beetles down from the fucking tree

Finally gets to the top for the female beetle thats waiting, she doesn't wanna fuck, he rapes her And then the best thing of all...

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Re: Alpha Beetle
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 10:42:38 AM »


Big ass jaws,
Climbs up a 80 foot tree, (to fuck the female beetle)
Constantly battles and kicking ass during the entire climb and throwing other beetles down from the fucking tree

Finally gets to the top for the female beetle thats waiting, she doesn't wanna fuck, he rapes her And then the best thing of all...

Lol!  Give that man a cigar!

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Re: Alpha Beetle
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 10:45:30 AM »
lol...bitch get out. ;D
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spinnis

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Re: Alpha Beetle
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 10:47:09 AM »
lol...bitch get out. ;D

"Do you think I need you now when Im done, FUCK OFF"

BAAAM enormous drop haha

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Re: Alpha Beetle
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 10:47:53 AM »
I saw that on the LIFE special.  It was too funny.  He keeps the pimp claw strong.

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Re: Alpha Beetle
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 10:53:46 AM »
should call it the fankhouser beetle