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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2010, 09:52:37 AM »
I owe it to getting drunk, something I regretfully can't do anymore. (this is 6 years ago now that i'm 23 as of yesterday )

Basically took a girl home from my friends place, hit it, returned, and did it again the next night. lol. The worst thing I remember is waking up and wishing she would just be fucking gonnnnnnnnnnne. Too bad there was no keyboard cat to play that bitch off. hahahaha. Such happy days.  :'(


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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 10:21:02 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on June 02, 2010, 06:51:53 AM
Ok I though this could be a funny thread  ;D ;D, here it goes:

I was 15 years old and my girlfriend was home alone, I remember it well because her all the kids were scared of her mother, I never met her myself but apparently she was a jehovas witness or some shit like that. So because of my paranoia for her mother coming home the sex was pretty lame - put it in - in and out maybe for a few minutes, was so paranoid of her mother coming home I didn't even bust a nut, left her there halfnaked after 5 minutes. Even though the sex was lame I of course told all my friends all proud n shit  ;D  8) We were a couple twice actually, she dumped me on VALENTINES DAY!  ROFL, but I got the last laugh n dumped her ass the last time  ;D

Aaaah puppy love, isn't it cute.  (Come on guys don't be shy, let us hear your story)

Oh and here's a picture of her (blocking out the eyes because some people stalk your facebook n shit[hint hint])

You should tell people how you lost your anal virginity, with a blond boy and a light saber, while Dart Vader was in voyeur mode...
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 10:59:21 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 02, 2010, 07:55:02 AM
She was disappointed, but I had to save my energy for leg day

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic 240 right there!!   ;D



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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 11:19:47 AM »
At my uncle's whorehouse...
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 11:19:51 AM »
I had just turned 16 and had been "going steady" ::) with her for 4 months. I knew she was saving herself for the right guy (who wasn't me but I convinced her I was ;D). We were fooling around in her brother's house as usual and she told me she wanted me to be the 'one' and I told her I loved her and hit it for maybe 2 minutes tops. Pulled out and blew a load on her and she got all pissed. She went and bragged to her friends about it. Then I ended up banging 2 of her friends and she found out and broke it off with me.
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 11:23:28 AM »
not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old

listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol  :D...

 long and behold I changed from that mental state...

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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 11:31:37 AM »
Quote from: devilsmile on June 02, 2010, 11:23:28 AM
not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old

listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol  :D...

 long and behold I changed from that mental state...



I bet you had sex while chanting satanic rituals.  :-X
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 11:34:06 AM »
nah i've found luciferian ideology just last year and now have started to read about it... like i rly give a shit about any rituals or demons or angels lol  :D

but my GOD that experience... lol  :D
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 11:36:29 AM »
I was very young, church related function, mexican girl.
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 11:40:18 AM »
Quote from: james001 on June 02, 2010, 11:36:29 AM
I was very young, church related function, mexican girl.

This one definitely needs expanding.
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 11:51:24 AM »
Quote from: devilsmile on June 02, 2010, 11:23:28 AM
not gonan tell my age when i lost my virginity, hence, you wouldn't believe it... but she was an ugly fat ass.... should I tell u her age? 50 year old

listen man, i was very insecure loser at a time and was scared of women.. I thought you had to be a porn star to even think about having sex, i hated women so much for that... they had it so easy i thought, lol, I had to get SOMETHing lol  :D...

 long and behold I changed from that mental state...


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



holy fuck ! why are you doin this to yourself ??


hahahahahahahaha

fucking most brutal self owning ever
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2010, 11:54:19 AM »
right  ::)

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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 12:10:24 PM »
does getting a handjob (from a naked girl) count?  ???
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 12:19:36 PM »
Oversease in germany   our filipino or thai cleaning lady "Myra" REALLY liked me  and brought my up to where the maids stay in building.   She was actually smalller than me (which was very small at that time)  but looked nice. I barely understood what she was saying and she barely understood me   but after she was done...we were both happy!   
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 12:24:39 PM »
I was 17 she was 26 and married. Husband out of town working, she invited me over. From what i remember she was tight! Cant say that about a few others.
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2010, 12:29:06 PM »
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2010, 12:53:34 PM »
16. Some girl I was talking to at school asked if I was seeing anyone, told her "no", asked if I wanted to bang, told her "yes", walked to meet her half way to my place and gave her 30 seconds of sweet sweet love. After that she smoked some weed out of an apple pipe, I walked her to the end of my drive way, gave her a hug and told her I think she should walk home.

I was quite the Romeo back in my days lol
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2010, 01:13:13 PM »
a good friend of mine lost his virginity with his step mother while his dad was on a bussines trip to brasil... hahaha i actually never told that to anyone, so since this is kinda anonymus, im telling it hahaha
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2010, 01:33:23 PM »
i lost it when i just turned 18
her name was beth
alcohol was involved
she passed out
she never called back




btw, newmom....i'd fuck you...seriously hit me up on the PM...i'll pop your cherry
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2010, 02:10:02 PM »
she was 17

i was 16


she was very experienced

i was not


my parents were out of town


and she came over one afternoon


and i nailed her for maybe 1 minute


before i erupted


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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2010, 02:14:31 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 02, 2010, 01:33:23 PM
i lost it when i just turned 18
her name was beth
alcohol was involved
she passed out
she never called back





"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2010, 02:17:23 PM »
What exactly does the inside of a vagina feel like?
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2010, 03:50:07 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 02, 2010, 02:17:23 PM
What exactly does the inside of a vagina feel like?


like warm apple pie.
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2010, 03:54:57 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 02, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."

aww great song
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Re: How I lost my virginity (post your story)
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2010, 04:03:50 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 02, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
"Beth, I hear you callin'......but I can't come home right now......me and the boys are playin'..."

quoted cuz i never heard no n1gga quote KISS ever before
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