Found fucking RATS in my BBQ

[El Diablo Blanco]

This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs.  I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets.  The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill.  Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one.  But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard.  Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it.  This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence.  This thing is just fucking with me.

Anyone else ever have this problem?

[SF1900]

This is an AlphaRat.

Shit, I thought the glue trap would have worked! 

[Mr Nobody]

This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs.  I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets.  The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill.  Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one.  But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard.  Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it.  This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence.  This thing is just fucking with me.

Anyone else ever have this problem?

Check with Gene sounds like something he may have some experience with.

[K-1]

Lime your entire yard and the exterior of your home.

Don't let any pets outside to get their nose in it or lick it. They'll die.

Project "Rat Demolition" is complete.

[BrainNotWorking]

Old school rat traps and sharp cheddar cheese, cut his fvcking head off. Problem solved.

[BIG ACH]

I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.

I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape.  That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.

The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate....  That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!  

I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!!  My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!!  It was one of my proudest moments!

So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!

[Mr Nobody]

I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.

I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape.  That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.

The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate....  That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!! 

I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!!  My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!!  It was one of my proudest moments!

Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!

All the way nice man.

[El Diablo Blanco]

This is an AlphaRat.

Shit, I thought the glue trap would have worked! 

Totally accurate, this thing is the Alex23 of the rat kingdom.  This was a big ass glue trap.  it looked like the thing was melted the way it looked, half of the plastic eaten away, shit pellets all over. Just disgusting.  Setup some old school traps last night but right now he is hoarding the rat poison.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.

I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape.  That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.

The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate....  That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!! 

I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!!  My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!!  It was one of my proudest moments!

Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!

You're a freaking macguyver with that.  Good stuff. I can easily set that up.

[BIG ACH]

Just edited my post with an explanation of how it works!!!


BEAT THAT RAT'S ASS! 

[Coach is Back!]

This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs. I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets.  The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill.  Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one.  But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard.  Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it.  This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence.  This thing is just fucking with me.

Anyone else ever have this problem?

Must have been a democRAT


Sorry, couldn't resist

[Mr Nobody]

Must have been a democRAT


Sorry, couldn't resist

[El Diablo Blanco]

Must have been a democRAT


Sorry, couldn't resist

The way it was hoarding all of the poison pellets must mean it was a republican.

[FREAKgeek]

The way it was hoarding all of the poison pellets must mean it was a republican.

It's better to use death traps. With poison, they go and hide somewhere (like in between walls) and die. Then you got to deal with a rotting smell you can't find.

[El Diablo Blanco]

It's better to use death traps. With poison, they go and hide somewhere (like inbetween walls) and die. Then you got to deal with a rotting smell you can't find.

As long as it dies and kills any others it came with.

[Ex Coelis]

we had a couple mice living in our LAV overseas

bastards would bite into every bag of chips, jerky, whatever

traps with pieces of apple finally did the trick

[ToxicAvenger]

I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.

I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape.  That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.

The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate....  That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!  

I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!!  My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!!  It was one of my proudest moments!

So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!

awesome....

that would also work for fat people!

[Ex Coelis]

awesome....

that would also work for fat people!

only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator

[ToxicAvenger]

only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator

lol...good point!

[CalvinH]

Time to call in an expert shot.....


.....paging benchmaster!

[Mr Nobody]

Time to call in an expert shot.....


.....paging benchmaster!

Damn right bench would take care of those mofo's in one shot.

[Parker]

I had a mouse in my apt a few yrs back. I something like Big Ach, except I took a empty papertowel tube, flatten the bottom edge, and put nuts and raisins on the end that was hanging over the stove (he would come out of one stove top openings. I then put a emtpy trash can under the "trap".
So the mouse would fall in. I heard the "trap" fall into the trash can, but I saw no mouse...but he never came back again...

[CalvinH]

Damn right bench would take care of those mofo's in one shot.

Now I have Pearl Jams "Rats" playing over and over in my little brain

[Mr Nobody]

Now caption this. I opened my door one day and a chipmunk ran into my house. Fucker was running everywhere a fast mofo after about 30 min of chasing I cornered him in the bathroom forced him into a small trash can capped it and let it back out this is a true story. I got lucky can you imagine at night trying to sleep with a chipmunk running wild?

[BIG ACH]