Found fucking RATS in my BBQ

[BIG ACH]

[BIG ACH]

[Man of Steel]

The best way to get rid of rats is to change your username.

[spinnis]

Now caption this. I opened my door one day and a chipmunk ran into my house. Fucker was running everywhere a fast mofo after about 30 min of chasing I cornered him in the bathroom forced him into a small trash can capped it and let it back out this is a true story. I got lucky can you imagine at night trying to sleep with a chipmunk running wild?

I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.

Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..


....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.

Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something 

But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,

Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.

Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.

[Mr Nobody]

I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.

Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..


....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.

Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something 

But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,

Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.

Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.

Funny story this type of activity is very stressful no joke, be glad it didnt go for your cock  . You should of smashed over the head with a pepsi max

[spinnis]

Funny story this type of activity is very stressful no joke, be glad it didnt go for your cock  . You should of smashed over the head with a pepsi max

One shall not kill a pretty animal without eating it

anyway!

[Mr Nobody]

One shall not kill a pretty animal without eating it

anyway!

That dude has some lungs bro wow.

[Natural Man]

only if the ramp was replaced with an escalator

this got to be the funniest post i ve read on here so far this year.

[funk51]

This weekend I was prepped for the biggest grilling day, two whole chickens, tri-tip, burgers, hot dogs.  I go to my grill, open the lid and a motherfvcking rat rustles around inside and then jumps out and jets.  The thing was nasty, there was shit pellets all inside the grill.  Looked online and people say disinfect but I just chucked the thing out, went to home depot and bought a new one.  But now I'm on the hunt for this bastard.  Set up some traps and the next morning saw that he got stuck on one of the glue traps but the fucker chewed his way out of it.  This thing is super rat. I put poison packs around the yard, the next day I noticed a few are missing so I assume he is eating them, I put a few more and this morning I noticed the rat had moved them into a pile near the neighbors fence.  This thing is just fucking with me.

Anyone else ever have this problem?

a real man would have just cooked and ate the rat, meats meat. and a calories a calorie.

[BIG ACH]

I always sleep withg my window open, even in the winter.

Anyway this one spring day I SUDDENLY woke up to a huge noise coming from my window..


....a fucking BIRD had flew into my fucking room, the think with the window is that it wasnt open Alot just a little, just so a bird can squeeze in if he wanted to, so he didnt accidentally fly in.

Strangly enough I remained super calm lol, I sat up, the bird chilled and looked at me (my bed is pretty close to my window also) and as I was sitting there nude I was thinking should I go there and open up the window more for him? but the window is pretty small and he would proably die of fear, but then I though what if he starts attacking me and Im nude and shit, maby he has some disease or something 

But I thought fuck it and stood up, and the bird went fucking NUTS and flapped like a mad man and managed to get our before I even managed to take one step haha,

Im glad he got himself out or I dont know what really would have happened.

Waking up to a bird in your window is random as fuck though.

Hahahaha That was fucking funny.

I had something similar happen...

One time, a frend of mine was competing out somewhere in Virginia, can't remember the name of the city but it was like 2 hours away from the DC area....  Anyways, we drive over and stay in a hotel - nothing great something like a days inn or something, the day before the show my friend is like I wanna do some cardio just to get some blood flowing and drop some water and was like "I wonder if they have an exercise room here in this hotel" so we walk around looking for an exercise room, and we find this smaaaall shitty room, it was all dark and the light was broken, all it had was a treadmill and a stationary bike, then we notice these two double doors, that look like they lead to some sort of closet or small storage room, so being the two curious guys that we are we decide to open it up and look inside, the second we open the the two doors A PIGEON comes FLYING and FLAPPING in our faces and shit, he was locked in there I guess, he was going crazy and flying and flapping everywhere...  So I run towards the room's door to get it open and let him out, and my friend runs towards the pigeon trying to catch him to put him outside but the mother fucker was going everywhere, finally he makes it out of the room and flys out into the world.  My friend was like "WTF you pussy were you gonna run out and leave me in here with that damn bird?" I was like "NOOOO i was trying to get the door open to get this bitch out"  but we both started cracking up cause it really did look like I was trying to amek a run for it! ahhahaha  funny shit!

[Mr Nobody]

Hahahaha That was fucking funny.

I had something similar happen...

One time, a frend of mine was competing out somewhere in Virginia, can't remember the name of the city but it was like 2 hours away from the DC area....  Anyways, we drive over and stay in a hotel - nothing great something like a days inn or something, the day before the show my friend is like I wanna do some cardio just to get some blood flowing and drop some water and was like "I wonder if they have an exercise room here in this hotel" so we walk around looking for an exercise room, and we find this smaaaall shitty room, it was all dark and the light was broken, all it had was a treadmill and a stationary bike, then we notice these two double doors, that look like they lead to some sort of closet or small storage room, so being the two curious guys that we are we decide to open it up and look inside, the second we open the the two doors A PIGEON comes FLYING and FLAPPING in our faces and shit, he was locked in there I guess, he was going crazy and flying and flapping everywhere...  So I run towards the room's door to get it open and let him out, and my friend runs towards the pigeon trying to catch him to put him outside but the mother fucker was going everywhere, finally he makes it out of the room and flys out into the world.  My friend was like "WTF you pussy were you gonna run out and leave me in here with that damn bird?" I was like "NOOOO i was trying to get the door open to get this bitch out"  but we both started cracking up cause it really did look like I was trying to amek a run for it! ahhahaha  funny shit!

That was Mike Tyson's pigeon he was hiding in the closet from the authorities.

[newmom]

dont give it the poisionous shit...god knows where it will croke..ugh what happens if that bastard eats it and ends up in attic or basement..Smell would be ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[NaturalWonder83]

i used to have rats in my walls in my building over the summer but luckily ive never seen them in my apartment...ive seen mice in my apartment and when i used to have a canary- i would always find a pile of bird seed in the corner of my apartment but i put traps down and i havent seen any more mice around...right now i dont hear the rats anymore...i used to hear them at night time when i was lying in my bed trying to fall alseep..i think they got an exterminator to come to the building i hope

[Mr Nobody]

i used to have rats in my walls in my building over the summer but luckily ive never seen them in my apartment...ive seen mice in my apartment and when i used to have a canary- i would always find a pile of bird seed in the corner of my apartment but i put traps down and i havent seen any more mice around...right now i dont hear the rats anymore...i used to hear them at night time when i was lying in my bed trying to fall alseep..i think they got an exterminator to come to the building i hope

Did they ever get to the canary Gene?

[NaturalWonder83]

Did they ever get to the canary Gene?

no
i gave the canary to my uncle

[El Diablo Blanco]

I had an expert come out. He set up some midevil traps. Fucker is toast. He thinks it's dead because 5 poison bars are missing.  He was amazed at how it chewed the glure trap in half to get out. At least after all of this shit I got a new grill out of it.

I did have one crazy encounter with a dear. I was camping and walking around the bathroom facility at 4 in the morning. I come around the corner and litteraly stop dead in my tracks about 2 feet in front of a mule deer. I just yelled WTF and it gets startled and stands up on it's hind legs making a shreiking noise. Freaked the fuck out of me. I screamed like a little bitch and start running. It just stood wailing for another 10 seconds then jetted. I swear I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

[Mr Nobody]

I had an expert come out. He set up some midevil traps. Fucker is toast. He thinks it's dead because 5 poison bars are missing.  He was amazed at how it chewed the glure trap in half to get out. At least after all of this shit I got a new grill out of it.

I did have one crazy encounter with a dear. I was camping and walking around the bathroom facility at 4 in the morning. I come around the corner and litteraly stop dead in my tracks about 2 feet in front of a mule deer. I just yelled WTF and it gets startled and stands up on it's hind legs making a shreiking noise. Freaked the fuck out of me. I screamed like a little bitch and start running. It just stood wailing for another 10 seconds then jetted. I swear I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

Dude once there was a flood here after it was over I was walking across the parking lot into work this huge fucking rat came running at me I went back to my car I had no weapons on me for defense they are fearless.

[El Diablo Blanco]

UPDATE

After finding 2 dead rabbits, 1 dead bird I finally found this smelly dead rat carcass in the back corner of my yard. Thing was big with a massively long tail.  Too bad about the collateral damage to the other animals but they should have stayed away from the poison and traps

[MORTALCOIL]

I can't really relate to trailer park problems, sorry.

[ManBearPig...]

I have a feeling, if given the opportunity, "Swede" would fuck the rat, gay style.

[Princess L]

UPDATE

After finding 2 dead rabbits, 1 dead bird I finally found this smelly dead rat carcass in the back corner of my yard. Thing was big with a massively long tail.  Too bad about the collateral damage to the other animals but they should have stayed away from the poison and traps

This is Getbig.  You should know better than to tell a story like this and not provide pictures!

[noworries]

For the older guys.  Remember "Willard"

[The Showstoppa]

It's not a BBQ, that is a way of preparing food......it's a grill.

But anyway, I once picked up some spare cash by shooting muskrats in a guys pond in Colorado.  They were burrowing thru his dam, so he hired me and my boss at the time to shot them.  We would sit and eat our lunch and shoot them.  Bossman was a ridiculous shot and actually used a Colt revolver.....funny shit.  He paid us $20 a rat.  You could count them each morning when the pond was frozen over.

[MORTALCOIL]

It's not a BBQ, that is a way of preparing food......it's a grill.

But anyway, I once picked up some spare cash by shooting muskrats in a guys pond in Colorado.  They were burrowing thru his dam, so he hired me and my boss at the time to shot them.  We would sit and eat our lunch and shoot them.  Bossman was a ridiculous shot and actually used a Colt revolver.....funny shit.  He paid us $20 a rat.  You could count them each morning when the pond was frozen over.

Hardcore redneck stuff right there. If they ever produce a remake of "Deliverance", you should apply. Pretty sure they'll cast you as one of the locals.

[The Showstoppa]

If they ever produce a remake of "Deliverance", you should apply. Pretty sure they'll cast you as one of the locals.

True, and you will be cast in the Ned Beatty role.....