Found fucking RATS in my BBQ

[MORTALCOIL]

True, and you will be cast in the Ned Beatty role.....

I'm pretty poor at imitating animal sounds.

[The Showstoppa]

I'm pretty poor at imitating animal sounds.

Don't worry, we'll make you squeeeeeeel like a pig !!!!!!!!

[MORTALCOIL]

Actually, he was in better shape then most getbiggers.

[The Showstoppa]

Actually, he was in better shape then most getbiggers.

haha, and he wore bigger posing trunks.....

[MORTALCOIL]

haha, and he wore bigger posing trunks.....

LMFAO.

[leadhead]

Never had one in my grill.

I thought I had a rat chewing through my wires that run from my timers to my main water valve which irrigates my nursery stock. He even had the balls to burrow under the cement slab right by the wires. I buy two of the extra large rat traps, bait them and stick them by the wires he chewed, and a day later figure out it was a squirrel chewing the wires. Caught that bastard and snapped his neck  

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[tallandfat]

anyone got a link to a glue trap?

I was watching "its alwys sunny in philadelphia" and charley always has to contend with them

On another note I heard gophers are almost unkillable.

[Mr Nobody]

Rats will try and infiltrate your life.

[BIG DUB]

I think I told this one before but I was in the gym one night after work and while doing dumbbell curls i glanced into the mirror and noticed a pink tail by the low pully machine. Went over thinking it was a rat..NOPE..POSSUM! Damn thing started hissing and foaming at the mouth. Then i went up front and told the night guy "Hey man you got a possum back in the freeweight room" He thought I was bullshitt'n as he followed me back but sure enough the bastard was still there, someone left the back door cracked and it came in. This punk looks at me as if it's my job to get it! finally i grabbed a trash can and the seat off of one of the machine and corraled him in it, then dumped him outside. Dude say's " You must be from the country you aint scared of nuthin'".. later on this asshole was outside poking at it with a stick. I should have thrown it on him LOL!

[wes]

THE absoulute best killer rat movie ever made!!

[LatsMcGee]

I would have cranked the propane and smoked the guy something fierce.  He would make a nice treat for my neighbor's dog. 

[James Blunt]

I had a rat in my home in Egypt for like 2 months.

I set up all sorts of traps but the mother fucker kept dodging them, I set up like 8 different ones and he would always get the bait set the trap off and escape.  That little asshole was getting into everything, he even made it to my wife's study and ate the mints she kept on her desk.

The last straw was when he chewed through a bag of my protein shake and helped himself to some Whey Isolate....  That was it for me, NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY PROTEIN!!!  

I built my OWN Trap one night, and woke up the next morning to find that it was a SUCCESS!!!  My trap got the little mother fucker and killed him!!!  It was one of my proudest moments!

So you understand how it works, the rat would smell the peanut butter smeared on the toilet paper roll sitting on the wire across the bucket, he would run up the wooden ramp, see the paper laying there thinking its a platform he would try walking across it like the dumbass he is, and as a result he woudl fall into the bucket and drown in the water!!! YEAH MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Here is a diagram of the MY OWN TRAP - I should patent that shit!

You gotta nail the trap down to secure it and have the quickest reacktion time. And tie it down so the can't run off if the survive.