NEWMOM'S 6 MINUTE MILE SUPPORT THREAD

[Ex Coelis]

we all know Newmom has it in her

maybe she just needs more encouragement

[#1 Klaus fan]

DOOO EEEEET! NAOW!!!

[Tapeworm]

Tie some firecrackers to her ass.

[dr.chimps]

Tie some firecrackers to her ass.

That's the stick. How about the carrot, like holding some eclairs just out of reach?

[The Showstoppa]

That's the stick. How about the carrot, like holding some eclairs just out of reach?

haha, or Clavin could hold something just out of reach for her....

[dr.chimps]

haha, or Clavin could hold something just out of reach for her....

LOL. She'd blow those Kenyans away. 

[The Showstoppa]

LOL. She'd blow those Kenyans away. 

And still have a blow or two left for clavin and chaos. 

[CalvinH]

It's gonna be easy for her.I know she can do it!



...a real test for her would be to try to say less then 600 words in a minute

[noworries]

She has already done something alot harder so I am pretty sure she will do it.

[dj181]

A 6 minute mile is no easy task, but I'm sure she can do it. As Rocky Balboa used to say "You gotta want it."

[Tapeworm]

That's the stick. How about the carrot, like holding some eclairs just out of reach?

Phallic pastry.  It works every time!

[newmom]

christ a 7.5 minute  I have sprint 8.1...But let me see how fast I have to run later tonight at the gym..If im not back tommorow just start a pip thread

[FREAKgeek]

christ a 7.5 minute  I have sprint 8.1...But let me see how fast I have to run later tonight at the gym..If im not back tommorow just start a pip thread

you gotta bump it to 10mph 

[JOHN MATRIX]

just drive her 6 miles from her house and drop her off in a dark alley where you have arranged a shady looking black fellow waiting, he says 'IM GONNA SODOMIZE U WHITE MEAT!!!!' and see how fast she runs back home

[newmom]

you gotta bump it to 10mph 

OMG there is no way I could do that

[Butterbean]

DOOO EEEEET! NAOW!!!

 

[dj181]

You gotta do them quarter mile repeats newmom.

[newmom]

You gotta do them quarter mile repeats newmom.

okay Ill do a quarter sprint at least..but if I fall off and break a knee or something that will be NO BUENO..ugh training for the triathlon starts next week

[JOHN MATRIX]

why are you gonna do all this running anyway...running feels horrible and is horrible for your joints. you should be swimming instead, it is the perfect full-body cardio exercise and is harmless on your joints. and, instead of reeking of sweaty onions when you are done u come out feeling clean and crisp and sanitarily chlorinated.

[Tapeworm]

why are you gonna do all this running anyway...running feels horrible and is horrible for your joints. you should be swimming instead, it is the perfect full-body cardio exercise and is harmless on your joints. and, instead of reeking of sweaty onions when you are done u come out feeling clean and crisp and sanitarily chlorinated.

Children urinate in the pool.  It's true.  I know because when I was a child I used to urinate in pools.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Children urinate in the pool.  It's true.  I know because when I was a child I used to urinate in pools.

yes but not pools that are your own.

haha ive pissed in almost every pool/jacuzzi/stream/river/lake/ocean/sea ive ever been in.

[Tapeworm]

If it was my pool I'd probably piss in it.  No one is frightened of their own.

[FREAKgeek]

Children urinate in the pool.  It's true.  I know because when I was a child I used to urinate in pools.

lol

[Butterbean]

If it was my pool I'd probably piss in it.  No one is frightened of their own.

It is also unwise to speak against banana bread.

[polychronopolous]

Children urinate in the pool.  It's true.  I know because when I was a child I used to urinate in pools.

I went on a 4 hour river tubing trip with about 10 other people who were drinking beer constantly the whole way and NOT ONE time did anyone have to stop to relieve themselves.

It's the damndest thing I have every seen.