its 2 in the afternoon and im drunk!!!!!!

[JOHN MATRIX]

god damn these imperial russian stouts are STRONG

[Tapeworm]

Good time to squat for a max.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Good time to squat for a max.

back in the day i tried this tapeworm, only with deadlifts.
it was when i was first starting to lift seriously, well i was pre-drinking before going out one weekend and decided i felt super pumped up with confidence to LIFT ANYTHING!!!!!!

so i went to where the weights were and loaded up the bar. I FELT LIKE BENEDICT MAGNUSSON AFTER SNIFING THE LIFTING SALTS!!!!! ran up to the bar and BAM!!!!


it didnt move.

[Tapeworm]

back in the day i tried this tapeworm, only with deadlifts.
it was when i was first starting to lift seriously, well i was pre-drinking before going out one weekend and decided i felt super pumped up with confidence to LIFT ANYTHING!!!!!!

so i went to where the weights were and loaded up the bar. I FELT LIKE BENEDICT MAGNUSSON AFTER SNIFING THE LIFTING SALTS!!!!! ran up to the bar and BAM!!!!


it didnt move.

At a drunk 23 years old I bet a friend I could overhead press his three seater sofa.  Hilarity ensued.

[JOHN MATRIX]

At a drunk 23 years old I bet a friend I could overhead press his three seater sofa.  Hilarity ensued.

haha yes but you have to love the confidence at least.

if i could approach every workout like i would if i were drunk, id be setting PR's every week lol.

[Tapeworm]

haha yes but you have to love the confidence at least.

if i could approach every workout like i would if i were drunk, id be setting PR's every week lol.

I've decided to live this way from now on.  Onward to glory!

[polychronopolous]

haha yes but you have to love the confidence at least.

if i could approach every workout like i would if i were drunk, id be setting PR's every week lol.

Or you could be like Arnold in his old Austrian days and take your workout to some secluded field with a keg of beer, weightlifting partner and a couple loose females. 

[JOHN MATRIX]

Or you could be like Arnold in his old Austrian days and take your workout to some secluded field with a keg of beer, weightlifting partner and a couple loose females. 

its easy to find the first 2 but that last part is deceptively difficult to find.

[polychronopolous]

its easy to find the first 2 but that last part is deceptively difficult to find.

 

[HTexan]

[James Blunt]

I miss my drunk at 2 in the afternoon days.

[dr.chimps]

I miss my drunk at 2 in the afternoon days.

It's like you're skipping school. 

[The Showstoppa]

Pffftttt, I've been pissed since noon.  Can't start before noon or you are an official alcoholic. 

[wavelength]

Much more efficient to get drunk early, who wants to sleep during the best part?

[dr.chimps]

Pffftttt, I've been pissed since noon.  Can't start before noon or you are an official alcoholic. 

Pfft. Alcoholics go to meetings.   

[JOHN MATRIX]

Much more efficient to get drunk early, who wants to sleep during the best part?

this is actually true...for example:

1.the typical method of getting drunk in the late night hours then going to sleep inevitably results in interruption of your body's recovery during sleep (even though you go out right away, your body is busy dealing with the booze to recover its normal functions) and a hangover the next day.

2. getting drunk in late night hours when it is dark and most things are closed and people are only at bars etc..it doesnt give you the same new, profound, ultimately refreshing view on reality as when you emerge hammered and it is still light out, you feel the sun, everything is lit up and you can see the world going about its daily grind, and you interact with completely sober society going about their motions until the night falls.

it is a truly different and enlightening experience. plus, you pretty much sober up by nightfall, so you still get the productive recovery sleep and typically do not feel hung over the next day.

[The Showstoppa]

Pfft. Alcoholics go to meetings.   

haha.....here in the States the "big thing" for the last few years is talking about binge drinking.  They define it was 4 or 5 drinks.......uh, that ain't a binge....thats the first hour chief!.

[wavelength]

this is actually true...for example:

1.the typical method of getting drunk in the late night hours then going to sleep inevitably results in interruption of your body's recovery during sleep (even though you go out right away, your body is busy dealing with the booze to recover its normal functions) and a hangover the next day.

2. getting drunk in late night hours when it is dark and most things are closed and people are only at bars etc..it doesnt give you the same new, profound, ultimately refreshing view on reality as when you emerge hammered and it is still light out, you feel the sun, everything is lit up and you can see the world going about its daily grind, and you interact with completely sober society going about their motions until the night falls.

it is a truly different and enlightening experience. plus, you pretty much sober up by nightfall, so you still get the productive recovery sleep and typically do not feel hung over the next day.

It just sucks if you really got pissed out of your mind. In this case I would rather sleep through it.

[SF1900]

Your typing pretty well for someone who is drunk 

[dr.chimps]

haha.....here in the States the "big thing" for the last few years is talking about binge drinking.  They define it was 4 or 5 drinks.......uh, that ain't a binge....thats the first hour chief!.

Ha! My B-day is next Thursday. I'll be blasting out of the gates at 2 and probably won't cross the finishing line.  

[The Showstoppa]

Ha! My B-day is next Thursday. I'll be blasting out of the gates at 2 and probably won't cross the finishing line.  

If you remember much of the night.....it couldn't have been that great of a night! 

[polychronopolous]

Your typing pretty well for someone who is drunk 

Hey, what can you say? The man is great at what he does.

Just think of all the times Jimi Hendrix or Keith Richards performed while completely shit faced, I think the same principle carries over to high quality posters.

[SF1900]

Hey, what can you say? The man is great at what he does.

Just think of all the times Jimi Hendrix or Keith Richards performed while completely shit faced, I think the same principle carries over to high quality posters.

This is very true. Not to mention all the times Daryl Strawberry was high on coke while playing baseball (I am sure it happened once or twice).

Definitely a poster above the rest of us.

[EL Mariachi]

is that fucking d''angelo, got fat

[JOHN MATRIX]

This is very true. Not to mention all the times Daryl Strawberry was high on coke while playing baseball (I am sure it happened once or twice).

Definitely a poster above the rest of us.

yes dont worry, i am very practiced in this art. probably 1/2 of all my getbig posts were typed under the influence.