Me has to be ShipSekkis story of him choosing to be homeless for a couple of years.
Sleep in a tent
He learned street fighting in Vegas
killed a bear with his own bear hands in north America
pretty much stayed below 2% bodyfat all year round and supplemented his awesome physique with wild berries and the occasional rabbit he caught and skinned and eat alive
He crossed the border to mexico THE OTHER WAY AROUND and jumped right back outrunning a border patrol jeep and jumping over a 10foot wall.
Can you say FUCK YEAHH!!!
I swear to fuck that guy's living my dream life fucking awesome.