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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2010, 01:48:23 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen a thread backfire this hard in a while.... wait, "ShitsFuckme" did make a thread about how emasculated she felt when her girl got tired of his small asian dick and picked up a solid Marine who rammed her until the rising Sun... LOL!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2010, 03:25:54 PM »
alex is a fun guy, good personality, has insecurities but handles them good. when he started posting people bashed him a lot, then he said he's getting rich and got respect for that, that sums it up.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2010, 03:33:32 PM »
I wish A23 would lend some computer expertise to Ron. This site is rapidly reaching the point of "not worth the trouble."

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2010, 03:26:46 AM »
I don't get it.

 This guy posts up pics of himself where he looks like a straight up fatass, flexing his fat. And people just say "looking good bro". And stuff like that.

 And he has an "alpha male" forum. Where he passes himself off as an alpha male. And other guys are calling him "all the way alpha", and stuff like that???

 What is up with this guy? Why isn't he getting ripped apart on these forums? Am I the only one who is confused here?

 It seems like this guy should be getting laughed at to me.
Why so serious Shippy?

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2010, 03:28:14 AM »
 I posted a long a clever response, but the god damn server crashed and wiped out my post.

 So i'll just say, If you ain't down with ShipSekki, you can suck my nuts and swallow my jizz, mother fuckers.

 I'm stackin up the money myself right now. Money ain't a thang niggah. Jocking a guy cause he makes money is for losers.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #55 on: June 09, 2010, 04:22:31 AM »
Nobody is gonna ask me to go mother fucker.

 I'm the most interesing poster here and I have a winning personality. I bring life to this forum.

 Go suck your Mama's dirty clit.

hey, it's hard to argue with this.....

As for Alex...he's been around for ages I think...you tend to get popular after a while....esp. when you seem half-ok

But at the end of the day, he brought an end to Squadfather in the most brutal and epic way.....that alone gives him a lifetime award



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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2010, 06:18:09 AM »


 I'm stackin up the money myself right now. Money ain't a thang niggah. Jocking a guy cause he makes money is for losers.

BS you don't have a job

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2010, 06:20:32 AM »
I wish A23 would lend some computer expertise to Ron. This site is rapidly reaching the point of "not worth the trouble."

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2010, 07:32:47 AM »
hey, it's hard to argue with this.....

As for Alex...he's been around for ages I think...you tend to get popular after a while....esp. when you seem half-ok

But at the end of the day, he brought an end to Squadfather in the most brutal and epic way.....that alone gives him a lifetime award



QFT  especially when that bully went down

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2010, 07:35:34 AM »
QFT  especially when that bully went down

 What happened? What's the story with that?

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2010, 07:39:03 AM »
What happened? What's the story with that?
STFU or you're next.
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2010, 07:40:58 AM »
STFU or you're next.

 Next for what? Guys you wanna buttfuck in your leather swing harness?

 No thanks dude.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2010, 07:43:59 AM »
Next for what? Guys you wanna buttfuck in your leather swing harness?

 No thanks dude.
If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2010, 07:45:09 AM »
If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!
Reminds me of a scene in Pulp Fiction.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2010, 07:46:53 AM »
Reminds me of a scene in Pulp Fiction.
Exactly!
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2010, 07:47:22 AM »
If you show up to SoCal, I'll rape you harder than anything you've ever paid for!

 Awesome. Will you bounce your big belly against my hairy asscheeks? Can I cum on your bald conehead after I fuck the fat rolls on the back of your head to completion?

 That's hot bro.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2010, 07:54:17 AM »
Awesome. Will you bounce your big belly against my hairy asscheeks? Can I cum on your bald conehead after I fuck the fat rolls on the back of your head to completion?

 That's hot bro.
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2010, 08:05:31 AM »
Outed.

Why do you even reply?  The worst thing to give an attention whore is attention.  Ignore him and he will go away.  The worst thing Alex did was give in and reply.

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2010, 08:17:34 AM »
Why do you even reply?  The worst thing to give an attention whore is attention.  Ignore him and he will go away.  The worst thing Alex did was give in and reply.
I'm bored, and as you can tell by his 40+ posts per day, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2010, 08:38:46 AM »


alex 23 is a fat douche bag who tries to hard to 'be cool'.

it's his over compensation for wanting so badly to be what he is not.
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2010, 08:56:36 AM »

alex 23 is a fat douche bag who tries to hard to 'be cool'.

it's his over compensation for wanting so badly to be what he is not.
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2010, 09:25:02 AM »
Twink asian hung like a duck.

This is where you would have been better off not being an idiot.  Duck's have huge penises relative to their size:


http://vimeo.com/8342932

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2009/12/22/kinkiness-beyond-kinky/

There comes a time in every science writer’s career when one must write about glass duck vaginas and explosive duck penises.
That time is now.
To err on the side of caution, I am stuffing the rest of this post below the fold. My tale is rich with deep scientific significance, resplendent with surprising insights into how evolution works, far beyond the banalities of “survival of the fittest,” off in a realm of life where sexual selection and sexual conflict work like a pair sculptors drunk on absinthe, transforming biology into forms unimaginable. But this story is also accompanied with video. High-definition, slow-motion duck sex video. And I would imagine that the sight of spiral-shaped penises inflating in less than a third of second might be considered in some quarters to be not exactly safe for work. It’s certainly not appropriate for ducklings.
So, if you’re ready, join me below the fold.
This story is actually a sequel. Back in 2007, I wrote in the New York Times about the work of Patricia Brennan, a post-doctoral researcher at Yale, and her colleagues on the weirdness of duck genitals. The full story is here. (Brennan also appeared in a Nature documentary, starting at about minute 38:35.)
In brief, Brennan wanted to understand why some ducks have such extravagant penises. Why are they cork-screw shaped? Why do they get so ridiculously long–some cases as long as the duck’s entire body? As Brennan dissected duck penises, she began to wonder what the female sexual anatomy looked like. If you have a car like this, she said, what kind of garage do you park it in?
Brennan discovered that female ducks have equally weird reproductive tracts (called oviducts). In many species, they are ornamented with lots of outpockets. And like duck penises, duck oviducts are corkscrew-shaped. But while male duck penises twist clockwise, the female oviduct twists counterclockwise.
Brennan speculated that all this bizarre anatomy is the result of a peculiar form of evolution known as sexual conflict. A strategy that allows females to reproduce the most offspring may not be so good for males, and vice versa. For example, male fruit flies inject their mates with lots of chemicals during sex, and those chemicals make her less receptive to other males, thereby boosting his chances of fathering her eggs. But those chemicals are harsh and will make female flies sick. Females, in turn, have evolved defenses against those chemicals, blunting their effects.
With many examples of sexual conflict in nature, Brennan wondered if sexual conflict between male and female ducks was giving rise to their weird genitals. Female ducks pair off with male partners for the breeding season, but they also get harrassed by other males, sometimes being forced to have sex (and sometimes dying from the attacks). A third of all duck matings are forced.
And yet only 3 percent of the ducklings that female ducks produce come from such forced matings. Brennan speculated that the female ducks can block forced copulations with their mismatched spirals. And they might also be controlling which drake got to fertilize their eggs by socking away the sperm of different mates in different pockets. And the extravagant penises of males might be the result of an evolution around those defenses.
Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.
So Brennan turned to glass. Her new fake oviducts were strong enough to handle the drakes, and she started filming. Here’s what she saw.
As I reported in 2007, Brennan discovered a pattern that supported this hypothesis. Among 16 species of water fowl, species in which the males grew long phalluses also had females with more turns in their oviduct and more side pockets. The ducks were escalating an arms race, genital for genital.
But Brennan didn’t actually know how duck penises actually moved through the labirynthine oviduct, and how the oviduct’s shape might affect the drake’s delivery of sperm. So she traded calipers and rulers for high-speed video.
Brennan and her colleagues traveled to a California duck farm, where workers are expert at collecting sperm from drakes. The first step in the collection is to get a drake excited by putting a female duck in his cage. The drake climbs on top, and then the penis emerges. Before its emergence, a drake’s penis is usually completely hidden from view, tucked inside his body like an inside-out sock. Drakes unfurl their pensises differently than male mammals. In mammals, the penis becomes erect as blood flows into the spongy tissue. Ducks pump lymph fluid instead. And as the fluid enters the penis, it does not simply become engorged. It flips rightside-out.
Here’s how it happens, in slow motion. A Muscovy drake everts his penis in about a third of a second, at speeds of 1.6 meters per second.
As Brennan had predicted, the counterclockwise turns of an oviduct slow down the expansion of the duck penis, compared to a straight tube or a clockwise one. Brennan suspects that female ducks slow down males trying to force a mating, but they can also let their partner’s penis move faster through the oviduct. They have been observed to relax and contract their muscles arond the oviduct.
Female ducks can’t stop an unwanted male from delivering his sperm, but the obstacles in their oviducts may give them control over what happens to that sperm. The female ducks may use their oviducts to slow down the expanation of the penis, so that by the time the drake ejaculates, the sperm are delivered in the lower reaches of the oviduct. A female ducks’s partner, with her cooperation, can deliver sperm further up the oviduct. With the wanted and unwanted sperm delivered to different places in the oviduct, a female duck may be able to store the sperm in different pockets. And then she can choose which drake will father her duckling. For all the explosiveness male ducks may display, it’s the female ducks that get the final say.
[Postscript: I tell Brennan's story in more detail in my new book, The Tangled Bank: An Introduction to Evolution. It opens the chapter on sex--where I show how the same processes that explain these strange genitalia explain many other things in the natural world.]

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #72 on: June 09, 2010, 09:28:06 AM »
WTF??
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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #73 on: June 09, 2010, 09:52:59 AM »

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Re: What's the story with Alex23?
« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2010, 11:42:36 AM »
Duck's have huge penises relative to their size



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