How to be a cool guy on Getbig

[ShipSekki]

 Apparently if you wanna be cool. You just bulk up to 250 pounds with 30% bodyfat, and take a picture of yourself smoking a cigar.

 Then claim that you're an "Alpha Male", even though you probably just work an office job and live the life of a complete pussy in American suburbia.
 Then you'll instantly be Mr. Coolness. Hardcore.

[JimmyJam1974]

Peace & Love. Smoke em peace pipe?

[chaos]

Apparently if you wanna be cool. You just bulk up to 250 pounds with 30% bodyfat, and take a picture of yourself smoking a cigar.

 Then claim that you're an "Alpha Male", even though you probably just work an office job and live the life of a complete pussy in American suburbia.
 Then you'll instantly be Mr. Coolness. Hardcore.

hhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaa Epic hissy fit meltdown!!!

[ShipSekki]

 The cigar smoking trend is just kinda funny. Lot's of dudes taking pics with a huge cigar in their mouth, trying to be a badass. Gay.

[ShipSekki]

hhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaa Epic hissy fit meltdown!!!

 Is that you?

 Another fag taking a picture of himself with a cigar......

[chaos]

Is that you?

 Another fag taking a picture of himself with a cigar......

When are you coming to beat my ass meltdown boy?

[ShipSekki]

When are you coming to beat my ass meltdown boy?

 I'm not coming back to the USA until next year, you'll have to wait.

 I don't wanna beat your ass anymore though. My Mama always told me, don't beat up women and pussies, only fight real men.

 So sorry man, I can't fight you.

[DK II]

Apparently if you wanna be cool. You just bulk up to 250 pounds with 30% bodyfat, and take a picture of yourself smoking a cigar.

 Then claim that you're an "Alpha Male", even though you probably just work an office job and live the life of a complete pussy in American suburbia.
 Then you'll instantly be Mr. Coolness. Hardcore.

bwaahhahah, the great "Squadfather" was a fat old dude living in a trailer and was no1 hero around here.

[chaos]

I'm not coming back to the USA until next year, you'll have to wait.

 I don't wanna beat your ass anymore though. My Mama always told me, don't beat up women and pussies, only fight real men.

 So sorry man, I can't fight you.

haha I knew you'd back out, pussy hiding in a beta country afraid of the Alphas.

[ShipSekki]

haha I knew you'd back out, pussy hiding in a beta country afraid of the Alphas.

 There are plenty of "Alphas" around here.

 Gangsters with tatted up necks. Dudes on steroids pimpin' whores. Motorcycle gangs who go around causing terror. They aren't all pussies out here.

[chaos]

There are plenty of "Alphas" around here.

 Gangsters with tatted up necks. Dudes on steroids pimpin' whores. Motorcycle gangs who go around causing terror. They aren't all pussies out here.

So it's just you then?

[CARTEL]

So it's just you then?

Oh snap!

[ShipSekki]

So it's just you then?

 Maybe you're just jealous of me.

 I'm handsome, lean and in shape, living the dream overseas, stacking up big money every month, go on plenty of dates with women anytime I feel like it, take vacations in different countries several times per year, graduated college, intelligent, have a job that allows me to fuck around online all day......

 Nothing beta about me. I don't weigh as much as a Sumo wrestler like you do. But there's more to being an Alpha male than just the sheer girth of your body.

[chaos]

Maybe you're just jealous of me.

 I'm handsome, lean and in shape, living the dream overseas, stacking up big money every month, go on plenty of dates with women anytime I feel like it, take vacations in different countries several times per year, graduated college, intelligent, have a job that allows me to fuck around online all day......

 Nothing beta about me.

100%, absolutely, spot-on, bullshit.

[wes]

Sekki is quite the asshole !

[chaos]

Sekki is quite the dirty, hairy, unwashed, poor mans asshole !

Fixed for truth.

[ShipSekki]

100%, absolutely, spot-on, bullshit.

 Nothing bullshit about it. Sorry.

 Are you gonna suck my big ass dick the same way you suck on that cigar?

[G_Thang]

hhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaa Epic hissy fit meltdown!!!

k-a$$...you just need an orange jumpsuit and your mission is done in this life.

[lester]

[chaos]

Nothing bullshit about it. Sorry.

 Are you gonna suck my big ass dick the same way you suck on that cigar?

Outed.

k-a$$...you just need an orange jumpsuit and your mission is done in this life.

My mission in life is to mock minorities in third world countries that call soccer football and get together in dirt floored bars in droves to drink shitty beer and watch dirtbags chase a ball up and down a field for entertainment.

[ShipSekki]

Outed.
My mission in life is to mock minorities in third world countries that call soccer football and get together in dirt floored bars in droves to drink shitty beer and watch dirtbags chase a ball up and down a field for entertainment.

 Well i'm a white guy living in a fast paced, high tech city full of skyscrapers and technology.

 It makes the USA look like a backwards farm town.

 So you're talking to the wrong guy. Fatass.

 By the way, shave that stupid fucking goatee off. This ain't the 90's anymore man.

[chaos]

Well i'm a white guy living in a fast paced, high tech city full of skyscrapers and technology.

Bullshit.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Outed.
My mission in life is to mock minorities in third world countries that call soccer football and get together in dirt floored bars in droves to drink shitty beer and watch dirtbags chase a ball up and down a field for entertainment.

thats pretty much what all american men do 

[ShipSekki]

Outed.
My mission in life is to mock minorities in third world countries that call soccer football and get together in dirt floored bars in droves to drink shitty beer and watch dirtbags chase a ball up and down a field for entertainment.

 But don't you live in SoCal? Los Angeles?

 Los Angeles and a lot of SoCal is pretty fucking third world.

 Dangerous, full of immigrants, full of gangs and drugs, a huge gap between the rich and poor with a weak middle-class, crime ridden, corrupt. These are all third world traits and SoCal has got them big time.

 Take a look at your own surroundings.

[chaos]

But don't you live in SoCal? Los Angeles?

 Los Angeles and a lot of SoCal is pretty fucking third world.

 Dangerous, full of immigrants, full of gangs and drugs, a huge gap between the rich and poor with a weak middle-class. These are all third world traits and SoCal has got them big time.

 Take a look at your own surroundings.

LOL it sounds like you're describing whats right out your window.