Addicted to the internet?

[ShipSekki]

 Just went to the dance club. Drank abotu 10 beers. Talked to a bunch of women,  didn't hit a home run though, and took a cab home.

 Called up a booty call. She came over. I ate her pussy, got a blow job, and fucked her properly.

 She's passed out on the bed now. It's almost 3 a.m. and I should be passed out too.

 But here I am on the fucking internet..... Getbig, news, videos, stories, the usual online shit.

 Pretty soon, people are just gonna start getting the internet implanted into their arms so they can have it ALL the time.

 I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[Tapeworm]

[BURRRRRRRP]  YA SO WAT 

[io856]

should we start threads about other bodily functions like taking a shit, piss or sneeze?

 

[Tapeworm]

should we start threads about other bodily functions like taking a shit, piss or sneeze?

 

Know what freaks me out?  REM sleep.  I can't close my eyes and twitch my eyeballs without them getting sore and yucky feeling.  Try it amirite?

[TacoBell]

Just went to the dance club. Drank abotu 10 beers. Talked to a bunch of women,  didn't hit a home run though, and took a cab home driver.

 Called up a booty call girl. She came over. I ate her pussy, got a blow job, and fucked her properly.

 She's passed out on the bed now. It's almost 3 a.m. and I should be passed out too. she stole my wallet.

 But here I am on the fucking internet..... Getbig, news, videos, stories, the usual online shit.

 Pretty soon, people are just gonna start getting the internet implanted into their arms so they can have it ALL the time.

 I LOVE YOU GUYS!

QFT

[Mr Nobody]

Just went to the dance club. Drank abotu 10 beers. Talked to a bunch of women,  didn't hit a home run though, and took a cab home.

 Called up a booty call. She came over. I ate her pussy, got a blow job, and fucked her properly.

 She's passed out on the bed now. It's almost 3 a.m. and I should be passed out too.

 But here I am on the fucking internet..... Getbig, news, videos, stories, the usual online shit.

 Pretty soon, people are just gonna start getting the internet implanted into their arms so they can have it ALL the time.

 I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Hell yea my laptop went out yesterday didnt have one for 24 hours thought I going to die. WTF have we become?

[balight]

Hell yea my laptop went out yesterday didnt have one for 24 hours thought I going to die. WTF have we become?

Im going on the rehab. I've heard Indonesia has a very shitty internet infrastructure

[Alex23]

QFT

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TacoBell putting our little yellow deluded friend back into reality

[ShipSekki]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TacoBell putting our little yellow deluded friend back into reality

 Actually i'm white. There isn't an East Asian on this Earth who's as hairy as I am.

 BOOOOM!!

 

[ShipSekki]

"Social critic Neil Postman contrasts the worlds of (the novels) Nineteen Eighty-Four and Brave New World in the foreword of his 1985 book Amusing Ourselves to Death. He writes:

    What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that our desire will ruin us."

Huxley was one smart mofo. He also liked to experiment with mescaline. 

 Yup I am a huge fan of Aldous Huxley. I just read "Brave New World" a couple months ago.

 What he predicted has come true for most of the world. All the information is out there, but people are too busy jacking off to porn and facebooking to notice.

[MB_722]

^^ do a search on huxley and neil postman I've posted a few thigns by them including links to Postman's books.

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you ate a booty calls pussy out. are you that juiced?? never ever eat out a girls pussy unless you're exclusively seeing her. thats nasty

[ShipSekki]

^^ do a search on huxley and neil postman I've posted a few thigns by them including links to Postman's books.

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you ate a booty calls pussy out. are you that juiced?? never ever eat out a girls pussy unless you're exclusively seeing her. thats nasty

 I used to never eat out girls pussies unless I was exclusively seeing her.

 Lately i've just been saying screw it, and burying my face in pussy.

 I'm not juiced. I'm an all natural testosterone manly pussy eating machine.

[che]

I used to never eat out girls pussies unless I was exclusively seeing her.

 Lately i've just been saying screw it, and burying my face in pussy.

 I'm not juiced. I'm an all natural testosterone manly pussy eating machine.

Take a picture of the sleeping whore and post it.

[TacoBell]

Take a picture of the sleeping whore and post it.

Haha this will never happen, but u knew that. 

[ShipSekki]

Take a picture of the sleeping whore and post it.

 The next time she comes over i'll do that. Might not be until next weekend though.

[Parker]

Yup I am a huge fan of Aldous Huxley. I just read "Brave New World" a couple months ago.

 What he predicted has come true for most of the world. All the information is out there, but people are too busy jacking off to porn and facebooking to notice.

Basically, like America always does, we've become a nation of extremes instead of moderation...and for a so-called Christian nation, if you take everything out of the bible, what you have is everything in moderation.

[Coach is Back!]

Just went to the dance club. Drank abotu 10 beers. Talked to a bunch of women,  didn't hit a home run though, and took a cab home.

 Called up a booty call. She came over. I ate her pussy, got a blow job, and fucked her properly.

 She's passed out on the bed now. It's almost 3 a.m. and I should be passed out too.

 But here I am on the fucking internet..... Getbig, news, videos, stories, the usual online shit.

 Pretty soon, people are just gonna start getting the internet implanted into their arms so they can have it ALL the time.

 I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Bullshit, you're gayer than Rupaul on estrogen. Nice try tho.

[ShipSekki]

Bullshit, you're gayer than Rupaul on estrogen. Nice try tho.

 You sound like a fucking caveman.

 You must have an IQ of about 70.

 I can picture you with a bone through your nose. Striking two rocks together trying to start a fire. While grunting.

 How does it feel to be a moron?

[Coach is Back!]

^^ do a search on huxley and neil postman I've posted a few thigns by them including links to Postman's books.

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you ate a booty calls pussy out. are you that juiced?? never ever eat out a girls pussy unless you're exclusively seeing her. thats nasty

Did he mention he lives in Thailand and he somehow mistaken pussy for shecock?

[ShipSekki]

Did he mention he lives in Thailand and he somehow mistaken pussy for shecock?

 Not Thailand. I used to live there. I moved up north.

[Doug_Steele]

Not Thailand. I used to live there. I moved up north.

Welcome to Timeout.   

[newmom]

oh shit what happend to ship

[Coach is Back!]

oh shit what happend to ship

His mouth is full.

[MB_722]

got aids

[newmom]

wow its gonna be quiet here..till his gimmick comes