Author Topic: The Coolest White Man to Ever Live. Period! (Read 9740 times)

Parker · « **on:** June 12, 2010, 07:45:25 PM »

Bob Ross, he is calmness personafied. He could put a ADHD killer to sleep...P.I.P (Paint in Peace)

Watch this, and I was thinking he was going to ruin the painting

And here is a parody, Joy of Tattooing, lol

che · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2010, 07:55:46 PM »

I don't know man $:-\$

njflex · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:00:18 PM »

p.i.p. legend cured insomnia.

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:05:49 PM »

Che, I think he was a Army Sgt. and got tired of yelling at people, so he took up painting...

And BTW, who else could teach you how to paint clouds, and you not think about being on twink status?

disturbia · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:08:31 PM »

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:23:53 PM »

do you guys ever sicken of being fucking wrong?

my white guy blows your white guys away!

MB_722 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:35:43 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:58:14 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on June 12, 2010, 08:35:43 PM

That was the shit, that song was used by Pete Rock and CL Smooth for "They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)"

disturbia, you need to take up painting.

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2010, 09:06:36 PM »

Bob Ross always wants to paint a happy little tree.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2010, 09:18:56 PM »

Robert Sylvester

James Blunt · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2010, 09:57:43 PM »

I think the dude took a crazy amount of psychadelics same as Terence Mckenna. No attitude or ego involved. Leaves a person mellow not wanting to hurt a fly. Just calm expression of himself.

Parker · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2010, 11:52:57 PM »

Quote from: James Blunt on June 12, 2010, 09:57:43 PM

I think the dude took a crazy amount of psychadelics same as Terence Mckenna. No attitude or ego involved. Leaves a person mellow not wanting to hurt a fly. Just calm expression of himself.

He may have, but apparently it's a 180 from what he used to be.

Aaron Singerman · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2010, 12:32:05 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on June 12, 2010, 08:23:53 PM

do you guys ever sicken of being fucking wrong?

my white guy blows your white guys away!

Definitely the coolest white grandpa of all time.

crownshep · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2010, 02:48:10 AM »

Can`t believe you like him Parker,i watch him on tv most mornings painting his happy little clouds and giving one stone a little friend so he won`t be lonely.I loved an episode he did where he had a baby owl and he named him "HooT".

I keep saying that one day i want to try and do some of his style of painting,but his packs can be quite expensive.Being an artist runs in my family,my uncle moved to Australia to paint the wildlife there and has done some great paintings.
http://www.ericshepherdartist.com/
http://www.ericshepherdartist.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1198

Purple Aki · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2010, 02:58:34 AM »

No way is that gaylord with a jewfro the coolest whiteman to ever live!

Everyone knows that the coolest individual -white or black - to ever live is the bush tucker man:

Ozzie Vietnam vet who just bimbles around the bush, eating flora and fauna and hanging around with smelly looking Aborigines. Best. TV. Programme. Ever.

Parker · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2010, 04:17:03 AM »

Quote from: crownshep on June 13, 2010, 02:48:10 AM

Can`t believe you like him Parker,i watch him on tv most mornings painting his happy little clouds and giving one stone a little friend so he won`t be lonely.I loved an episode he did where he had a baby owl and he named him "HooT".
I keep saying that one day i want to try and do some of his style of painting,but his packs can be quite expensive.Being an artist runs in my family,my uncle moved to Australia to paint the wildlife there and has done some great paintings.
http://www.ericshepherdartist.com/
http://www.ericshepherdartist.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=1198

Great paintings! Being a artist runs in my family as well. And I have drawn stuff, but Ive never rook my talent further---that is sitting down a d developing it. When I was young people used to ask me to drawn things, like Garfield and Odie, Mickey Mouse, etc.

But, I love watching Bob Ross paint, and I always think he is going to eff up a painting, I get into it.
Another show is Woodright's Woodshop, that show is amazing at what he's come up with, and made me get interested in wanting to finish a cane I started.

Purple Aki, that dude is cool, he reminds me of a combo of Steve Irwin, Jack Hanna, and Marty Stauffer (the man behind Wild America), check that show out on YouTube sometimes...

Red Hook · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2010, 05:29:16 AM »

Quote from: Parker on June 12, 2010, 08:58:14 PM

That was the shit, that song was used by Pete Rock and CL Smooth for "They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)"

disturbia, you need to take up painting.

Yep, at the 1:55 mark.

TROY and Mary and Meth "all I need to " are top 10 classic hiphop.

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2010, 05:46:06 AM »

Bob Ross is a pussy slaying machine on valiums!!

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2010, 06:23:21 AM »

bob ross on family guy

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:22:36 AM »

love it when he cleanes his brush, beats the devil out of it

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:46:30 AM »

Parker I feel asleep watching Bob paint I turned a soda over on my laptop I guess one of those knee jerks while you sleep you get sometimes woke up four hours he has cost me.

James Blunt · « **Reply #21 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 13, 2010, 11:46:30 AM

Parker I feel asleep watching Bob paint I turned a soda over on my laptop I guess one of those knee jerks while you sleep you get sometimes woke up four hours he has cost me.

I took a moment of silence for this, I know how hard it is.

No liquids on the same level as the keyboard

tbombz · « **Reply #22 on:** June 13, 2010, 12:21:55 PM »

im with you Parker. hadnt watched his videos before. im now inspired to paint more. probably because i was watching james blunts terrance mckenna video before i watched the bob ross video, and mckenna reminded me of some of my trips, including one on salvia where i felt very creative and artistic... went into 7/11 and arranged all the food and chips in an aisle by their color

LurkyLurker · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2010, 01:50:01 PM »

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 13, 2010, 01:54:36 PM »

Expecyted to see John Rocker