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Physical and Blood Test
« on: June 15, 2010, 05:36:22 PM »
So I get a complete physical and blood tests done cause my shrink wanted me to.  At the end of everything, the doctor says I am in excellent physical health and all the blood tests were perfect.  I look at him and say "Are you high? Look at me, I'm a fat mess."  He says, well at least you are a healthy fat mess.  I stabbed him in the eye (well I actually didn't, I made that part up)

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 05:40:08 PM »
Did you pass your Rorschach Tests?     ;D 

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 05:56:43 PM »
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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 05:57:43 PM »
Did you pass your Rorschach Tests?     ;D 

they all look like spiders

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 05:58:05 PM »
All Paxils                  ;D

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2010, 12:10:31 AM »
Doctors suck, you know the trick where someone gets behind a person on all fours and another pushes the person over and they bust their ass on the floor and everyone is laughing I'd like to do that to a doctor.

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2010, 12:25:46 AM »
So I get a complete physical and blood tests done cause my shrink wanted me to.  At the end of everything, the doctor says I am in excellent physical health and all the blood tests were perfect.  I look at him and say "Are you high? Look at me, I'm a fat mess."  He says, well at least you are a healthy fat mess.  I stabbed him in the eye (well I actually didn't, I made that part up)

Im assuming you are completely aware no one cares

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Re: Physical and Blood Test
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2010, 01:17:50 AM »
Im assuming you are completely aware no one cares

are you,...like 4 years old?  Wow what a role model you are for your kids   ::)