Author Topic: I think I will become a father today - seriously I am shitting bricks right now (Read 4194 times)

Stark · « **on:** June 17, 2010, 02:53:16 PM »

Wife is overdue for 4 days, for the first she looks at me and say... I think something is happening.

Shitting bricks gentlemen litterlay shitting fucking bricks right - I AINT READY FOR THIS GOD!!!!

Master Blaster · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2010, 02:57:42 PM »

Nails · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:00:30 PM »

Accidentally push her down the stairs... a miscarriage is whats best at the present time...

Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on June 17, 2010, 02:57:42 PM

fock of you stopid cunt - I am shitting myself - I'm doing my best to avoid looking at her man

maybe if I ignore it it will go away?

one more day in peace please god

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:02:24 PM »

bench

Stark · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2010, 03:00:30 PM

Accidentally push down the stairs... a miscarriage is whats best at the present time...

What stairs we are living in a dirty basement man - do you think it would work if I push her up the stairs as well?

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:03:51 PM »

cheers man

the best moment of your life is when you hold your baby for the first time

The True Adonis · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:05:09 PM »

Quote from: airosol on June 17, 2010, 03:03:51 PM

cheers man

the best moment of your life is when you hold your baby for the first time

Biggest bullshit statement ever posted on Getbig.

Parker · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:06:41 PM »

You're shitting bricks and she is about to push out a baby, yep this confirms that men mimic the symtoms of the woman during pregnancy

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:06:55 PM »

my girls was once late almost 3 months... dont stress out to much.... its harder then you think to get a girl pregnant.. but then again i always use the WITHDRAW birth control method

Stark · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:08:23 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 17, 2010, 03:05:09 PM

Biggest bullshit statement ever posted on Getbig.

and how the fuck would you know that? You aren't a father so you have no idea what that feels like so your opinion is shit.

people like you

always think they know it all

Stark · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:09:09 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2010, 03:06:55 PM

my girls was once late almost 3 months... dont stress out to much.... its harder then you think to get a girl pregnant.. but then again i always use the WITHDRAW birth control method

lol mate shes pregnant

- I mean overdue in giving birth

Master Blaster · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:13:07 PM »

Quote from: Stark on June 17, 2010, 03:01:47 PM

fock of you stopid cunt - I am shitting myself - I'm doing my best to avoid looking at her man

maybe if I ignore it it will go away?

one more day in peace please god

Calm down gloria.

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on June 17, 2010, 03:13:07 PM

Calm down gloria.

I'm trying real hard right now

drkaje · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:15:06 PM »

Congrats!

Children are great.

newmom · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2010, 03:00:30 PM

Accidentally push her down the stairs... a miscarriage is whats best at the present time...

what a fucking stupid idiotic statement, perhaps your folks should of thought of that

newmom · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:31:25 PM »

Stark, NOONE is ever ready.

Your gonna do great and it will be the best day of your life

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:42:33 PM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:44:35 PM »

Get this kid started on weights immediately.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2010, 03:57:24 PM »

A few minutes of pleasure for 18 years of misery.

James Blunt · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2010, 04:00:55 PM »

Oh shiiiit. I'm glad I have no kids. There's enough of those little fuckers running around as it is. Why add to it

tbombz · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2010, 04:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Stark on June 17, 2010, 03:08:23 PM

and how the fuck would you know that? You aren't a father so you have no idea what that feels like so your opinion is shit.

people like you always think they know it all

adonis IS an intelligent guy.. but he is far from wise

Nails · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2010, 05:11:43 PM »

Quote from: newmom on June 17, 2010, 03:31:25 PM

Stark, NOONE is ever ready.

Your gonna do great and it will be the best day of your life

Im sure you and your mom swallowed a few babys along the way

newmom · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2010, 05:15:24 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2010, 05:11:43 PM

Im sure you and your mom swallowed a few babys along the way

Watch your mouth Grunt

Nails · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2010, 05:17:11 PM »

Quote from: newmom on June 17, 2010, 05:15:24 PM

Watch your mouth Grunt

Wash Yours