a day in the life of a male "physique athlete"

[240 is Back]

4:03-4:35am- sprints with abs.  "Bad Romance" never gets old

Seriously, "bad romance"never gets old



hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Master Blaster]

How much do you want for Alan Wake?

[Devon97]

JNN,

The only Solid food I noticed on yoru dieet was whites and veggies at meal1. DO you eever have a carb up day or have a PWO recovery shake?


Also, yoru last shake was 4:30pm..... and you went to bed at 12:00. How do you go that long w/ out food?

[johnnynoname]

JNN,

The only Solid food I noticed on yoru dieet was whites and veggies at meal1. DO you eever have a carb up day or have a PWO recovery shake?


Also, yoru last shake was 4:30pm..... and you went to bed at 12:00. How do you go that long w/ out food?

yeah, i have a weird appetite.  mostly though, i usually eat more whole food meals but protein shakes are easier.  Plus, alot of my calories come from olive oil.  I'll have like 2-3 tablespoons with each meal

[johnnynoname]

How much do you want for Alan Wake?

roflmao
i'm selling all three as a package on ebay

'Leaves site smelling like bronzer, whip cream and shame.'    

that is the name of my book...if i ever learn to write correctly

that is a great kinison bit, i know

[OneMoreRep]

other than that, please feel free to ask me anything that i may have glossed over

No problem, how about you speak (extensively if possible) on  the old "Tying Off" bit that you so slyly glossed over?

"1"

[Devon97]

yeah, i have a weird appetite.  mostly though, i usually eat more whole food meals but protein shakes are easier.  Plus, alot of my calories come from olive oil.  I'll have like 2-3 tablespoons with each meal

Do you actually stir them with your shake or spoon them from the bottle to your mouth>?

[johnnynoname]

No problem, how about you speak (extensively if possible) on  the old "Tying Off" bit that you so slyly glossed over?

"1"

simply put- "tying off" is a method that male strippers use to give them some "size"

you beat yourself off til you got some good size (with lube) then you wrap a rubber band around the base of your balls to maintain that size- it's like a "athletic cock ring"
however, you can't keep a "tye off" on for a long time much like you can't keep a cock ring on for too long

use a "tye off" while on Cialis= HOLY SHIT

note: none of the new guys who are coming up know nothing about tying off apparently

[johnnynoname]

Do you actually stir them with your shake or spoon them from the bottle to your mouth>?

straight to mouth

i know- odd isn't it

[Tapeworm]

Earth Girl would be good for you.  Tell her you need advice on raising seedlings & she's wide open.

[johnnynoname]

Earth Girl would be good for you.  Tell her you need advice on raising seedlings & she's wide open.

i get a feeling "Rico" will need a lawn mower to conquer the forrest on her mons pubis though

[Tapeworm]

i get a feeling "Rico" will need a lawn mower to conquer the forrest on her mons pubis though

Muff is good.  All this attempted hairlessness isn't worth the stubble. 

[Natural Man]

this is how you might end when you dont have a father/education.

[johnnynoname]

this is how you might end when you dont have a father nor an education.

you notice how i'm not disagreeing with you

[Natural Man]

you notice how i'm not disagreeing with you

you re struggling to find a way out of all of this obviously.

[johnnynoname]

you re struggling to find a way out of all of this obviously.

not really struggling
I figure, i might as well have as much fun and get as much money as I can given that I have no shame/am trying to get my "daddy to love me"

btw, for those of you who didn't know it......."Rico" is me

[OneMoreRep]

simply put- "tying off" is a method that male strippers use to give them some "size"

you beat yourself off til you got some good size (with lube) then you wrap a rubber band around the base of your balls to maintain that size- it's like a "athletic cock ring"
however, you can't keep a "tye off" on for a long time much like you can't keep a cock ring on for too long

use a "tye off" while on Cialis= HOLY SHIT

note: none of the new guys who are coming up know nothing about tying off apparently

Thank you very much.


::Proceeds to carry necessary rubber band and lube in back pocket at all times::
"1"

[affeman]

not really struggling
I figure, i might as well have as much fun and get as much money as I can given that I have no shame/am trying to get my "daddy to love me"

btw, for those of you who didn't know it......."Rico" is me

Tell us a lil more about the relationship between you and your dad?

[Parker]

simply put- "tying off" is a method that male strippers use to give them some "size"

you beat yourself off til you got some good size (with lube) then you wrap a rubber band around the base of your balls to maintain that size- it's like a "athletic cock ring"
however, you can't keep a "tye off" on for a long time much like you can't keep a cock ring on for too long

use a "tye off" while on Cialis= HOLY SHIT

note: none of the new guys who are coming up know nothing about tying off apparently

BTW, Rite Aide down here has 2/1.50 on "tie off material"...and conviently in lil capsules smaller than what you get out of the candy machines.

[Devon97]

simply put- "tying off" is a method that male strippers use to give them some "size"

you beat yourself off til you got some good size (with lube) then you wrap a rubber band around the base of your balls to maintain that size- it's like a "athletic cock ring"
however, you can't keep a "tye off" on for a long time much like you can't keep a cock ring on for too long

use a "tye off" while on Cialis= HOLY SHIT

note: none of the new guys who are coming up know nothing about tying off apparently

If left on too long what is the worst case scenerio?

[johnnynoname]

If left on too long what is the worst case scenerio?

gangrene....so I've heard

[pluck]

You only get 3.5 hours of sleep???

[johnnynoname]

You only get 3.5 hours of sleep???

mmmmhmmm

I thought it was a known fact that "Rico" sleeps very little

[affeman]

mmmmhmmm

I thought it was a known fact that "Rico" sleeps very little

What about Ricos dad?

[JasonH]

Haha! 

Quality thread! (should be a sticky)