Soccer! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Soccer! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Soccer! huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?
Ohhh? Soccer! I despise
Because it means destruction?
Of innocent lives
Soccer means tears
to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to Play
and lose their Manhood
I said - Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Soccer! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?
Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! Friend only to the Weak
Soccer! It's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of Soccer blows my mind
Soccer has caused unrest in the younger generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die?
Ohhh? Soccer Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it
Soccer! Uh-huh Yeah - Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?
Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! It's got one friend, that's the Retards
Soccer has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled bitter and queer
Life is much to precious to spend playing Soccers these days
Soccer can't give life, it can only take it away
Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Soccer! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?
Soccer! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Soccer! Friend only to the Losers
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our real sports
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it
Soccer! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!