Mike,
Read this shit slow: There ain't no such thing on God's green earth as free pussy.

I don't care if it's cash upfront, drinks, housing,
agita, or a chicken sandwich pussy always, always... always costs a man something.
Personally, I've never paid upfront for cooter. That being said, every single man I've ever met who has will swear on a stack of bibles it's cheaper than dating or a relationship will ever be, especially if you just need to get laid.
I mean really... why chat someone up, listen to their
bullshit life story, pretend to care, pick them up, meet annoying friends, buy food/drinks, talk all nice when all you want is to hit the cooter and get some sleep?
BTW, One of those chicks was hitable.
