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marty31672

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maybe kung fu is better
« on: June 25, 2010, 12:42:45 PM »
i was talking to this one guy in the supermarket who teaches some kind of kung fu i think he called it jun fa ju kun doo. when i told him i was training in ufc he said that its good for sport but in the real world you can get killed fighting ufc style. he showed me some moves that are actually BANNED to use in ufc fighting because they are so deadly and can instantly kill your opponent so im starting to think maybe i should train he's style instead he has a gym near were i live.
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marty31672

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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 12:52:24 PM »
c'mon guys the class is at 5 today i need to no whether i should go or not i have to no early so i can get a headstart on making dinner
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 12:58:09 PM »
Tbh, it sounds like he's trying to groom you, Marty.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 01:01:49 PM »
marty are the other trainees all under 13yrs of age?  You could dominate the dojo.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »
I started San Soo (Kung Foo) when I was 11 and it lasted for 13 years. It was good disipline and good self-defence. MMA is good but you can never "perfect" multiple styles.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 01:03:16 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on June 25, 2010, 12:52:24 PM
c'mon guys the class is at 5 today i need to no whether i should go or not i have to no early so i can get a headstart on making dinner
go for it marty what you got to lose?
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marty31672

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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 08:05:18 PM »
i tried it earlier today and it was pretty neat i learned a cool new defence move
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 08:09:42 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on June 25, 2010, 01:02:36 PM
MMA is good but you can never "perfect" multiple styles.

thats not true frank mir has a black belt in karate and a black belt in brazilan jujitsu to
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 09:13:12 PM »


So let me get this straight, you're talking to some guy in the market (I'll guess you knew him prior and have rapport with him) and the subject of you in MMA comes up. So after he talks about some stuff, he tells you about these banned moves that can instantly kill you...

...and then what he takes you in the parking lot and shows you how to instantly kill someone with said moves? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 09:16:39 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on June 25, 2010, 08:09:42 PM
thats not true frank mir has a black belt in karate and a black belt in brazilan jujitsu to

marty is a freakin scholar of MMA!
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2010, 03:08:14 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on June 25, 2010, 08:09:42 PM
thats not true frank mir has a black belt in karate and a black belt in brazilan jujitsu to

He wrote "master", not black belt.

Black belt just means you know the fundamentals well. People typically aren't instructors until 4th Dan.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2010, 04:55:07 PM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on June 25, 2010, 09:13:12 PM

So let me get this straight, you're talking to some guy in the market (I'll guess you knew him prior and have rapport with him) and the subject of you in MMA comes up. So after he talks about some stuff, he tells you about these banned moves that can instantly kill you...

...and then what he takes you in the parking lot and shows you how to instantly kill someone with said moves? ::) ::) ::)

Taking a gimmick seriously = priceless
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2010, 04:59:12 PM »
It's a gimmick guys, where is his buttbuddy pellius to back up the douche
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2010, 05:12:29 PM »
Marty, I am glad you enjoyed the class. Do you plan on going again?
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 05:17:18 PM »
Next thing you know we'll see Marty on TV like the old Grasshopper Kung Fu show.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2010, 05:21:48 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 26, 2010, 05:17:18 PM
Next thing you we'll see Marty on TV like the old Grasshopper Kung Fu show.

He should have been in the new Karate Kid movie!!
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2010, 05:31:28 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on June 26, 2010, 05:21:48 PM
He should have been in the new Karate Kid movie!!
Yes I agree.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2010, 05:36:14 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on June 25, 2010, 12:42:45 PM
i was talking to this one guy in the supermarket who teaches some kind of kung fu i think he called it jun fa ju kun doo. when i told him i was training in ufc he said that its good for sport but in the real world you can get killed fighting ufc style. he showed me some moves that are actually BANNED to use in ufc fighting because they are so deadly and can instantly kill your opponent so im starting to think maybe i should train he's style instead he has a gym near were i live.

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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2010, 09:45:01 PM »
Quote from: jtsunami on June 25, 2010, 09:16:39 PM
marty is a freakin scholar of MMA!  Cock sucking
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2010, 10:07:28 PM »
Hahaha, you should have asked him if he competed in the Kumite with Frank Dux
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2010, 10:11:32 PM »
Marty this guy just wants to hit the showers with you buddy,  showering with other guys and listening to Creed is gay. 
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2010, 08:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 26, 2010, 10:07:28 PM
Hahaha, you should have asked him if he competed in the Kumite with Frank Dux


that is my favorite movie is there anywere i can watch a real kumite fight?
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2010, 08:29:35 PM »
theres a really cute girl in the class to shes 37 and she has red hair i would of asked her on a date but i'm married
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2010, 09:00:57 PM »
I think he meant Jun Fan Jeet Kun Do.  Jun Fan was Bruce Lee's name in Chineese.
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Re: maybe kung fu is better
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2010, 09:11:41 PM »
Quote from: roccoginge on June 28, 2010, 09:00:57 PM
I think he meant Jun Fan Jeet Kun Do.  Jun Fan was Bruce Lee's name in Chineese.

Welcome to Getbig you fucking douche.  ::)
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