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Stark

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Holy shit let me tell you guys.

So yestarday was the day when my wife was induced, I drop her of to the hospital, have to leave again since they dont allow for hustbands to stay longer than 21:00.
Needles to say I didn't sleep at all.
In the morning I get a call that I better get on my horse since she is getting very fast ready to give birth.
So I drive to the hospital like I wanted to commit suicide, and thanks me to god did I drive fast because when I got to the hospital she was ready to give
birth already, I was litteraly with her for 20 min and the head came out.
Holy shit!!!
I did not expect to see so much blood - kinda kinky :D
She was soo good - pushed 5 times and there he was - all the midwifes were like holy god that is unreal for giving birth for the first time.
The midwifes were real angels they took time out to explain to us (well more me than her) the afterbirth and all.

The the little dude is so friggen great it all makes sense now I know its hard to explain but what everybody said that you will know when it happens, it all came true the connection is instant.

His name is Kristofers (latvian version of christoper) and I am so fucking proud right now.

I will post some pictures tomorrow - now I am going to have a very very nice and very expensive ciggar :)

Love you all :)

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 02:15:45 PM »



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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 02:20:25 PM »
Congratulations  Stark

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 02:20:52 PM »
congrats man!

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 02:21:24 PM »
Congrats!!

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 02:21:32 PM »
Congrats and good luck.
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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 02:22:22 PM »
Congrats.


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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 02:22:23 PM »
thanks guys :)

I still dont buy into the whole "miracle" thing but damn its interesting how your instinct is kicking in.
I got real angry (I ahve a temper anyways) real fast when one of the midwifes changed his nappy and was a (at least to a new father) a little rough (I am sure she wasnt but she has done that so many times) but I was like thinking bitch get your fucking hands of my boy lol :D

Interesting to say the least.

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 02:23:52 PM »
Congratz! I myself was about 2.1kg pretty close to dying probably but teh swede pulled through lol

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »
Congrats, Stark and Mrs./iss. Stark, and I hope you rear this lad in a fashion so that he knows a swastika tattoo is a baaaaaaad idea.  ;)

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »
Congratz! I myself was about 2.1kg pretty close to dying probably but teh swede pulled through lol

probably came out of your mom smoking a blunt

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2010, 02:25:19 PM »
Congratulations Stark

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 02:26:10 PM »
Congrats, Stark and Mrs./iss. Stark, and I hope you rear this lad in a fashion so that he knows a swastika tattoo is a baaaaaaad idea.  ;)

I will jsut do the exact oppostite to what my biological parents did to me :)
And I will do my best to not let him make the same mistakes I made, lets hope to fuck hes a lot smarter than his old man :D

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 02:31:57 PM »
KongGratz chap!

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2010, 02:47:46 PM »
what I got out of this story is your wife has a huge vagina.

Ah hell, congrats man!   :P ;D ;)

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 02:53:09 PM »

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 02:53:39 PM »
what I got out of this story is your wife has a huge vagina.

Ah hell, congrats man!   :P ;D ;)

lol she has now :D

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 03:04:16 PM »
Congrats Stark & Wife .. and say good bye to sleep for a couple of years  ;D

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:44 PM »
Was it anything like this Stark???



WTF  :-X

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
sweet god almighty........ :o :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 03:30:06 PM »
sweet god almighty........ :o :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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well to be honest she shave her pussy :D - well actually I did it for her :D

Hope that helps to breath some more life into this thread

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2010, 03:31:40 PM »
congrats man!

those nurses are really rough with the baby, but they know their stuff.

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2010, 03:42:48 PM »
yea man nothings worse then a pregnant lady who gives birth with a hairy snatch, use a recliner or mirrors like us bodybuilders do before a show and shave that buckweed

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2010, 04:42:48 PM »
Congrats Stark...thats good news.

Have fun being a dad

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Re: Today... I have become a father of a 3.6 KG "heavy" Spartan boy
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 04:51:55 PM »
Congrats!
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