Let me save you some trouble, marty. Here she is, folks

how much of a loser-failure i would feel like sticking my dick in that thing..........after i came of course
isnt it funny how you get that wave of rationality and clear thinking for a few minutes after you cum
like when you jerk off to something really awful on the computer, and you get up to find a paper towel, walkign with your pants around your ankles, to clean the jizz off your stomach .......adn you always say something like "what the fuck is wrong with me"