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Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« on: July 02, 2010, 06:55:04 AM »
dont know the correct workd for "middle time" but year 500- to 1500


"the saw"



Mothereffing OUCH

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 06:59:03 AM »
This instrument had widespread diffusion all over Europe. The saw was inflicted for a great variety of crimes (rebellion, witchcraft, military disobedience), probably owing to its being easily found in all houses so enabling a quick execution.

As we can see from a series of printings and engravings of that period, the victim was hung in an inverted position in order to assure sufficient oxygenation of the brain and to slow down the general loss of blood so that he didn't lose consciousness at once, thus to inflict a longer suffering before death struck.





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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 06:59:31 AM »
lmao but the firing squad and hanging is cruel and unusual punishment these days...

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 07:03:05 AM »
That's fucked.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 07:05:24 AM »
Epic retardedly low crime rates  ;D

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 07:07:08 AM »
Just imagine that being your job. Sawing people in half.  :-\

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 07:09:10 AM »
Just imagine that being your job. Sawing people in half.  :-\

hahah, "how was work today?"  "ah you know, same ole shit.....sawed a mexi and two white dudes..."

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 07:09:21 AM »
Just imagine that being your job. Sawing people in half.  :-\

can you imagine all the he intestins and shit just fucking falling out

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 07:10:22 AM »
hahah, "how was work today?"  "ah you know, same ole shit.....sawed a mexi and two white dudes..."


I wonder if they start out with short dudes and work themself up to handling taller peple haha

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 07:10:44 AM »
can you imagine all the he intestins and shit just fucking falling out
Not to mention the screaming individual. That's fucking gotta be painful!

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 07:13:22 AM »
I wonder if they start out with short dudes and work themself up to handling taller peple haha

LOL....and then on to the really fat people....

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 07:16:41 AM »
can you imagine all the he intestins and shit just fucking falling out
lol guess youve never been hunting huh?

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2010, 07:23:40 AM »
LOL....and then on to the really fat people....
That cross beam would snap like a twig if a tub of lard was hanging off it.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2010, 07:27:52 AM »
The guy on the right looks quite happy in his work.

Reminds me of Bob Ross after he's painted a "happy little tree".  ;D

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2010, 07:30:56 AM »
The guy on the right looks quite happy in his work.

Reminds me of Bob Ross after he's painted a "happy little tree".  ;D
What about the two skanks laying doen at the bottom fingering themselves while the poor sap is getting sawed in half???

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2010, 07:33:49 AM »
What about the two skanks laying doen at the bottom fingering themselves while the poor sap is getting sawed in half???

Haha, yeah, reminds me of that scene in Hostel II when the women lies under the girl as blood is dripping from her, like some sort of fucked up ritual that will give them powers or some shit liek that.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2010, 07:37:39 AM »
Haha, yeah, reminds me of that scene in Hostel II when the women lies under the girl as blood is dripping from her, like some sort of fucked up ritual that will give them powers or some shit liek that.
Lol....Hostel 1 & 2 were both pretty fucked up. I'm sure it happens too. That seen in part one where that nip chick gets her eyball yanked out was pretty fucked up.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2010, 07:40:29 AM »
dont know the correct workd for "middle time" but year 500- to 1500


"the saw"



Mothereffing OUCH

call me sick but I would glady volunteer for this job.

and this should be done to every fucking sexual predator IMO, justified punishment.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2010, 07:57:39 AM »
Lol....Hostel 1 & 2 were both pretty fucked up. I'm sure it happens too. That seen in part one where that nip chick gets her eyball yanked out was pretty fucked up.
bolt cutter on the toes was enough for me

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2010, 07:59:43 AM »
Or why not "Slow Slicing"?





It was meted out for offenses against the Confucian value system such as acts of treason, mass murder, parenticide or the murder of one's master or employer

by the Ming Dynasty there were records of three thousand incisions

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2010, 08:00:23 AM »
Wasn't this method used against slaves in USA as well? But with an axe instead of a saw? I recall seeing a movie where the slave is hacked in half with an axe.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2010, 08:06:44 AM »
bolt cutter on the toes was enough for me
The drill bit in the quads did it for me.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2010, 08:07:38 AM »
Just imagine that being your job. Sawing people in half.  :-\

I knew a guy who worked in a horse meat factory and his job was to shoot the horses in the head as they came through his area; he loved it.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2010, 08:08:26 AM »
or why not this




This device has a Spanish name because it was improved in Spain where it became the official instrument of capital punishment and remained in use until 1975, when the last to be executed was a young student later to be found innocent.


It had an iron collar that had an iron on its rear which penetrated the cervical vertebrae in a way that the convict died both for asphyxiation and because the spinal cord was crushed.

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Re: Used as a form of execution in the Middle Ages
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2010, 08:13:44 AM »
Saanish tickler  :-\




"This instrument looks very much like a cat's paw with very long and sharp claws. It was brutally used to rip the victim's flesh to shreds. Because of the dimension of the claws, muscles and bones were no obstacle in this barbaric practice. It was, of course, inflicted on victims tied up hand and foot."





I wonder what made us all calm the fuck down with the punishments? lol