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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2010, 11:04:08 AM »
lol that easy to tell? she has the perfect body.. 5'4, 105 lbs, 32 DDs, bubble butt, definately hot but in Tampa she's a dime a dozen.
DDs fake or real. A chica with DDs and 105 pounds and a bubble butt at 5'4?

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2010, 11:08:08 AM »
DDs fake or real. A chica with DDs and 105 pounds and a bubble butt at 5'4?

real, yeah she's 1/2 brazilian and 1/2 german.

fucked a bunch of girls when we broke up the first few times and nothing compares to her magical pussy haha  :-\

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2010, 11:33:51 AM »
I had a similar incident with some dishrag whore.  Good luck.
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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2010, 12:01:54 PM »
saopl, have you had the baby checked for a DNA match to ensure you are the ACTUAL father?  She may have got preggo with someone else and said it was you.  i know someone else this happened to.  he took care of the baby for a year and then found out.  i think you can actually sue her if thats the case. 

anyways, i would look into it.  if it aint your baby, then she's not only cheating on you, but using and abusin ya too. 



no I havent, at first I thought the same but she looks more like me than she does her own mother, she has my ears, eyes, lips, chin, nose, everything.. baby momma has black hair, I have blonde.. kid has blonde hair.. definately mine but regardless if I don't get a DNA test done before she turns 24 months then I'm responsible for child support regardless if it's my kid or not (FLA laws are fucked)

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2010, 12:06:38 PM »
I installed a keylogger on my computer because I had a feeling my GF/fiance was fucking around behind my back and it was true, I came home last night and found a bunch of shit, confronted her about it and she went crazy started punching and kicking me but I never touched her, she went in the bathroom and smashed her head against the wall a few times and said "now I'm calling the cops"

she's going to try to blame it on me saying I hit her etc, she has before, and I'll prob make a trip down to county jail.

what a great start to a wonderful weekend.

You should move to a muslim country. The police there would take care of the beating for you.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2010, 12:09:45 PM »
lol yep. she busted her lip on the wall so of course they will thinks it's me.. my criminal record won't help me out either. too many violent charges.
LOL you ruined it all with this.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2010, 12:27:40 PM »
LOL you ruined it all with this.

How so? They are all 4+ years old, but only have 1 conviction..all others got dropped because parents bailed me out with a bad ass lawyer.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2010, 12:43:48 PM »
How so? They are all 4+ years old, but only have 1 conviction..all others got dropped because parents bailed me out with a bad ass lawyer.

Wow....you're so cool. I'll bet that impresses the guys down at the local Jiffy Lube.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2010, 12:44:12 PM »
How so? They are all 4+ years old, but only have 1 conviction..all others got dropped because parents bailed me out with a bad ass lawyer.
Your officially fucked now. She will use this to ruin you and milk you dry.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #59 on: July 02, 2010, 12:45:45 PM »
I installed a keylogger on my computer because I had a feeling my GF/fiance was fucking around behind my back and it was true, I came home last night and found a bunch of shit, confronted her about it and she went crazy started punching and kicking me but I never touched her, she went in the bathroom and smashed her head against the wall a few times and said "now I'm calling the cops"

she's going to try to blame it on me saying I hit her etc, she has before, and I'll prob make a trip down to county jail.

what a great start to a wonderful weekend.

You're fucked now lol

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2010, 12:55:35 PM »
Go to the store right now and get yourself a mini-tape recorder and start taping your conversations with her. Get your to say she fucked yourself up on tape. After you get that on tape, make a copy keep it out of the house. If she does get the cops involved, you will be arrested no doubt about it. After she admits to beating yourself up on tape and you have a copy in a safe place, make sure you tell her that you don't trust her and that you are taping every conversation you ever have with her from here on out. When the cops tell you that you aren't allowed to tape anyone who doesn't know they are being taped, you tell them that you told her that you are taping her.(even if you didn't tell her before she admitted to beating herself up) who cares, the cops will have to drop it all because it will be on big cluster fuck and in most cases they will listen to the tapes and realize she is fucked. But keep copies in a safe place. And if cops ask you if there are copies tell them of course there is.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #61 on: July 02, 2010, 12:59:43 PM »
Grab your shit and leave the country. Go somewhere in south america with no extradition.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2010, 01:16:41 PM »
Grab your shit and leave the country. Go somewhere in south america with no extradition.

lol  ;D

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2010, 02:16:05 PM »
lol  ;D

Saopl,

You do understand that the actual, true drama will not begin until she realizes you aren't coming back, right?

I don't like to give advice because no one can ever follow it but here's my $0.02: Get a restraining order against her immediately, then petition family court for visitation help and let them handle dispersing child support money.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2010, 02:24:20 PM »
the first thing I would do is get a paternity test done because there is a damn good chance that kid isn't yours.

don't just assume it has to be yours.

you said yourself this girl is a skank, fucking everything that moves, including you.

you could be paying for a child that isn't even yours.

do the test and let the REAL father do that part..

if thats the case. but you need to find out. now.
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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #65 on: July 02, 2010, 02:25:20 PM »
how are you making 6 figures at 23 while having a criminal record?

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2010, 02:45:37 PM »
how are you making 6 figures at 23 while having a criminal record?

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2010, 03:08:41 PM »
Sounds like these two idiots deserve each other to me.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2010, 04:25:38 PM »
so did the cops show up yet?

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2010, 05:28:12 PM »
tips to stay anabolic: use condoms. live alone.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2010, 05:30:36 PM »
tips to stay anabolic: use condoms. live alone.
Agreed.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #71 on: July 02, 2010, 06:43:54 PM »
Getbig dollars  ;)

gotta love that exchange rate!



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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #72 on: July 02, 2010, 07:45:01 PM »
He's also gotta worry about having a crazy kid, too. Mental disease is definitely some shit people can inherit.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #73 on: July 04, 2010, 05:32:57 PM »
So what happened with this ?!?! did you get rid of that bitch or are you still in her clutches? seriously dude, if you don't get out of it now you're gonna kill yourself in a few years when next time she cuts herself and calls the SWAT team to the house, fuck this crazy bitch...plenty more fish in the pond.

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Re: Waiting for the cops to show up..
« Reply #74 on: July 04, 2010, 05:37:24 PM »
Have fun, this is how women manipulate the system. Starting with the cops. Then judicial officers...then on down the line...
Sad but true  :( >:(