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Darren Avey

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Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« on: July 05, 2010, 11:33:27 AM »

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 12:07:31 PM »
yeah no chance brock would shoot for a takedown or anything  ::)

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2010, 01:34:09 PM »
you forgot the part of which lesnar picks him up like a little kid and SLAM him through the fucking mat lol

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2010, 01:38:45 PM »
you forgot the part of which lesnar picks him up like a little kid and SLAM him through the fucking mat lol

Yes of course, because one of the baddest men on the planet would just stand there like a plant waiting for brock to scoop him and slam him...

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2010, 01:39:47 PM »
Yes of course, because one of the baddest men on the planet would just stand there like a plant waiting for brock to scoop him and slam him...


If he shoots from a distance tyson wouldnt even know what hit him.. Because im confident he isn't there thinking about takedown defence, because if he did his stance would have to change completly and both speed and power in the hands sinks alot.

the one punch tyson Might get it if lesnar would shoot in wouldnt ko him.


Couture is gonna prove Exactly what im trying to explain very soon

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2010, 01:44:57 PM »
Yes of course, because one of the baddest men on the planet would just stand there like a plant waiting for brock to scoop him and slam him...


As much as I hate to admit it, that is exactly what would happen to Tyson (in his current condition of course).

However, Tyson will never fight again - no amount of money will make him come back and so all the nuthuggers of other supposedly great fighters can talk all they want about their imaginary match-ups now that Tyson is over the hill but I tell you what, back in his heyday Tyson would have destroyed them all (in boxing of course).

Actually fuck it, come to think of it, if UFC had been around in the mid to late 1980's, and assuming Tyson had trained in a few other disciplines in addition to boxing, he would have been the best in the world at that too.



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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2010, 02:35:49 PM »
Tyson, unlike "others", is a living legend.

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2010, 02:39:45 PM »
you forgot the part of which lesnar picks him up like a little kid and SLAM him through the fucking mat lol


LOL give me a fucking break kid.  Your ass monger turned his back and RAN from carwin when carwin started swinging, then he fell to the mat in a fetal position covering his face.  Dude is a fucking pussy and would shit himself during the staredown vs. Tyson.
I dont like twinks.

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2010, 02:57:10 PM »
Mike Tyson bordered on psychotic, can u imagine wot he would inflict on people 10 years ago if he was able to use more than fists in a ring ;D

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2010, 03:27:03 PM »
Tyson is a legitimate psychopath

Brock is a legitimate douchebag who plays pretend psycho

Tyson wins

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Re: Brock Lesnar V Mike Tyson!!! Apparently!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2010, 03:30:51 PM »
Tyson in his prime would absolutely kill Lesnar and eat his children for dessert.