Author Topic: When hitting on an 8+ what is your pickup line? (Read 7071 times)

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #25 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:06:33 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:05:01 AM

Haa definately NO

So you'd rather ride in the back? It can get windy back there....

newmom · « **Reply #26 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:07:32 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 08, 2010, 11:06:33 AM

So you'd rather ride in the back? It can get windy back there....

First of all, if your trying to pick me up..I WILL NOT be getting into anyone's car. To many nutcases in the world

TacoBell · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:08:25 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:04:25 AM

lmao no, but that is got to be one of the best lines I have heard...I gotta tell a friend of mine that one, I'll bet he will use it on some dumbass he tries to pickup

What if I promise you a night you will never remember? Oops I mean never forget.

newmom · « **Reply #28 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:09:27 AM »

Quote from: TacoBell on July 08, 2010, 11:08:25 AM

What if I promise you a night you will never remember? Oops I mean never forget.

is this where Dr. Chimps chloroform comes into play??

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #29 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:10:01 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:07:32 AM

First of all, if your trying to pick me up..I WILL NOT be getting into anyone's car. To many nutcases in the world

I bet if it was an 86 IROC you would change your tune...

CalvinH · « **Reply #30 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:11:30 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:00:06 AM

That would be a NO

Calvin stop corrupting Gene

Who said I really would introduce them...

TacoBell · « **Reply #31 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:12:02 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:09:27 AM

is this where Dr. Chimps chloroform comes into play??

Hey I'm into whatever you're into.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #32 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:14:59 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 08, 2010, 10:51:54 AM

Like her? Shit I wouldn't know what to say other than "marry me"

I've found that complimenting an accessory is a good, non-threatening way to break the ice.

In her case, I'd say something nice about her bracelets. To which, she'd say, "Take a hike, creep." Then, I would say, "Okay" and sheepishly slink away.

Croatch · « **Reply #33 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:17:09 AM »

"So, what is the wait time? Can I have a number?"
The list of dick trying to hammer in on that is deep.

Or go with, "I'm financially set for life and have a big cock."
In short, lie.

newmom · « **Reply #34 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:20:26 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 08, 2010, 11:10:01 AM

I bet if it was an 86 IROC you would change your tune...

no my expression would be

CalvinH · « **Reply #35 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:24:02 AM »

Compliment her on her shoes if they are sexy.

.....cuz you know if it's a normal girl she spent at leat an hour picking out the "perfect" shoes for her night out $:-\$

big L dawg · « **Reply #36 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:30:36 AM »

It doesnt matter what level on a scale of 1-10 the approach is the same...

Les Grossman · « **Reply #37 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:36:47 AM »

Tell the DJ that someone with a red Ferrari has left their lights on in the parking lot.

Immediately walk over to the hottest girl you see and ask her name politely and start making small talk.

When the DJ announces that there is a red Ferrari in the parking lot with it's lights on...tell the girl, "excuse me for a second - I've left my car lights on".

Disappear for a few minutes.

By the time you get back her Vag will be moist for you.

(Or just use the chloroform.....that'll work too.)

Ursus · « **Reply #38 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:43:22 AM »

Only way I am getting an 8 is if I add two 4's together

newmom · « **Reply #39 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:48:59 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 08, 2010, 11:24:02 AM

Compliment her on her shoes if they are sexy.

.....cuz you know if it's a normal girl she spent at leat an hour picking out the "perfect" shoes for her night out $:-\$

yup that should perk her interest

Man of Steel · « **Reply #40 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:50:42 AM »

8+ ladies hit on me

Les Grossman · « **Reply #41 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:51:20 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:48:59 AM

yup that should perk her interest

How would you know.....you have a friend that's an eight?

Nails · « **Reply #42 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »

The higher the number the higher the bimbo in a bitach... girls over 8 to 10 only care about your credit limit

newmom · « **Reply #43 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:54:55 AM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on July 08, 2010, 11:51:20 AM

How would you know.....you have a friend that's an eight?

LMAO, yea I do

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:56:32 AM »

"Why hello there, did you manage to catch Ronnie Coleman's guestposing session last week? Do you think his left Lat has improved at all?"

Wiggs · « **Reply #45 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:58:26 AM »

"I only fucks with 10s"

polychronopolous · « **Reply #46 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:59:53 AM »

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #47 on:** July 08, 2010, 12:04:44 PM »

"I post on getbig"

Nails · « **Reply #48 on:** July 08, 2010, 12:04:50 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on July 08, 2010, 11:59:53 AM

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I used that one a few years ago on a co-worker at our company christmas party would have worked if her stupid fucking husband would have not ease dropped on our conversation

bigkubby · « **Reply #49 on:** July 08, 2010, 01:31:13 PM »

well you have to be an alpha male for one . women like bad boys lik e this you tell the bitch " fuck you and your cheeseburger guy!!" there panties are removed right then and there!! true story