Stuntmovie - good guy

[Tapeworm]

He might fall from a tall building.  He might roll a brand new car.  He might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.  And I'm pretty sure he fucked Heather Thomas.

[noworries]

He might fall from a tall building.  He might roll a brand new car.  He might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.  And I'm pretty sure he fucked Heather Thomas.

Hey I bodyguarded Heather Thomas.  No one looked better in a pair of jeans.

[stuntmovie]

Nope! I am not kidd'en, Dr Chimps!

Rita (I can call her 'Rita' because she was my baby-sitter once) actually was my baby sitter once.

Kinda redundant there, but I hope my point was made.

And ever since then I only associate myself with the finest of people within the sports  and movie star world, as well as a few very notorious and well known gangsters and politicians and one very famous rapper who sometimes uses what we talk about in 'songs' I never listen to.

And that includes Chesty Puller of course.

Oh yea ! I got new movie stuff to tell ya, Doc! Superboy and new monkey stuff. Two new projects you might be interested in.

[The Showstoppa]

I bet stuntmovie was trying to convince Rita that she was his "wet nurse" all night.....he didn't mention he was 16 when she babysat....

[stuntmovie]

Thanks, Show, but I was less than 2 and don't recall a thing we talked about. But I must have been around 18 when I had a brief conversation with 'Kim" but she had to leave because her face was cracking off and she had an appointment with Frank.

All true shit by the way.

[The Showstoppa]

Thanks, Show, but I was less than 2 and don't recall a thing we talked about. But I must have been around 18 when I had a brief conversation with 'Kim" but she had to leave because her face was cracking off and she had an appointment with Frank.

All true shit by the way.

Very cool.....I once met Hootie and the Blowfish before they were popular....

[dr.chimps]

Thanks, Show, but I was less than 2 and don't recall a thing we talked about. But I must have been around 18 when I had a brief conversation with 'Kim" but she had to leave because her face was cracking off and she had an appointment with Frank.

All true shit by the way.

Gotta be on the set of Pal Joey.       

[stuntmovie]

Yep! Doc! You know this movie stuff real good. Did I tell you the story that lead up to my 'encounter' with Kim? And are you aware that I am the one person responsible foe foo-king up a major scene in that movie?

SHOW! Who the hell is Hootie and the Blowfish?? It's funny you mentioned hat.

In recent years every time I pass by the Silverton Hotel and Casino here in Las Vegas, I see a huge sign advertising Hootie and the Blowfish, but like that Major in Catch 22, every time I go in, Hooty (or Hootie and his band) goes out, so I've never had the opportunity to meet him and see just what Hooty does.

Maybe I should know about Hooty, but pls don't use my ignorance to give me a ration of shit.

In an effort to defend myself, I'm a pretty good rapper in the shower and could more than  likely out-rap ya in public if the occasion arose.

I sometimes do a rap-like thing while watching ignorant blackjack players making wrong decisions that allow the dealer to take my money even when I have a 20 showing.

[Tapeworm]

Hey I bodyguarded Heather Thomas.  No one looked better in a pair of jeans.

Oh man.  When she came in during the Fall Guy intro.  She was responsible for kickstarting starting my puberty.

[johnnynoname]

stuntmovie is a true asset to this board AND the internet

Maybe, one of the most giving and unselfish people you could meet anywhere

[chaos]

You are truly one of the nicest people around. That letter was amazing, and the book is cool, and the fact that it made you think of me is unreal.

I truly appreciate it.

Thank you

for those wondering, stuntmovie went out of his way to mail me a book on anger therapy that he had seen. Pretty solid move for someone he doesnt even know.

oh and btw, this thread is all (NO HOMO)

I just read this one post and I'm dying over here, what a load of shit you're spewing!!!

ahahahhahhahhaaa I hope nobody bought this line of crap!

[disturbia]

I just read this one post and I'm dying over here, what a load of shit you're spewing!!!

ahahahhahhahhaaa I hope nobody bought this line of crap!

wow

you say this and you have no idea what he mailed me

true genius

[chaos]

wow

you say this and you have no idea what he mailed me

true genius

Ah, knowing you, you'll be talking shit to him in a week and saying he's the only guy you ever really want to beat the shit out of, etc, etc, etc...........

[disturbia]

Ah, knowing you, you'll be talking shit to him in a week and saying he's the only guy you ever really want to beat the shit out of, etc, etc, etc...........

I didnt talk shit to you til you tried to play the white knight rescuing the damsel in distress and decided to attack me

[chaos]

I didnt talk shit to you til you tried to play the white knight rescuing the damsel in distress and decided to attack me

Got nothing to do with being a "white knight" and more to do with you being an asshole and not taking the hints that were thrown at you like bricks.

[disturbia]

Got nothing to do with being a "white knight" and more to do with you being an asshole and not taking the hints that were thrown at you like bricks.

dont care
hate that b itch

could care less what anyone thinks of me and what I said
would spit in her face in real life

[chaos]

dont care
hate that b itch

could care less what anyone thinks of me and what I said
would spit in her face in real life

No you wouldn't, you're a pussy in real life.

[disturbia]

No you wouldn't, you're a pussy in real life.

if you say so
doesnt much matter to me what you think

[chaos]

if you say so
doesnt much matter to me what you think

Yes it does, you need the attention.