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Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« on: July 13, 2010, 11:09:00 AM »
I'm in a training meeting with a bunch of dildos from all over the place, and as usual the "gee you're pretty big" convo starts up.

So this little geek...about 50 years old from Missouri, says "you're a pretty big guy but my dad is really big, you should see him".

So I say.." that's cool,how old is your dad? "  and he says "78 years old".......I didn't say a word after that  ::) ::)
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM »
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!



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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 11:14:40 AM »
Quote from: Groink on July 13, 2010, 11:09:00 AM
I'm in a training meeting with a bunch of dildos from all over the place, and as usual the "gee you're pretty big" convo starts up.

So this little geek...about 50 years old from Missouri, says "you're a pretty big guy but my dad is really big, you should see him".

So I say.." that's cool,how old is your dad? "  and he says "78 years old".......I didn't say a word after that  ::) ::)
These guys dont understand so you got to ignore them. I worked with this older guy once and he said you look pretty big, my son trains too and then he said I figure with two years training he will win the Nationals. The son had only been training for 6 months fat as hell  ::)
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 11:16:23 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!






HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 11:17:34 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on July 13, 2010, 11:16:23 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Groink should have asked if his last name was Mandlebaum..... ;D
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 11:17:50 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!





HaHaHaHaHaHahaaaaaaa.... .

Yanks RULE BTW  ;D
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 11:24:20 AM »
Every person I have talked to about bodybuilding/weightlifting knows someone who is big  ::) Its always "yeah, my dads son grandpas 3rd uncle on my moms side lifts weights" or some bullshit like that  ::)
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 11:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Groink on July 13, 2010, 11:17:50 AM
HaHaHaHaHaHahaaaaaaa.....

Yanks RULE BTW  ;D

Oh, I know, but in a sport I rarely watch.... ;D
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 11:26:29 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!





Hahahaha, I love that episode.
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 11:28:26 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on July 13, 2010, 11:24:20 AM
Every person I have talked to about bodybuilding/weightlifting knows someone who is big  ::) Its always "yeah, my dads son grandpas 3rd uncle on my moms side lifts weights" or some bullshit like that  ::)

Many big guys in this world  :D
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2010, 11:29:34 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on July 13, 2010, 11:26:29 AM
Hahahaha, I love that episode.

I heard you read for the Lloyd Bridges roll, but they wanted a younger look....... ;D






 ;) You know I kid, Coach.
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2010, 11:29:51 AM »
I always like it when they say "you want to arm wrestle".
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2010, 11:32:18 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 13, 2010, 11:28:26 AM
Many big guys in this world  :D

Like Vince Goodrum?
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2010, 11:33:56 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!




MANDLEBAUM, MANDLEBAUM, MANDALBAUM!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2010, 11:34:13 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 13, 2010, 11:29:51 AM
I always like it when they say "you want to arm wrestle".

Nobody, don't you also like the "thats all show muscle" like its "fake"  :-\
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 11:43:02 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:34:13 AM
Nobody, don't you also like the "thats all show muscle" like its "fake"  :-\
Classic bro..
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 11:46:57 AM »
Quote from: Groink on July 13, 2010, 11:09:00 AM
I'm in a training meeting with a bunch of dildos from all over the place, and as usual the "gee you're pretty big" convo starts up.

So this little geek...about 50 years old from Missouri, says "you're a pretty big guy but my dad is really big, you should see him".

So I say.." that's cool,how old is your dad? "  and he says "78 years old".......I didn't say a word after that  ::) ::)

Its Funny because my neighbor Ricky is this english and he was telling me stories about how his buddy back in the UK is so tuff. First thing that comes out of his mouth is "My mate back Ome, is one mean fucker..and he's bigger than you"   ::)


My other friend  (this was a few years back) would always tell me about how his friend was my size in the 8th grade...

"yeah really huh...6ft 230 all muscle in 8th grade huh...must have been sumthin  ::) "
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 11:57:51 AM »
Quote from: big_mal on July 13, 2010, 11:46:57 AM
Its Funny because my neighbor Ricky is this english and he was telling me stories about how his buddy back in the UK is so tuff. First thing that comes out of his mouth is "My mate back Ome, is one mean fucker..and he's bigger than you"   ::)


My other friend  (this was a few years back) would always tell me about how his friend was my size in the 8th grade...

"yeah really huh...6ft 230 all muscle in 8th grade huh...must have been sumthin  ::) "

Delusion of the highest order. Maybe there's too much lead in their tap water.
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 12:02:56 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:34:13 AM
Nobody, don't you also like the "thats all show muscle" like its "fake"  :-\

Or, "how much can you bench? There was a kid from my highschool who can bench 550 for reps"
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 12:16:59 PM »
Another good one is the "My XXX used to XXX before he XXX" e.g.:

My cousin used to squat 8000 pounds before he hurt his knee playing football.
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 12:19:48 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on July 13, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
Another good one is the "My XXX used to XXX before he XXX" e.g.:

My cousin used to squat 8000 pounds before he hurt his knee playing football.

Hahaha, that one is epic.

Or when someone is supposed to start training with you, they say "oh man, I hurt my shoulder playing :::insert sport:::. I can't train until its healed"
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother l
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 12:27:32 PM »
I like the dudes with with liquid balls (liquid courage) the first big muscular dude they see at the bar, they start picking at him, dude is minding his own damn business. And it starts, "You think you are the shit! W/o steriods you aren't shit, and they shrink your junk! Man, I could kick your ass. I do BJJ."

I've seen a dude follow a guy throughout the whole club, dude was on the big guys ass tighter than BayGBM on a hairy white man. It didn't end well for liquid courage guy...

 
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 12:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on July 13, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
Another good one is the "My XXX used to XXX before he XXX" e.g.:

My cousin used to squat 8000 pounds before he hurt his knee playing football.

My sister used to suck my dick before he learned to swim.   ???
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 12:53:27 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 13, 2010, 11:12:19 AM
You think you're better than me?  It's go time !!!!!!!!




mendlebaum , mendelbaum.
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Re: Taking "my brother's sister's uncle is bigger than you" to a whole nother level
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2010, 03:01:45 PM »
There's a guy in my work who works at the other end of the room but whenever he sees me he jaunts over and always asks me how my training's going. I'm normally courteous and polite and give him a few bullshit answers but whenever I ask him he always clams up and says, "urgh, well it's like this, I got an injury at the moment" and the latest one, "I've got two kids and can only find time to do cardio so I'm not putting on the size like I'm capable of".

When he found out where I trained he started telling me that a "friend of his" used to train there in the past but "doesn't train there any more" because "he got offered steroids so he left".  ::)
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