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HTexan

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lost package??
« on: July 14, 2010, 09:31:37 PM »
Ok, so i ordered some adult movies. and fucking USPS lost the package. >:( Who's fault is it? Do i bitch at USPS, or the company? I bet the fucking mailman stole that shit >:(
I want to go fuck up his jeep.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 09:32:30 PM »
chaos lost his package on his wedding day
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HTexan

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Re: lost package??
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 09:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on July 14, 2010, 09:32:47 PM
what did you order?
Some porn blu-ray movies. What should i do? That shit cost me 90 bucks >:(
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 05:16:39 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 14, 2010, 09:34:37 PM
Some porn blu-ray movies. What should i do? That shit cost me 90 bucks >:(

go into the post office with a tub of lotion in hand, demanding to know where your filthy porn movies are
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 05:22:05 AM »
Shame them into returning the stolen videos to you.  Take out a full page add in the newspaper or buy a billboard.  "THE POST OFFICE STOLE MY PORN VIDEOS AND I WANT THEM BACK"  Include your name and address otherwise they might not know which ones are yours.  Let us know how things turn out for you.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 05:55:16 AM »
Brutal admittance that you pay for porn.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 06:31:18 AM »
They were not lost. Some UPS man has added them to his collection. Probably was in the back of the UPs van previewing it on someone's DVD player that they ordered...

What can Brown do for you? Apparently, preview porn for you.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 06:37:47 AM »
I think that saopl guy might have found the "package" with that new good "girl" he is dating....
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 07:22:01 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 15, 2010, 06:37:47 AM
I think that saopl guy might have found the "package" with that new good "girl" he is dating....

actually, she likes watching porn, so good idea!
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 07:24:35 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 14, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Ok, so i ordered some adult movies. and fucking USPS lost the package. >:( Who's fault is it? Do i bitch at USPS, or the company? I bet the fucking mailman stole that shit >:(
I want to go fuck up his jeep.

What ? why ? this is 2010 and there is something called the internet  ::)
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 07:25:44 AM »
tracking slip
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 07:28:43 AM »
I used to have a friend worked at the Post Office he said they stold porn all the time.
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HTexan

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Re: lost package??
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2010, 09:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on July 15, 2010, 07:24:35 AM
What ? why ? this is 2010 and there is something called the internet  ::)
I like blu-rays.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2010, 09:30:11 AM »
I used to work for UPS while I was in undergrad. One of the drivers got fired for having sex with a prostitute in the back of his truck. It was christmas season so they were on the road till late. I guess he got a little bored! So, yeah, more than likely he stole them  :D
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2010, 09:34:18 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on July 15, 2010, 09:30:11 AM
I used to work for UPS while I was in undergrad. One of the drivers got fired for having sex with a prostitute in the back of his truck. It was christmas season so they were on the road till late. I guess he got a little bored! So, yeah, more than likely he stole them  :D
Sounds like fun bro can you help me get a part-time job?
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The Showstoppa

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Re: lost package??
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2010, 09:34:41 AM »
In a bit of seriousness, UPS drivers make pretty good money for not having much of a formal education, why risk your job stealing porn you can get on the net for free?
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2010, 10:51:23 AM »
Why would anyone by porn in this day in in age when there is TONS of it for FREE on the fucking internet.....
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2010, 11:59:52 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 14, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Ok, so i ordered some adult movies. and fucking USPS lost the package. >:( Who's fault is it? Do i bitch at USPS, or the company? I bet the fucking mailman stole that shit >:(
I want to go fuck up his jeep.
look for the guy in brown with the hairy palms that's your culprit.
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2010, 01:33:53 PM »
Is your mail man black?
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2010, 03:44:47 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on July 14, 2010, 09:32:47 PM
what did you order?
Maybe it could of been some swinger whores taking it in the ass by multiple studs.
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HTexan

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Re: lost package??
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2010, 04:53:21 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on July 15, 2010, 11:59:52 AM
look for the guy in brown with the hairy palms that's your culprit.
My carrier is a short little mexican dude. I took a late lunch 2 days in a row so i could see the little fucker. I'm going to have the company file a claim. IS that possible if i didn't buy insurance?
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2010, 04:57:06 PM »
first things first? how did you make this transaction? hope you made it with a credit card, you can just call your credit card company and dispute it tell them you never received it and they will charge it back its easy as 1-2-3 you have 4 months to dispute a claim, if you paid with your checking account then you only have 2 months to dispute
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HTexan

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Re: lost package??
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2010, 05:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 15, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
first things first? how did you make this transaction? hope you made it with a credit card, you can just call your credit card company and dispute it tell them you never received it and they will charge it back its easy as 1-2-3 you have 4 months to dispute a claim, if you paid with your checking account then you only have 2 months to dispute
debit CC card from the bank the same thing?
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Re: lost package??
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2010, 05:25:34 PM »
well sometimes depending on your bank they dont want to charge it back because its a debit and the cust already paid then your money.. but a credit card company will charge it back because its the banks money on credit... but still call your bank and file a claim that your mail over product was never received and they have to charge it back
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