Lol@ so fat... You act as if I'm Dave Mirza. I'm about as fat as fat Alex but with more muscle and strength....
I'm a fucking beast and when I'm in shape I'm a god. Something you can only dream about bro-chacho 
You're just mad Lebron didn't give you a reach around and he headed to Miami without kissing you goodbye.
whatever....man. forget you, kai, oscar, LeCon, your fat honorable military discharge papers, your diet pills, your side big booty trick, etc. s##t...forget las vegas.
Long Live Brandy Leaver.
note: meltdown in progress.
oh btw...happy birthday.