Author Topic: So, whatever happened to "Big" Dan Hill? (Read 2395 times)

bodybuilder1234 · « **on:** July 16, 2010, 06:28:57 AM »

anyone know what happened?

spinnis · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:32:41 AM »

hopefully he gave up on his "hopes"

The truth is probably hes doing in insane offseason cycle and planning on "coming in looking his best ever" in the next comp,

and we will be shocked etc etc

nder98 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:36:36 AM »

Baffles my mind to know this guy got his pro card

doison · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:43:03 AM »

The man is doing everything he can to improve. He's searching the globe for new and better beard trimmers and meditating hard to convince himself that loading his arms will synthol won't be obvious.

He'll be back. Guaranteed.

jaejonna · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:49:44 AM »

Looks gayer than Vince riding a pink tricycle

_bruce_ · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:50:19 AM »

Dan Downhill is a pro?

nder98 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:51:28 AM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on July 16, 2010, 06:50:19 AM

Dan Downhill is a pro?

Yes, one of the youngest

leadhead · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:52:25 AM »

He'll be back after starring in the new chipmunks movie

Moen · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2010, 07:11:45 AM »

He got small and is now trying to advertise himself as Small Dan Hill

oldman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:22:32 AM »

more like Over the Hill

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:40:36 AM »

Some of Vince G's look better when comparing it to the 1st pic in the OP

$:-\$

njflex · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:23:00 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 16, 2010, 06:49:44 AM

Looks gayer than Vince riding a pink tricycle

hahahahah,,,,,,

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:27:15 PM »

Maybe he married "Big" Dan Smith and moved to the south of France.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:44:00 PM »

He's in off season training meaning, he'll take 2 years off, pump his pathetic arms with synthol. come back and claim it was his intense 2 years that made his arms double in size.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:29:29 PM »

Maybe he hooked up with "Big" John McCarthy and started MMA

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:31:02 PM »

I hear he always wanted to wrestle in the WWF/WWE after witnessing "Big" John Studd kill a man in the ring.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:32:14 PM »

I hear he is so cheap that he purchases all his furniture at "Big" Lots department store.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:33:42 PM »

He's rumored to have wrote a script for a sequel to the movie "Big". Still trying to sell it though.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:35:00 PM »

Also rumored to do a lot of G4P. But only likes the "Big" black cock.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:36:36 PM »

He cried for 3 days straight the day Notorious "B.I.G." was killed

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:38:18 PM »

Friends say that he was very jealous of the bodybuilder that was on the reality show "Big" Brother. And he never recovered.

XXXII/LX · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:39:03 PM »

Jayzus, what did the rest of the competition look like at this alleged "pro qualifier"?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:40:02 PM »

He believes that Adam and Eve really started the human race and scuffs at the "Big" Bang theory.

Parker · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:42:29 PM »

It's confirmed that his wife will have a "Big" pregnancy, but unfortuantely , Hill wasn't up to the "Big" challenge of impregnating her, because he was on a "Big" cycle, so she was impregnated by "Big" Sean Allen.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2010, 07:14:48 PM »

Quote from: Parker on July 16, 2010, 06:42:29 PM

It's confirmed that his wife will have a "Big" pregnancy, but unfortuantely , Hill wasn't up to the "Big" challenge of impregnating her, because he was on a "Big" cycle, so she was impregnated by "Big" Sean Allen.

Is that "Big" Sean Allen with the super "Big" stretch marks?

Author Topic: So, whatever happened to "Big" Dan Hill? (Read 2395 times)

spinnis