Lol. MuscleMcmanus, hahah oh brother what a name, I bet your the kind of guy that trains MMA so that when your on you back in the guard you can grab your oppenents cock and try and rub it between your asscheeks trying to get him hard before he passes guard, hahah gayer than offering to help amateur bodybuilders apply their "oil". Hahah oh brother.
(Dedicated to the almighty Sarcasm)