"...I wanna stay feminine!" 
haha. Best documentary line ever!
Brutal gargoyle syndrome. Gotta love this type. Delusional as the day is long.
The best guy, is the one who lives in a van, but wants to impress the world with what he squats.

Women love that shit. Sure, I live in a van down by the river, but my bench with steroids is over 300lbs!