Moving to the USA

[Slin1]

I'm a scandinavian living in Stockholm and i'm an alchoholic and i use some drugs to. I can speek English very good but me spelling not so good but i whant to start a new life in america coz i have to get away from the ppl i know or i'm gonna die in few years. I got about 5000dollars can some one like me start a new life in america and get work? Pleace can you tell me what the best thing to do...
I am 29yeas old BTW.

[smoothasf]

i cant get you in deposit 3500 into my paypal account in the next 24 hrs, ill get you a house with a pool a car and a laptop with one of mindspins gimmik accounts

[Slin1]

i cant get you in deposit 3500 into my paypal account in the next 24 hrs, ill get you a house with a pool a car and a laptop with one of mindspins gimmik accounts

Serious answer pleace

[tonymctones]

I'm a scandinavian living in Stockholm and i'm an alchoholic and i use some drugs to. I can speek English very good but me spelling not so good but i whant to start a new life in america coz i have to get away from the ppl i know or i'm gonna die in few years. I got about 5000dollars can some one like me start a new life in america and get work? Pleace can you tell me what the best thing to do...
I am 29yeas old BTW.

dont really know what you can do with 5k bud...probably cost half that just to get to the US and to the town you want to live in...

what are your qualifications job wise? job experience?

[noworries]

Move to North Carolina and lookup the stupidiest guy there.  Now his last name is Goodrum.  You can move in with him and pay half the rent on his 40 ft. trailer and save some money.  He might even pimp you out to his gay friends.  His rent is only $300 a month so you can save up and move out in a year.  Your welcome

[Slin1]

dont really know what you can do with 5k bud...probably cost half that just to get to the US and to the town you want to live in...

what are your qualifications job wise? job experience?

I never had any job and i dropt school when i was 13yo. Any advise is very appreciated.

I like the US so i figured if i'm gonna start a new life the USA would be my first choice

[ToxicAvenger]

I'm a scandinavian living in Stockholm and i'm an alchoholic and i use some drugs to. I can speek English very good but me spelling not so good but i whant to start a new life in america coz i have to get away from the ppl i know or i'm gonna die in few years. I got about 5000dollars can some one like me start a new life in america and get work? Pleace can you tell me what the best thing to do...
I am 29yeas old BTW.

YES u can........if u can get a work visa then MOVE....

your best bet would be to start as a waiter at a resturant here...since u r white and have an accent..trust me...the americans will eat it up and YOU WILL GET HIRED. However...dont start at a shit resturant....or in a low class area....you have an ACCENT...that counts big in the resturant business...start at a nice place and u will go home with around $200 a night if not more

however....most resturant workers here...from experience ...use drugs...you will have to stay away from  that.....


it CAN be done..a fresh start....i know waiters at nice resturants that make over $ 80,000/yr...

[Camel Jockey]

YES u can........if u can get a work visa then MOVE....

your best bet would be to start as a waiter at a resturant here...since u r white and have an accent..trust me...the americans will eat it up and YOU WILL GET HIRED. However...dont start at a shit resturant....or in a low class area....you have an ACCENT...that counts big in the resturant business...start at a nice place and u will go home with around $200 a night if not more

however....most resturant workers here...from experience ...use drugs...you will have to stay away from  that.....


it CAN be done..a fresh start....i know waiters at nice resturants that make over $ 80,000/yr...

The man has never had a job before, bro. Being a waiter at a fancy restaurant requires some great communication skills and patience.

[ToxicAvenger]

The man has never had a job before, bro. Being a waiter at a fancy restaurant requires some great communication skills and patience.

yeah but Americans will tolerate a LOT if the package they r tolerating has a great accent....i worked as a materde(sp?) at many resturants and made decent $ in the past

he could also work cruise ships....u can get by on those pretty much doing nothing

[SUPREME BEING]

YES u can........if u can get a work visa then MOVE....

your best bet would be to start as a waiter at a resturant here...since u r white and have an accent..trust me...the americans will eat it up and YOU WILL GET HIRED. However...dont start at a shit resturant....or in a low class area....you have an ACCENT...that counts big in the resturant business...start at a nice place and u will go home with around $200 a night if not more

however....most resturant workers here...from experience ...use drugs...you will have to stay away from  that.....


it CAN be done..a fresh start....i know waiters at nice resturants that make over $ 80,000/yr...

Okay let me get this straight, you think they will grant this guy a work VISA in the USA and the occupation you want him to undertake is waiter. 

Most likely this guy has some kind of criminal record and won't even be allowed access into the US. Getting a work visa with no qualifications and basic low level job is simply out of the question - but you can try anyway  US usually grants work visa if no US workers can do the available job.

Without a degree you have pretty much no chance.

[Slin1]

Thank you Toxic i appreciated your critic very much. I have a pretty large criminal record but i have never been too prison more than 12hoers and this is minor crimes but i wonder what it takes to get a work visa in USA think i could work if I'm happy were I'm staying.
If you got any more suggestions please let me know i got zero job experience but I'm a quick Lerner.
Thanks man..!
I have planed to join the Swedish troops in Afghanistan to get some adrenalin but i thing the war is wrong so i thing I'm gonna pass

[ToxicAvenger]

Okay let me get this straight, you think they will grant this guy a work VISA in the USA and the occupation you want him to undertake is waiter. 

Most likely this guy has some kind of criminal record and won't even be allowed access into the US. Getting a work visa with no qualifications and basic low level job is simply out of the question - but you can try anyway  US usually grants work visa if no US workers can do the available job.

Without a degree you have pretty much no chance.

i guess then all those illegal mexicans coming over have a point eh....

or he could just apply to college....come here on a student visa and then disappear...and yes many resturants will hire illegals...

as for criminal record...there is NO criminal record if its not here in America 

[ToxicAvenger]

Thank you Toxic i appreciated your critic very much. I have a pretty large criminal record but i have never been too prison more than 12hoers and this is minor crimes but i wonder what it takes to get a work visa in USA think i could work if I'm happy were I'm staying.
If you got any more suggestions please let me know i got zero job experience but I'm a quick Lerner.
Thanks man..!
I have planed to join the Swedish troops in Afghanistan to get some adrenalin but i thing the war is wrong so i thing I'm gonna pass

get yourself a student visa...ANY COLLEGE that'll take ya...come here and then work and go to school...its been done many many many times...

i've also known a few pakistanis that just up and hopped on a plane and upon arrival claimed political asylum...in their case they might have actually needed it...but who is to say u dont eh

ALSO...canada has pretty lax work visa laws...you could always also consider canada...you have access to the internet..do your homework

[xxxLinda]

what a laugh you lot are...  He's taking the piss no?


Send him across the border to Canada if he can't get a green card?  yeah right!




ha ha ha

Teacha him to speaka da Eengleash?
Why not just send him to Britain, they let everyone in here, we owe the world and we'll learn him howta talk in future.
xLinda in London England

ps: I lived richly in Canada for 17 years and happily in the USofA (NYC and FLA) for two.  Yet I recommend the UK.  Honest!

Hey?  I hear Europe is rather nice too...

[Slin1]

what a laugh you lot are...  He's taking the piss no?


Send him across the border to Canada if he can't get a green card?  yeah right!




ha ha ha

Teacha him to speaka da Eengleash?
Why not just send him to Britain, they let everyone in here, we owe the world and we'll learn him howta talk in future.
xLinda in London England

ps: I lived richly in Canada for 17 years and happily in the USofA (NYC and FLA) for two.  Yet I recommend the UK.  Honest!

Hey?  I hear Europe is rather nice too...

England WTF   i rather move to Afghanistan or Kongo Kinshasa 
Judging from your spelling my English is probably better than yours

[Slin1]

get yourself a student visa...ANY COLLEGE that'll take ya...come here and then work and go to school...its been done many many many times...

i've also known a few pakistanis that just up and hopped on a plane and upon arrival claimed political asylum...in their case they might have actually needed it...but who is to say u dont eh

ALSO...canada has pretty lax work visa laws...you could always also consider canada...you have access to the internet..do your homework

I don't think i need a visa from Scandinavia but I'm not chore I'm gonna check that out. But Hotels Motels is expensive so I'm gonna need an apartment

[ToxicAvenger]

I don't think i need a visa from Scandinavia but I'm not chore I'm gonna check that out. But Hotels Motels is expensive so I'm gonna need an apartment

look into college towns man....for example "college park maryland"  5 people share a house...each has a room and they r students...and u can easily get a job in a college town...as long as u r legal to work ..college towns are ALWAYS hiring

[xxxLinda]

try North Carolina or Oregano


just please please please don't come anywhere near the UK, ok?
xL

[ToxicAvenger]

try North Carolina or Oregano


just please please please don't come anywhere near the UK, ok?
xL

u guys r already flooded by the lowest of the lowest classes of fundie muslims...

he might actually be a positive addition!


u remind me of patsy! ab fab 





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[Slin1]

u guys r already flooded by the lowest of the lowest classes of fundie muslims...

he might actually be a positive addition!


u remind me of patsy! ab fab 





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I think XXXLinda likes me 

[kevinf]

just mvoe to Venica, CA
take some gear and become a IFBB pro
you be making millions of $$$ a year from supplement contracts and prize winnings

[Slin1]

look into college towns man....for example "college park maryland"  5 people share a house...each has a room and they r students...and u can easily get a job in a college town...as long as u r legal to work ..college towns are ALWAYS hiring

I got almost 8000USD now but i don\t want to study in no college. But to work legally i need some sort of work visa yes. do you know what it takes to get a working visa.  ( question mark don't work on me keyboard)
Or is it easy to get a illegal work .Help me were to go please my country is going to shit with all the immigrants.
I need a solid tip to were to go and what to do please..
How hard is it to rent a second hand apartment..
Canada Is not a choice for me coz then a rather go to norway and make much more money i want to go to the south of USA mostly
My English spelling is not tip top but i understand and speak English fluently

[ToxicAvenger]

I got almost 8000USD now but i don\t want to study in no college. But to work legally i need some sort of work visa yes. do you know what it takes to get a working visa.  ( question mark don't work on me keyboard)
Or is it easy to get a illegal work .Help me were to go please my country is going to shit with all the immigrants.
I need a solid tip to were to go and what to do please..
How hard is it to rent a second hand apartment..
Canada Is not a choice for me coz then a rather go to norway and make much more money i want to go to the south of USA mostly
My English spelling is not tip top but i understand and speak English fluently

getting a work visa shouldn't be that hard if you r white...come to the US on a tourist visa and then get a lawyer and apply for a work visa...

getting an apartment is not hard...again look for college towns and you can get a room in a house a few people share pretty cheap...

i wont recommend coming here illegally...