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Palpatine Q

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what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« on: July 20, 2010, 07:38:41 PM »
I was talking to a buddy of mine from NY and we were doing the "'member when" shit.

He recalled the time that i was getting into it with this dude and he finally said something that made me snap, so i blasted him in the head....and the great thing was he was standing right in front of a metal pole so his head snapped back and hit the pole...."PING" and then he dropped like a sack of potatoes

We were laughing our balls off, it was fucking funny
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:43:29 PM »
I had a pretty good shot with your momma.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 07:44:51 PM »
i gave someone a most muscular shot in the locker room last chest day
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Parker

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 07:46:52 PM »
I overshot one time and it landed on the woman's window ledge. ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 07:49:22 PM »
I gave someone one a shot that consisted of 1cc Test Enath. 1cc Tren Ace. 1cc Eq. all in one injection...Pretty crazy
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 07:51:47 PM »
I shot my load in more women than I can count.......but Im not very smart.
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Ex Coelis

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 08:02:48 PM »
I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 08:04:48 PM »
Jagermeister shot.
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Palpatine Q

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 08:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on July 20, 2010, 08:02:48 PM
I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent

winner
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Parker

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 09:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on July 20, 2010, 08:02:48 PM
I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
Pitiful, you should be able to do it with one. Wasting tax dollars, I tell ya.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 09:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Parker on July 20, 2010, 09:05:35 PM
Pitiful, you should be able to do it with one. Wasting tax dollars, I tell ya.

in all fairness, they were Canadian tax dollars

there's plenty more  ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 12:04:02 AM »
HAH trust this thread to be trolled into oblivion.. potential for some good stories too
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 06:11:49 AM »
subtle "i'm a tough guy" thread.
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phreak

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 06:22:02 AM »
I kicked a girl in the girl once. Really hard. I was a mean bastard when I was 10.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 06:28:09 AM »
Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
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Palpatine Q

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 06:33:22 AM »
Quote from: saopl on July 21, 2010, 06:11:49 AM
subtle "i'm a tough guy" thread.


Not really.....you never punched someone in the face?
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phreak

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 06:38:00 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 21, 2010, 06:28:09 AM
Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
Since nobody wants to hear that voice: of course you do.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 06:38:25 AM »
I've got a doozy that I'm sure will be called BS, but oh well...

I was at the Oktoberfest in Munich and we were sitting with a bunch of Aussies.  The girls had a guy friend with them who went to the bathroom, we noticed a large commotion a little later and thru the crowd I saw the Aussie guy getting pummeled by a group of Scotish guys....I assume scottish because some were wearing kilts...it was a 4 on 1 deal....being the "hero" I am, I hopped up to make my way to the fight, but it was so packed with people, the only route I saw was to walk along one of the long fest tables.  When I reached the end and looked down they were putting the boots to Crocodile Dundee so I yelled, to which one of the skirt clad gents turned and grabbed my legs trying to pull me down into the fracas.  I did not invision my night ending with a few head kicks, so I hit the guy with everything I had ....with the angle of the punch, etc... he went down like a sack of shit....the Polizei showed up and when they questioned me I just told them "US military" and they let me go...

I never found the chicks again as they emptied the tent.  :-\
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 06:39:53 AM »
Back when i was on a shitload of test i shot my Russian girlfriend in the eye with a fat load from about 5 feet away.

It was a great moment in my life.


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Palpatine Q

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 06:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 21, 2010, 06:28:09 AM
Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.

HaHahaHaHa..... ;D
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phreak

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 06:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Overload on July 21, 2010, 06:39:53 AM
Back when i was on a shitload of test i shot my Russian girlfriend in the eye with a fat load from about 5 feet away.

It was a great moment in my life.


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If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 06:48:25 AM »
Quote from: phreak on July 21, 2010, 06:47:04 AM
If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?

haha, drive-by.....
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 07:10:32 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on July 21, 2010, 06:28:09 AM
Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.


A girl in high school punched me in the nuts.....I sang like Pat Benatar for the rest of the day :-X
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2010, 07:14:27 AM »
In the girls eye... I blinded her temporarily, she stumbled around trying to get the sticky goo out of her eye and tripped on her own legs and fell on her ass.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2010, 07:21:11 AM »
one time my mother was trying to give shit about something and I snapped back "Look, sister- you think i'm gonna take advice from a woman who fucked my dad"
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