Aside from the archaic drug laws I used to want to be a cop. But I've sold way too many drugs, do too many drugs and know too many people who sell and do drugs though. Pay is shit and they don't get respect anymore. I don't care if a cop juices, but I sure as fuck hope that a juiced up cop doesn't ever bust me for juice.
I've been pretty lucky with cops though. I've been busted for just weed a few times. One time a pussy cop put a hardcore scare on me but just ended up keeping the oz of weed I just bought (but it was the best weed I've ever had). We ended up talking about Dragonball Z and random shit and he let me go. I opened my glove box when I got home because he was giving me a weird vibe, and the fucker put a tiny little nugget in a pill container I had. Should have put a bigger one in there but I can't complain.
I was extremely lucky to get off on that one though.. My buddy had an 1/8th of coke, bunch of pre-packaged crack and a scale that I had no idea about. Cops just kept the drugs and didn't file anything. Record is still clean so I can't complain. Was a big relief when I found that nugget in the pill container too. I probably would have lost the new job I got at that time, raged and went on a downhill spiral.