Ohhh ohhhh, say something about me 
Coach steals purple equipment from Barneys fitness studio
Alex23 is another year older and belly aching about it
NZMM is still MIA
Kiwiol is pursuing, hmm not sure what he is up to
Stella's aunt saw a bat
Ron is somewhere
Calvin is somwhere passed out trying to make out with a boriqua
Gene still has bee problems and Mr. Nobody is trying to help