"Tastefully appointed." Epic wedding photo in unobtrusive 45lb gold frame not yet hung on wall, savage purple & yellow bedspread with charcoal curtains, brutal black plastic McMansion baseboards, monster labeling the bottom of your pool in case someone tries to steal it and take it to the pawn shop.
Wtf is going on behind the TV? Is it a shower? Whoops! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!