Author Topic: FML (Read 1941 times)

cross-of-iron · « **on:** July 25, 2010, 10:18:19 AM »

I go to the gym on two hours sleep...it's leg day...as I begin my warm up set of squats my belt breaks. Not a lifting belt, the kind that holds your pants up. I go to the locker room and luckily
I have two notches of whats left of my belt to put through the buckle. I go back out on the floor
and on the first rep my belt breaks again. My shorts are now falling off my ass so I leave the gym
and purchase a new belt. I return and on the first rep of warm ups my shorts rip out the ass...WTF???

newmom · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:23:41 AM »

Quote from: cross-of-iron on July 25, 2010, 10:18:19 AM

I go to the gym on two hours sleep...it's leg day...as I begin my warm up set of squats my belt breaks. Not a lifting belt, the kind that holds your pants up. I go to the locker room and luckily
I have two notches of whats left of my belt to put through the buckle. I go back out on the floor
and on the first rep my belt breaks again. My shorts are now falling off my ass so I leave the gym
and purchase a new belt. I return and on the first rep of warm ups my shorts rip out the ass...WTF???

oh damn, its days like that, getting out of bed isn't worth it.

sucks cross of iron

how come only 2 hours of sleep, to much partying huh

Power · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:29:15 AM »

What kind of shorts are you wearing that require a belt? Let me guess, you are wearing jean shorts to the gym on squat day.....

for you.

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:30:02 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 25, 2010, 10:23:41 AM

oh damn, its days like that, getting out of bed isn't worth it.

sucks cross of iron

how come only 2 hours of sleep, to much partying huh

Yeah, rough night. You should send me a pic of you to brighten my day...

newmom · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:31:05 AM »

Quote from: cross-of-iron on July 25, 2010, 10:30:02 AM

Yeah, rough night. You should send me a pic of you to brighten my day...

then your definately gonna puke

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:31:45 AM »

Quote from: cross-of-iron on July 25, 2010, 10:30:02 AM

Yeah, rough night. You should send me a pic of you to brighten my day...

I see where this thread is going...

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:34:24 AM »

Quote from: Power on July 25, 2010, 10:29:15 AM

What kind of shorts are you wearing that require a belt? Let me guess, you are wearing jean shorts to the gym on squat day..... for you.

You'll never see me wearing fucking jean shorts...

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:37:01 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 25, 2010, 10:31:05 AM

then your definately gonna puke

I doubt that...don't be shy either...I wanna see whats doin' down there...

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:42:38 AM »

Quote from: cross-of-iron on July 25, 2010, 10:18:19 AM

I go to the gym on two hours sleep...it's leg day...as I begin my warm up set of squats my belt breaks. Not a lifting belt, the kind that holds your pants up. I go to the locker room and luckily
I have two notches of whats left of my belt to put through the buckle. I go back out on the floor
and on the first rep my belt breaks again. My shorts are now falling off my ass so I leave the gym
and purchase a new belt. I return and on the first rep of warm ups my shorts rip out the ass...WTF???

Time to go on a diet..