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Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« on: July 25, 2010, 03:50:05 PM »
Rate and classify this ass plz, Applebottom, teardrop, what?

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 03:54:09 PM »
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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 03:56:28 PM »
Rank and classify this ass plz, Applebottom, teardrop, what?

Hmmm, high hips, fatty deposits on the back of the knees. Ass is decent, but not applebottom nor teardrop. More like average ass...wouldn't mind hitting it type of ass.

Tell you what, I can tell that it jiggles when she walks, it will have a slight "2 step" or "2 part" jiggle.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 04:04:42 PM »
Hmmm, high hips, fatty deposits on the back of the knees. Ass is decent, but not applebottom nor teardrop. More like average ass...wouldn't mind hitting it type of ass.

Tell you what, I can tell that it jiggles when she walks, it will have a slight "2 step" or "2 part" jiggle.
Correct on all counts. Your average = my perfect (especially for a white chick) I used to always go for latinas lol.  ;D
Thats kinda what I expected to hear.
She wants me to help her get into shape, her abs are there, not well visible just kinda a vague outline but shes super self consious about the fat she thinks is under her ass cheeks. lol.  ::)

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 04:07:16 PM »
mid to late 30's ass

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 04:14:50 PM »
Correct on all counts. Your average = my perfect (especially for a white chick) I used to always go for latinas lol.  ;D
Thats kinda what I expected to hear.
She wants me to help her get into shape, her abs are there, not well visible just kinda a vague outline but shes super self consious about the fat she thinks is under her ass cheeks. lol.  ::)
Its not bad, now. If she doesn't realize you are with her...but, sometimes getting a girlfriend, wife, etc in shape is the pits.

Just slap it a few times each day, eventually it will firm up ;)

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 04:18:35 PM »
A few questions/statements

1) What would she say if she knew you posted the pics here?

2) Are you hitting it?

3) Any front shots?

4) Tell her 'thank you' for the tit shot too in pic 1

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 04:20:14 PM »
Rate and classify this ass plz, Applebottom, teardrop, what?


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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 04:20:38 PM »
A few questions/statements

1) What would she say if she knew you posted the pics here?

2) Are you hitting it?

3) Any front shots?

4) Tell her 'thank you' for the tit shot too in pic 1


1. She knows. Doesnt care as long as there is no face / any way to identify her

2. Shes my fiance.

3. Posted one a while back.

4. Will do.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 04:22:32 PM »
Its not bad, now. If she doesn't realize you are with her...but, sometimes getting a girlfriend, wife, etc in shape is the pits.

Just slap it a few times each day, eventually it will firm up ;)
Shes a hard worker, and she is super self consious without being psycho, and she tries really hard to please me. I found a winner so far.
I dont think itll be to hard, she started eating pretty good since I put her on track, and she works hard in the gym. So I dont think its gonna be to bad, that being said, I dont want her to lose any ass or any tits, so its gonna be hard to see what kinda weight she can drop without losing her assets.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 04:22:55 PM »
1. She knows. Doesnt care as long as there is no face / any way to identify her

2. Shes my fiance.

3. Posted one a while back.

4. Will do.

repost ;D

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 04:26:27 PM »
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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2010, 04:31:59 PM »
Shes a hard worker, and she is super self consious without being psycho, and she tries really hard to please me. I found a winner so far.
I dont think itll be to hard, she started eating pretty good since I put her on track, and she works hard in the gym. So I dont think its gonna be to bad, that being said, I dont want her to lose any ass or any tits, so its gonna be hard to see what kinda weight she can drop without losing her assets.
Good, you got a winner bro! And makes you happy. And works, she'll get it.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 04:36:13 PM »
Dude...your FIANCE is cool with you posting naked shots of her online ??

My girl would fucking hit me in the balls with a sledgehammer if i did that

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2010, 04:39:49 PM »
Dude...your FIANCE is cool with you posting naked shots of her online ??

My girl would fucking hit me in the balls with a sledgehammer if i did that
Yeah she is. Mostly cause she wants to make me happy I think, and I just told her that I wanted to show her off a little bit.
Like I told hre, the chances of her actually meeting any of you, and the chances that you were recognize her body through clothes is slim to nil. So shes (kinda) ok with it. hahah.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2010, 04:44:27 PM »
I saw the tits and ass............then I was distracted by the brutal green sink and wood paneling. :-X
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2010, 04:46:55 PM »
I saw the tits and ass............then I was distracted by the brutal green sink and wood paneling. :-X
Monster pic in her moms 70's decor house. haha.
Its not as bad as the one I asked her to send me from her friends, shit was all over the floor and it looked like a hurricane hit the room.
I was like no fucking wonder your friend is so fat, shes too fucking lazy to clean up her own room!  :-X

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2010, 04:55:21 PM »

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010, 04:59:28 PM »
Thank you gentleman. Im quite happy with this one.
And Ive had a few, shall we say, psycho ones... You know, childhood sexual abuse, drug addiction/alcoholic, pschizo, etc. She the 1st one ive ever come across that doesnt have a hidden agenda.
Hers is straight up. Marriage and family. lol.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »
then I was distracted by the brutal green sink and wood paneling. :-X
Good catch - prisoners on death row have better sinks.

Shock - thanks for the frontal pics  ;D
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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 05:13:59 PM »
oh man you are so insecure. So is she. It's the second thread you start about her physical apparence and because people on the internet give her a bad notation i guess you re wondering why you re with her -and that the previous thread backfire destroyed you a bit inside-. Hint: it's obviously not because of her mind...
Typical product of generation nothingness, considering people as objects. You both know you re going to age do you? you both know you re not immortals, that you will be ill? You know that once she gets pregnant her body will change and might not be the same anymore at all physically speaking ? you are so ignorant, so superficial, it's sickening. What our society has become. Why do you ask strangers on the internet. Dont you have fucking parents to teach you how life really works for fuck sake. As i already mentioned she obviously has a low self esteem to belittle, lower herself that way just to "please " you. Looks like she has stockholm syndrom and the more you hurt her and enslave her the more she craves for you. Talk about the making of an unhealthy relationship. Anyone with at least an ounce of maturity can tell both of you arent together for solid reasons, and that you wont go anywhere in life as a couple with such fragile egos and minds.

If you think you can "get" better physically speaking, just dump her once for all and stop using her, playing with her self esteem just to make yourself feel better . It's an egotistical behavior and hopefully she''l figure this out soon enough. At least next time she ll try to date someone smarter.
People like you shouldnt breed. As soon as some difficulties will occure you will dump her with the kids cause she's not what she used to be. The result? nevrotic single mother reporting her suffering on the nevrotic children who will end as a pain in the ass for the whole society cause they didnt have their father who was to busy running after everything that pleases him without taking any responsabilities for what he has created and abandonned.

Go browse fucking internet dating websites, you ll see all the millions other single mothers aged between 16 and 30 who followed the path the girl you met is  about to follow with an immature boyfriend like you unable to man up once the times got tougher , and trying to find a real Man to take care of them and their first "mistake" kid. Too bad real and smart men dont want to raise someone else kid nor live with someone who made that kind of stupid mistake which say a lot about one's personnality and that everyone is a loser in the end.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010, 05:18:35 PM »
oh man you are so insecure. So is she. It's the second thread you start about her physical apparence and because people on the internet give her a bad notation i guess you re wondering why you re with her -and that the previous thread backfire destroyed you a bit inside-. Hint: it's obviously not because of her mind...
Typical product of generation nothingness, considering people as objects. You both know you re going to age do you? you both know you re not immortals, that you will be ill? You know that once she gets pregnant her body will change and might not be the same anymore at all physically speaking ? you are so ignorant, so superficial, it's sickening. What our society has become. As i already mentioned she obviously has a low self esteem to belittle, lower herself that way just to "please " you. Looks like she has stockholm syndrom and the more you hurt her and enslave her the more she craves for you. Talk about the making of an unhealthy relationship. Anyone with at least an ounce of maturity can tell both of you arent together for solid reasons, and that you wont go anywhere in life as a couple with such fragile egos and minds.

If you think you can "get" better physically speaking, just dump her once for all and stop using her, playing with her self esteem just to make yourself feel better . It's an egotistical behavior and hopefully she''l figure this out soon enough. At least next time she ll try to date someone smarter.

I can't believe you wasted your time typing that.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2010, 05:20:56 PM »
Puffy ass and perky tits = a win.

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Re: Attn Parker - Classify this ass
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2010, 05:22:51 PM »
oh man you are so insecure. So is she. It's the second thread you start about her physical apparence and because people on the internet give her a bad notation i guess you re wondering why you re with her -and that the previous thread backfire destroyed you a bit inside-. Hint: it's obviously not because of her mind...
Typical product of generation nothingness, considering people as objects. You both know you re going to age do you? you both know you re not immortals, that you will be ill? You know that once she gets pregnant her body will change and might not be the same anymore at all physically speaking ? you are so ignorant, so superficial, it's sickening. What our society has become. As i already mentioned she obviously has a low self esteem to belittle, lower herself that way just to "please " you. Looks like she has stockholm syndrom and the more you hurt her and enslave her the more she craves for you. Talk about the making of an unhealthy relationship. Anyone with at least an ounce of maturity can tell both of you arent together for solid reasons, and that you wont go anywhere in life as a couple with such fragile egos and minds.

If you think you can "get" better physically speaking, just dump her once for all and stop using her, playing with her self esteem just to make yourself feel better . It's an egotistical behavior and hopefully she''l figure this out soon enough. At least next time she ll try to date someone smarter.
Hahaha. Wow man. You are way off. Lol. Im perfectley content with her, and she makes me happy, and I make her happy, I treat her better than she has ever been treated. So why dont you go try and psychoanalyze someone else, because clearly you have no idea what youre talking about with me. haha.
I want her to get pregnant, I want to have kids. Shes the one that wants to work on her body a little bit, and I told her id help her, because im all for someone building up there confidence. And you know as well as I do, even though having self esteem not tied to your body is good, it doesnt help to be happy with yourself. Like I said man, clearly you are the one unhappy with things, because her and I are happy as weve ever been.

So try and go tear down someone else, because frankly your time is wasted on me.  Clearly YOU have issues with what other people do and how they live, so maybe you should look at your own life instead of mine?