Swede, there's a saying in finland that holds 100% truth
"That which is in the mind of a sober man, is on the tongue of a drunk man"
the point is, you mostly act how you whanna act under alcohol, alcohol takes some of the chains that hold you away. But under the influence of alcohol, you are true.
Don't be a pussy, why do you need alcohol to do anything... now days I'm not drunk even if i go to the clubs and THAT is no bullshit, you should try it, grows balls... I act the way most people do drunk, but my motor skills are sharp and I have a steel erection.
this gentleman knows what I'm talking about... no need for alcohol