I want to be a real negative hard ass...

[Eyeball Chambers]

I want to be a real negative hard ass like my grandfather was.  Short of going back in time and killing Nazi's, how can I achieve this attitude and mindset?

[benchmstr]

I want to be a real negative hard ass like my grandfather was.  Short of going back in time and killing Nazi's, how can I achieve this attitude and mindset?

smash windows in mexican restaurants......punch a priest at a funeral.......eat bacon sandwhiches, and drink whiskey while you drive around you truck....you know, the basics...

bench

[Eyeball Chambers]

smash windows in mexican restaurants......punch a priest at a funeral.......eat bacon sandwhiches, and drink whiskey while you drive around you truck....you know, the basics...

bench

Yeah, but a nice guy like me can't naturally do things like that.  I'm cut out to be a minister or something. 

[benchmstr]

Yeah, but a nice guy like me can't naturally do things like that.  I'm cut out to be a minister or something. 

sorry to hear that......when you tell you shrink about the MILF obsession you should leave that office and go to a regular Dr, and see if he can locate your balls...

bench

[Eyeball Chambers]

sorry to hear that......when you tell you shrink about the MILF obsession you should leave that office and go to a regular Dr, and see if he can locate your balls...

bench

hahahahah...

I'll do that 

[_bruce_]

sorry to hear that......when you tell you shrink about the MILF obsession you should leave that office and go to a regular Dr, and see if he can locate your balls...

bench

 

[Ex Coelis]

not everyone is cut out to be an uncompromising bad-ass like bench

just make the most of who you are

[benchmstr]

not everyone is cut out to be an uncompromising bad-ass like bench

just make the most of who you are

i hope to be like clint eastwood in gran torino when i get old

bench

[Eyeball Chambers]

i hope to be like clint eastwood in gran torino when i get old

bench

That was my grandfather, never saw a day he didn't carry his .45, and rarely saw a day he didn't threaten someone with it. 

[benchmstr]

That was my grandfather, never saw a day he didn't carry his .45, and rarely saw a day he didn't threaten someone with it. 

that was mine too.....when i was 12, and he was like 74-78 he punched a security guard at wal mart, knocking the guards ass out.....we kept on shopping

bench

[Eyeball Chambers]

that was mine too.....when i was 12, and he was like 74-78 he punched a security guard at wal mart, knocking the guards ass out.....we kept on shopping

bench

hahaha!! I remember going to walmart with my grandfather too.  That was back when walmart wasn't a bitch store.

I'm going to start tearing up, I miss these old guys.  The world is full of worthless pussies now. 

[kiwiol]

I want to be a real negative hard ass like my grandfather was.  Short of going back in time and killing Nazi's, how can I achieve this attitude and mindset?

Wear Tapout gear - instant bad ass mindset and status

[Eyeball Chambers]

Wear Tapout gear - instant bad ass mindset and status

All my grandpa wore were button down shirts.  Imagine what a badass he would have been had he discovered tapout!!! 

[Master Blaster]

Remeber that inmate that ate his own eye?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28582204/

[benchmstr]

Remeber that inmate that ate his own eye?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28582204/

hahahaha yes....i have a friend at the harris county DA's office that called me and said "i dont know any details, but someone just ripped out their own eye and ate it in a jail, or prison or something. see if anythings on the internet"....

went on the internet and didnt see anything......all over TV that night though....funny as hell

bench

[Ex Coelis]

[Master Blaster]

Here's another hard ass:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/21/world/main6603913.shtml

(AP)  A French prisoner went on trial Monday and acknowledged killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's lung.

Nicolas Cocaign, charged with murder and acts of barbarism, told the court in Rouen, northwestern France, that he is now getting psychiatric treatment and feels "stable."

After the charges against Cocaign were read in court, the 39-year-old said he was responsible.

Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found Jan. 3, 2007 by a Rouen prison guard, and an autopsy revealed two chest muscles and part of his left lung were missing.

[Master Blaster]

Lot of hard asses out there:



A man accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man has gone on trial in central Germany.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3286721.stm

[Eyeball Chambers]

Lot of hard asses out there:



A man accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man has gone on trial in central Germany.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3286721.stm

Wonder what his father was doing during the war? 

[Master Blaster]

Wonder what his father was doing during the war? 

[brooklynbruiser]

hahahaha yes....i have a friend at the harris county DA's office that called me and said "i dont know any details, but someone just ripped out their own eye and ate it in a jail, or prison or something. see if anythings on the internet"....

went on the internet and didnt see anything......all over TV that night though....funny as hell

bench

What you fux didn't hear was that he did it AGAIN to his other eye.

[Ex Coelis]

What you fux didn't hear was that he did it AGAIN to his other eye.

hard as fuck

[ToxicAvenger]

I want to be a real negative hard ass like my grandfather was.  Short of going back in time and killing Nazi's, how can I achieve this attitude and mindset?

may i suggest walking around shopping malls flinging feces out of a " green peace bag" at people?

[OzmO]

I want to be a real negative hard ass like my grandfather was.  Short of going back in time and killing Nazi's, how can I achieve this attitude and mindset?

Why?

[Eyeball Chambers]

Why?

Joking, everyone here understood this but you? 

You're not on top of your game today Ozmo!