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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2010, 10:05:49 AM »
If Onlyfat had the same obsession for not being a lard ass as he does for the gay spade.


He would not only be able to see his wang, he would also be able to use it on a girl for the first time in years.


Just saying.

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« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2010, 10:27:14 AM »
If Onlyfat had the same obsession for not being a lard ass as he does for the gay spade.


He would not only be able to see his wang, he would also be able to use it on a girl for the first time in years.


Just saying.

Seriously, LOL!

If he did a a few minutes of cardio for every post about Vince the weight would have come off years ago.

Just sayin'.

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« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2010, 11:36:53 AM »
HAHA.  87 bitches, but I am very familiar with blood pressure and such so it did help.  Time to charge $100 an hour for my advices

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« Reply #128 on: July 30, 2010, 11:49:13 AM »
HAHA.  87 bitches, but I am very familiar with blood pressure and such so it did help.  Time to charge $100 an hour for my advices

I have takin it four or five times and put in anything and got 85's and above.  ;) This is Goodrum's training knowledge, huh? Everyone is a fuckin personal trainer.  :o I thought that Goodrum went to Mars Hill.  ??? ??? ???
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« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2010, 01:17:39 PM »
I have takin it four or five times and put in anything and got 85's and above.  ;) This is Goodrum's training knowledge, huh? Everyone is a fuckin personal trainer.  :o I thought that Goodrum went to Mars Hill??? ??? ???

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« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2010, 01:43:21 PM »
I have takin it four or five times and put in anything and got 85's and above.  ;) This is Goodrum's training knowledge, huh? Everyone is a fuckin personal trainer.  :o I thought that Goodrum went to Mars Hill.  ??? ??? ???

He NEVER went to an actual college.  He took a class online and again took tests online.  I am sorry but to be able to take a test online and be able to Googled every answer I don't think counts for shit. He is more like from Mars.
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« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2010, 03:03:18 PM »
Unreal I was bored and watching White Collar and decided to see about the personal training certifications and how easy they are to get.  I saw that Goodrum so boldly brags about his certification so I Googled AMFPT and found there website and this other one which is exactly like his.  

There are 100 questions multiple choice.  So I decided to take the test while watching TV and eating a bowl of Rasberry Sherbert (tghe best way to get certified).  Unreal but I got an 81% and passed and all I had to do was pay them and that's all it took.  Now, before you go all jack Lalane on me, I didn't pay.  

I just wanted to see how easy it was to get the certifications that Goodrum has.  He doesn't have the second one.  I did NO studying and guessed on I would say maybe 20 of them.  But I passed and now have the same qualifications as Goodrum. The only difference is I have actually spent 20+ year going to a gym and know how to lift, a National and World title, training with some of the biggest names in the industry and having some muscle and strength.  Sorry Goodrum your certifications don't mean shit.  

Take the test and see how well you can do

http://www.americansportandfitness.com/collections/certifications/products/personal-training-certification?gclid=CNafqrTxj6MCFRMBbAodRneepA#

i'm dumb as a stump and with no prep or cheating i gots me an 85.
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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2010, 04:28:08 PM »
I have takin it four or five times and put in anything and got 85's and above.  ;) This is Goodrum's training knowledge, huh? Everyone is a fuckin personal trainer.  :o I thought that Goodrum went to Mars Hill.  ??? ??? ???

Mars would never allow Goodrum on his hill.

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« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2010, 04:29:56 PM »
Mars would never allow Goodrum on his hill.

 ;D Vince said that he attended and obtained his degree from Mars Hill.  ??? ??? ??? But who in their right mind would let Vince even spot them?? Where are his clients and are they as dumb as he is??  :D
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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2010, 11:20:13 PM »
If Onlyfat had the same obsession for not being a lard ass as he does for the gay spade.


He would not only be able to see his wang, he would also be able to use it on a girl for the first time in years.


Just saying.

Okay we get it.  You are gay and you are defending Goodrum. We understand.

Seriously, LOL!

If he did a a few minutes of cardio for every post about Vince the weight would have come off years ago.

Just sayin'.

Well we already knew you were gay but the new defense for Goodrum is something special.  You know that losers defend losers.  Just saying.  Your credibility just went down quite a few points.  And you didn't have much to start with.
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« Reply #135 on: July 31, 2010, 04:34:52 AM »
Okay we get it.  You are gay and you are defending Goodrum. We understand.

Well we already knew you were gay but the new defense for Goodrum is something special.  You know that losers defend losers.  Just saying.  Your credibility just went down quite a few points.  And you didn't have much to start with.

You're the one on his dick, not me.

If half the time were spent working, walking out or even standing on that vibrating thingy that's wasted obsessing on Vince's stupid ass you would have lost some weight by now.

I'm not defending Vince as most of his shenanigans are indefensible. I simply asked you two to reflect and figure out why he owns your minds. It's pretty obvious you identify with Vince on some level or he wouldn't be this far into your head.

As if I need internet cred, LOL!

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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #136 on: July 31, 2010, 07:51:55 AM »
You're the one on his dick, not me.

If half the time were spent working, walking out or even standing on that vibrating thingy that's wasted obsessing on Vince's stupid ass you would have lost some weight by now.

I'm not defending Vince as most of his shenanigans are indefensible. I simply asked you two to reflect and figure out why he owns your minds. It's pretty obvious you identify with Vince on some level or he wouldn't be this far into your head.

As if I need internet cred, LOL!

I can imagine you telling Bruce your "special" friend to come in and read what I put about your mentor Goodrum.  Your defense is some hidden similarities you have had with Goodrum and I have brought them.  Honestly, if you are someone who condones his bullshit and lies then you are more similar to him than you think.  Do you think I think he is someone that matters to me.  He means nothing to me.  I do what do to him to expose his bullshit and lies.  Unlike you and just a few others who can sit back and watch him attempt to take advantage of people who don't know he is full of shit and spread lies about things he has no idea about.  Sorry but I can't sit back and see this piece of shit tell one lie after another.  

He mocks and embarrasses bodybuilding.  He doesn't even lift weights (and it shows).  He has admitted that.  He says he uses balls and bands.  He does what he can to cut corners to try and achieve what others take time to do and do it right. Instead of taking real courses to get "real" PT certifications he does an online test that literally ANYONE can pass even if they are drunk or don't even know how to spell the word "gym" and pretends he is a personal trainer.  He takes an online course to get some bullshit diploma from a fake college so he can put more letters after his name to look important and deceive people who don't know any better (like you).  

He has been fired from every job he has ever had.  He has even said this numerous times.  But, he says they had lay-offs.  He even got fired from the ROTC which he says the Army.  He was there for not even a year.  He peddles bullshit products.  I have gotten so many emails and PM's from people telling me shit about him.  He never wrestled like he says he did.  He was some guy who started shit with the wrestlers from the seats.  They used him to pick on.  He would then try to sell them Magic Sticks and Bee Pollen.  And it got so bad no one wanted him around.  

There is so much shit I am already tired.  In short, if you don't like the way I treat him then sorry.  Maybe you guys can get together and form a little support group and help each other.  There are others on here that talk shit and whatever but no one comes close to spreading it around and purposely trying to hurt others.  He loves to see others fail.  That is why he starts thread about something that is bad for someone.  The latest was Milos.  he has an excuse for all his lies and he will have some for this post.  

Sorry but Goodrum is a piece of shit and 99% of the people who know him or have read his bullshit agree with me.  So I can't be that bad.  And you know it takes me less than a few minutes to type something this long.  So if I can spend just a little time to expose this asshole a day then big deal.  I have two windows open as I type right now.  The other one is a contract being sent to a client for $7,000.  So at least I can make money while I write about this idiot.
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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #137 on: July 31, 2010, 08:01:51 AM »
I have two windows open as I type right now.  The other one is a contract being sent to a client for $7,000.

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« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2010, 08:41:09 AM »
I can imagine you telling Bruce your "special" friend to come in and read what I put about your mentor Goodrum.  Your defense is some hidden similarities you have had with Goodrum and I have brought them.  Honestly, if you are someone who condones his bullshit and lies then you are more similar to him than you think.  Do you think I think he is someone that matters to me.  He means nothing to me.  I do what do to him to expose his bullshit and lies.  Unlike you and just a few others who can sit back and watch him attempt to take advantage of people who don't know he is full of shit and spread lies about things he has no idea about.  Sorry but I can't sit back and see this piece of shit tell one lie after another.  

He mocks and embarrasses bodybuilding.  He doesn't even lift weights (and it shows).  He has admitted that.  He says he uses balls and bands.  He does what he can to cut corners to try and achieve what others take time to do and do it right. Instead of taking real courses to get "real" PT certifications he does an online test that literally ANYONE can pass even if they are drunk or don't even know how to spell the word "gym" and pretends he is a personal trainer.  He takes an online course to get some bullshit diploma from a fake college so he can put more letters after his name to look important and deceive people who don't know any better (like you).  

He has been fired from every job he has ever had.  He has even said this numerous times.  But, he says they had lay-offs.  He even got fired from the ROTC which he says the Army.  He was there for not even a year.  He peddles bullshit products.  I have gotten so many emails and PM's from people telling me shit about him.  He never wrestled like he says he did.  He was some guy who started shit with the wrestlers from the seats.  They used him to pick on.  He would then try to sell them Magic Sticks and Bee Pollen.  And it got so bad no one wanted him around.  

There is so much shit I am already tired.  In short, if you don't like the way I treat him then sorry.  Maybe you guys can get together and form a little support group and help each other.  There are others on here that talk shit and whatever but no one comes close to spreading it around and purposely trying to hurt others.  He loves to see others fail.  That is why he starts thread about something that is bad for someone.  The latest was Milos.  he has an excuse for all his lies and he will have some for this post.  

Sorry but Goodrum is a piece of shit and 99% of the people who know him or have read his bullshit agree with me.  So I can't be that bad.  And you know it takes me less than a few minutes to type something this long.  So if I can spend just a little time to expose this asshole a day then big deal.  I have two windows open as I type right now.  The other one is a contract being sent to a client for $7,000.  So at least I can make money while I write about this idiot.


Wow, Keith...tell us how you REALLY FEEL...... ;D
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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2010, 08:45:58 AM »
I can imagine you telling Bruce your "special" friend to come in and read what I put about your mentor Goodrum.  Your defense is some hidden similarities you have had with Goodrum and I have brought them.  Honestly, if you are someone who condones his bullshit and lies then you are more similar to him than you think.  Do you think I think he is someone that matters to me.  He means nothing to me.  I do what do to him to expose his bullshit and lies.  Unlike you and just a few others who can sit back and watch him attempt to take advantage of people who don't know he is full of shit and spread lies about things he has no idea about.  Sorry but I can't sit back and see this piece of shit tell one lie after another.  

He mocks and embarrasses bodybuilding.  He doesn't even lift weights (and it shows).  He has admitted that.  He says he uses balls and bands.  He does what he can to cut corners to try and achieve what others take time to do and do it right. Instead of taking real courses to get "real" PT certifications he does an online test that literally ANYONE can pass even if they are drunk or don't even know how to spell the word "gym" and pretends he is a personal trainer.  He takes an online course to get some bullshit diploma from a fake college so he can put more letters after his name to look important and deceive people who don't know any better (like you).  

He has been fired from every job he has ever had.  He has even said this numerous times.  But, he says they had lay-offs.  He even got fired from the ROTC which he says the Army.  He was there for not even a year.  He peddles bullshit products.  I have gotten so many emails and PM's from people telling me shit about him.  He never wrestled like he says he did.  He was some guy who started shit with the wrestlers from the seats.  They used him to pick on.  He would then try to sell them Magic Sticks and Bee Pollen.  And it got so bad no one wanted him around.  

There is so much shit I am already tired.  In short, if you don't like the way I treat him then sorry.  Maybe you guys can get together and form a little support group and help each other.  There are others on here that talk shit and whatever but no one comes close to spreading it around and purposely trying to hurt others.  He loves to see others fail.  That is why he starts thread about something that is bad for someone.  The latest was Milos.  he has an excuse for all his lies and he will have some for this post.  

Sorry but Goodrum is a piece of shit and 99% of the people who know him or have read his bullshit agree with me.  So I can't be that bad.  And you know it takes me less than a few minutes to type something this long.  So if I can spend just a little time to expose this asshole a day then big deal.  I have two windows open as I type right now.  The other one is a contract being sent to a client for $7,000.  So at least I can make money while I write about this idiot.

Vince owns so much of your mind it's impossible to see it's you I'm defending. Having read your posts for years and holding you in good regards I didn't want to type "Grow the fuck up" because it might have been perceived as harsh. :)

Vince has been, and will likely continue to be, what he is for years. We've known for years his and many other certs out there are bullshit and that CSN is short for Cock Sucking Nobody.

It still comes back to how you feel about you. Vince wouldn't be able to embarrass someone with the bullshit if those feelings weren't already inside of them. The need to feel better than him, or anyone else, is just silly and says a lot about where you are living emotionally. Even posting shit like sending a nice contract out only is inviting him to include, post about or needle people you've had negative business relationships in the past with.

And yes... it probably reads dickish but true. The time, energy and anger wasted on Vince should be put to better use on your own health/fitness.

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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #140 on: July 31, 2010, 09:26:02 AM »
Keith does get carried away at times but Goodrum really is a piece of filth and waste of human life

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« Reply #141 on: July 31, 2010, 09:34:09 AM »
Keith does get carried away at times but Goodrum really is a piece of filth and waste of human life

He always gets carried away, LOL!

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« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2010, 10:23:24 AM »
Vince owns so much of your mind it's impossible to see it's you I'm defending. Having read your posts for years and holding you in good regards I didn't want to type "Grow the fuck up" because it might have been perceived as harsh. :)

Vince has been, and will likely continue to be, what he is for years. We've known for years his and many other certs out there are bullshit and that CSN is short for Cock Sucking Nobody.

It still comes back to how you feel about you. Vince wouldn't be able to embarrass someone with the bullshit if those feelings weren't already inside of them. The need to feel better than him, or anyone else, is just silly and says a lot about where you are living emotionally. Even posting shit like sending a nice contract out only is inviting him to include, post about or needle people you've had negative business relationships in the past with.

And yes... it probably reads dickish but true. The time, energy and anger wasted on Vince should be put to better use on your own health/fitness.



If you're referring to the 2500.00 dollars that Keith has admitting owing to Travis over those Muscle Mafia shirt, let me remind you that I didn't go looking for dirt on Keith but in fact I was contacted by him wanting my assistance.  This was after numerous attempts by him for over 2 years to do so.  If Keith is signing a contract for 7,000 dollars, then he shouldn't have any trouble making restitution to Travis and giving him his money back.

Of course, as far as the "haters" are concerned, the amount of haters I have pale in comparison to all the fans and friends I have and as I've stated before, the message boards don't speak for the entire bodybuilding industry and Getbig isn't even a representative of it any longer.  

Back in the late 90's and early 2000 it was a respectful site and there were many NPC competitors and IFBB pros posting on it but no longer is that the case.  The only pro that post on here is Chick and people talk more shit about him than they talk about me and he's an accomplished bodybuilder, so what does that tell you about this place.


Getbig, RX Muscle, Anabolic Society, MD etc....just about every message board has no real credibility in the bodybuilding industry whatsoever because all of them are pretty much a group of anonymous shit-talkers.  The only real "moderating" that's being done nowadays on boards is for the sole benefit of companies that pay advertising to these boards.  So what comes from the message boards don't matter to me and it doesn't matter to anyone else.

  
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Re: I am a certified Personal trainer - test yourself
« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2010, 11:30:36 AM »
So what comes from the message boards don't matter to me and it doesn't matter to anyone else.  

Still you spend around 2/3s of your waking time on them? Why so? ???

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« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2010, 01:31:33 PM »
Still you spend around 2/3s of your waking time on them? Why so? ???

Vince graduated from Mars Hill and has a great degree.  ;) I have many friends who are Alumni from Mars Hill but they have never even heard of Vince, Master fitness Trainer, taking it in the ass, licking spooge, Cleaning toilets and training the Atlanta Falcons.  8) SF1900 is going to get Vince into shape and Vince can take over the Bodybuilding World.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2010, 02:11:43 PM »
Still you spend around 2/3s of your waking time on them? Why so? ???

Used to....... ;D  I've limited it to just about an hour a day for forums however I visit a lot more forums now.
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« Reply #146 on: July 31, 2010, 02:19:12 PM »
Used to....... ;D  I've limited it to just about an hour a day for forums however I visit a lot more forums now.
How much time on news sites Vince...check this out. Milos and now this.

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/mayweather-evicted-from-las-vegas-office

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« Reply #147 on: July 31, 2010, 03:35:19 PM »
Vince owns so much of your mind it's impossible to see it's you I'm defending. Having read your posts for years and holding you in good regards I didn't want to type "Grow the fuck up" because it might have been perceived as harsh. :)

Vince has been, and will likely continue to be, what he is for years. We've known for years his and many other certs out there are bullshit and that CSN is short for Cock Sucking Nobody.

It still comes back to how you feel about you. Vince wouldn't be able to embarrass someone with the bullshit if those feelings weren't already inside of them. The need to feel better than him, or anyone else, is just silly and says a lot about where you are living emotionally. Even posting shit like sending a nice contract out only is inviting him to include, post about or needle people you've had negative business relationships in the past with.

And yes... it probably reads dickish but true. The time, energy and anger wasted on Vince should be put to better use on your own health/fitness.

The time I spend on fucking with our resident delusional Goodrum is about the most fun I have besides playing craps or the machines.  I literally am smiling so much when I post about him.  he is such a joke that I have alot of fun doing what I do to him. 
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« Reply #148 on: July 31, 2010, 04:04:05 PM »
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« Reply #149 on: July 31, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »


If you're referring to the 2500.00 dollars that Keith has admitting owing to Travis over those Muscle Mafia shirt, let me remind you that I didn't go looking for dirt on Keith but in fact I was contacted by him wanting my assistance.  This was after numerous attempts by him for over 2 years to do so.  If Keith is signing a contract for 7,000 dollars, then he shouldn't have any trouble making restitution to Travis and giving him his money back.

Of course, as far as the "haters" are concerned, the amount of haters I have pale in comparison to all the fans and friends I have and as I've stated before, the message boards don't speak for the entire bodybuilding industry and Getbig isn't even a representative of it any longer.  

Back in the late 90's and early 2000 it was a respectful site and there were many NPC competitors and IFBB pros posting on it but no longer is that the case.  The only pro that post on here is Chick and people talk more shit about him than they talk about me and he's an accomplished bodybuilder, so what does that tell you about this place.


Getbig, RX Muscle, Anabolic Society, MD etc....just about every message board has no real credibility in the bodybuilding industry whatsoever because all of them are pretty much a group of anonymous shit-talkers.  The only real "moderating" that's being done nowadays on boards is for the sole benefit of companies that pay advertising to these boards.  So what comes from the message boards don't matter to me and it doesn't matter to anyone else.

  

Goodrum how can you say you have more friends.  where the fuck are they.  NO ONE defends you.  Even the guys who rag on me fro raggin on you still dislike you they just don't like the way I keep at it.  There is NOT one person in the bodybuilding industry that respects you. No one with half a frontal lobe would do business with you.  All the websites you mention you are most hated person on them.  You post on so many boards you must spend hours a day on them posting bullshit and defending yourself.  There are times I start to feel sorry for you cause you have such a shitty life and you have no real friends, then I just think about all the shit you do and I quickly despise you again..
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