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Stare at boobs for longer life! :)
« on: July 30, 2010, 08:06:33 PM »
http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/guy-life-study-86131320.html

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation. The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.



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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life! :)
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 08:10:59 PM »
this thread should have pics  >:(

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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 08:13:07 PM »
this thread should have pics  >:(

sorry :(
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 08:16:12 PM »
That reminds me of the old Jeff Foxworthy routine where he talks about the 90 year old men in the nursing homes and wondering what they are thinking about.....

Same thing they were thinking about when they were twenty years old... "I wanna beer, and I wanna look at some titties"  

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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 08:20:34 PM »
Did not work  :(
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 08:28:57 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 08:34:14 PM »
:'(

This thread was supposed to be an exhilarating thread. Now its becoming a sad thread

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life! :)
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2010, 08:34:50 PM »


NICE!! The one in the grey and white is really cute. Granted, so is the other one1
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life! :)
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2010, 12:47:44 PM »
If the moderator is worth a darn, he will delete my post.

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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2010, 03:46:16 PM »

i think these would be considered "well-endowed!":::




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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2010, 03:48:49 PM »
I've known this to be true since I was 13

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2010, 04:15:40 PM »
If this it true I should live to be about 250.

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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2010, 04:35:04 PM »
Im waiting for the study that says masturbating to big boobs in public is healthy.

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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2010, 06:21:16 PM »
Staring at boobs is my key to prolonged life...
You Can't Do It!!!

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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2010, 07:49:10 PM »
here

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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2010, 07:59:41 PM »
yes
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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life! :)
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2010, 08:06:43 PM »


I am a health nut.