Author Topic: so im laying on the beach (Read 6254 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** July 31, 2010, 03:42:06 PM »

Right now, having a nice little nap and these 2 dads come along set up shop right next to me with 4 little kids and all the dad is doing is yelling at the one kid ever second. Bout ready to punch him, kid isn't even doing anything.

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:43:34 PM »

Video of you jesus thumping him in the face or I call bullshit.

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:45:58 PM »

Release the evil Coach.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:47:32 PM »

LOL, will there be an assist by Cheick Kongo or you going solo on this one , Coach?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:00:03 PM »

Point is inconsiderate parents don't know how to handle their kids.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:01:57 PM »

Coach, most people have no business being parents....ruin going out to eat, movies, etc.... by not controlling their kids.

Wait until they go out to swim and then throw all their stuff in the ocean....

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:08:14 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:00:03 PM

Point is inconsiderate parents don't know how to handle their kids.

Take a basketball with you next time when the parents get within range smack them in the back of the head with it, then throw sand in their faces.

tendonitis · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:10:58 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 31, 2010, 04:01:57 PM

Coach, most people have no business being parents....ruin going out to eat, movies, etc.... by not controlling their kids.

Wait until they go out to swim and then throw all their stuff in the ocean....

We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear shaped loser.

boonasty · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:14:41 PM »

wet down a couple detour bars, roll them in a little sand and place by their towels.

Butterbean · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:18:44 PM »

Quote from: tendonitis on July 31, 2010, 04:10:58 PM

We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear shaped loser.

You have a suspicious looking mole.

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:22:28 PM »

Coach, is Sandy (Bullock) there?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:25:41 PM »

Probably just some shifty Libs trying to get you to carry some of their parental responsibility. Stay strong, Coach.

mass 04 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:25:55 PM »

Quote from: STella on July 31, 2010, 04:18:44 PM

You have a suspicious looking mole.

haha ok Pimple Popper M.D.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:28:26 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 31, 2010, 04:22:28 PM

Coach, is Sandy (Bullock) there?

No, been gone for a while

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:29:13 PM »

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:29:24 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:28:26 PM

No, been gone for a while

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:29:56 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:00:03 PM

Point is inconsiderate parents don't know how to handle their kids.

This is not an adequate answer to my question...

Army of One · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:30:19 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:29:13 PM

Great foot vascularity, are they getting looks from the babes?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:30:38 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 31, 2010, 04:29:24 PM

They're getting back together tho.

Butterbean · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:30:56 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 04:25:55 PM

haha ok Pimple Popper M.D.

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:29:13 PM

Joe, are you related to Fred Flintstone

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:32:54 PM »

Quote from: STella on July 31, 2010, 04:30:56 PM

Joe, are you related to Fred Flintstone

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Army of One · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:33:24 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:30:38 PM

They're getting back together tho.

Jessie and Sandra?Is she crazy?Will they be your neighbors again?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:35:23 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 31, 2010, 04:33:24 PM

Jessie and Sandra?Is she crazy?Will they be your neighbors again?

No, just forgiving. Sandy already lives in Austin, Jesse, the kids and his ex-wife will be there soon.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:35:55 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 04:29:13 PM

Wow. Is that your big toe, Coach? I'm thinking if you get in some industrial accident and you lose your thumb, that big toe is gonna look mighty funny on your hand.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2010, 04:38:20 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 31, 2010, 04:35:55 PM

Wow. Is that your big toe, Coach? I'm thinking if you get in some industrial accident and you lose your thumb, that big toe is gonna look mighty funny on your hand.

$:-\$