Are there fat soccer moms doing cardio? Tools sitting on equipment text messaging? Old hags gossiping around the Nautilus machines? Ass clown shadow boxing? 135 pound twinks always lifting their shirt up to look at their abs in the mirror?
Wow, it's like you've been to the LA Fitness right by my house. I did a two week trial there and it was EXACTLY like that. You forgot the gold chain & wife beater wearing white gangster with half a bottle of cologne on, east indians who have never heard of deodorant and finally...trainers that walk around trying to give "advice" on proper lifting technique to all the good looking teen chicks.
Never again.