Does anyone believe this bullshit Tiger Woods act of hitting bottom?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Tiger and his PR agent need to win an Oscar. He picks the one tournament that doesn't have a cut line after two days to bomb the fuck out of it.  What he is trying to do his create sympathy that he has hit rock bottom, then he will start winning again and become this feel good story and sponsors will flock to him handing over millions again.

Tiger and his PR agent knew that if he came back and starting whipping ass again that a lot of people would me pissed at Tiger and think that he is an arrogant fool who hasn't learned a thing.

now he has hit "rock bottom" as every media outlet is reporting.  Begin the bullshit rise to fame again.  I guess Tiger read the Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. Biographies.

[Tapeworm]

What's a junior biography run?  'bout 8 pages or so?

[Rami]

and somebody cares?

[Tapeworm]

Well I've never seen a junior biography before.  Like Cliffs Notes of a life.  Inspired stuff.

[#1 Klaus fan]

It's funny how no-one seems to care about golf, people say how it's not a sport and it's gay, but still one player gathers this much attention.

[G_Thang]

Tiger Tribute from my sister...Stephanie.

[bradistani]

Tiger and his PR agent need to win an Oscar. He picks the one tournament that doesn't have a cut line after two days to bomb the fuck out of it.  What he is trying to do his create sympathy that he has hit rock bottom, then he will start winning again and become this feel good story and sponsors will flock to him handing over millions again.

Tiger and his PR agent knew that if he came back and starting whipping ass again that a lot of people would me pissed at Tiger and think that he is an arrogant fool who hasn't learned a thing.

now he has hit "rock bottom" as every media outlet is reporting.  Begin the bullshit rise to fame again.  I guess Tiger read the Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. Biographies.

ha... i thought he did it to avoid having to play in the ryder cup team. your theory makes sense too though.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Tiger and his PR agent need to win an Oscar. He picks the one tournament that doesn't have a cut line after two days to bomb the fuck out of it.  What he is trying to do his create sympathy that he has hit rock bottom, then he will start winning again and become this feel good story and sponsors will flock to him handing over millions again.

Tiger and his PR agent knew that if he came back and starting whipping ass again that a lot of people would me pissed at Tiger and think that he is an arrogant fool who hasn't learned a thing.

now he has hit "rock bottom" as every media outlet is reporting.  Begin the bullshit rise to fame again.  I guess Tiger read the Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. Biographies.

Very true post. He needs to rebuild his brand. He has to hit rock fucking bottom and the world has to start to feel sorry for him. Because if he just kept on winning right now like nothing ever happened, he would come off like an even bigger douche. He is embracing his low point now so that the climb up will be even more prosperous.

[nufc0101]

What is there not to believe? The guy fucked around and got brought back down to earth and now has to live in the real world.

[The Showstoppa]

hahaha, as long as Jacks records are safe, it's fine with me. 

[bradistani]

hahaha, as long as Jacks records are safe, it's fine with me. 

wishful thinking there mate. there's no question that, tiger, will eventually re-write the record books. and be the greatest ever for many, many years to come

[myt1]

What is there not to believe? The guy fucked around and got brought back down to earth and now has to live in the real world.

Half a billion dollars is still half a billion dollars.  Not sure that qualifies as "rock bottom, down to earth, or the real world".  And let's face it, his addiction is pussy....he is single now and can fuck all the strange he wants.  Fuck he's not depressed, he's tired........Tired Wood.

[Thin Lizzy]

wishful thinking there mate. there's no question that, tiger, will eventually re-write the record books. and be the greatest ever for many, many years to come

He's going through divorce crap, now, with kids involved. That will take anyone's focus away from golf or anything else. Give him a year or two and he'll be back.

[Natural Man]

he has half a billion dollar and is divorced, doesnt give a flying fuck about his kids , why would he cares?

[dan18]

Tiger and his PR agent need to win an Oscar. He picks the one tournament that doesn't have a cut line after two days to bomb the fuck out of it.  What he is trying to do his create sympathy that he has hit rock bottom, then he will start winning again and become this feel good story and sponsors will flock to him handing over millions again.

Tiger and his PR agent knew that if he came back and starting whipping ass again that a lot of people would me pissed at Tiger and think that he is an arrogant fool who hasn't learned a thing.



now he has hit "rock bottom" as every media outlet is reporting.  Begin the bullshit rise to fame again.  I guess Tiger read the Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. Biographies.

1st off sheen is a jack off and his acting sucks. tiger had more money than god and he got caught up in his own desires im not downing the guy good for him pound the pootang but he got married had a kid and was acting like a 19 year old he should have gotten that shit outa his system then sett down.....so no one gives to shits about those 2 guys..

robert fell into drugs and couldn't get it together when he finally got help the dude wasn't even worth a million bucks with Robert people got behind him because he was a real guy easy to approach he wasn't an arrogant asshole and say what you want ,one hell of an actor now hes on top again but never forgets his past.......

[drkaje]

hahaha, as long as Jacks records are safe, it's fine with me. 

You should probably give up on that idea, LOL!

[LatsMcGee]

I just hope Tiger remembers to wear a rubber the next time he hits bottom. 

[The Showstoppa]

You should probably give up on that idea, LOL!

Not so fast my friend.   He's averaged 1 major per year for his career, and keep in mind he was super hot for awhile, so he would need to do that for five more years to break Jack's record.  It is not a forgone conclusion like so many "casual" golf fans assume.  Besides, lately he needs to worry about making cuts.......

[~UN_$ung~]

Tiger and his PR agent need to win an Oscar. He picks the one tournament that doesn't have a cut line after two days to bomb the fuck out of it.  What he is trying to do his create sympathy that he has hit rock bottom, then he will start winning again and become this feel good story and sponsors will flock to him handing over millions again.

Tiger and his PR agent knew that if he came back and starting whipping ass again that a lot of people would me pissed at Tiger and think that he is an arrogant fool who hasn't learned a thing.

now he has hit "rock bottom" as every media outlet is reporting.  Begin the bullshit rise to fame again.  I guess Tiger read the Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. Biographies.

you cant even blame tiger..........its the stupid american public with their bizarre, passive agressive celebrity obsession thats to blame


we love to build someone up............then we love to see them go down in flame and scorn then..............then after some time passes, because we are emotionally-robbed phonies who live out our love and dreams vicariously through these famous people we bring them back into the fray, cheer as they rise up again, and convince ourselves that they are somehow now a better person, more humble, and now even MORE worthy of our attention and adulatioin because their personal turmoil humanized them to the average person

its a disgusting cycle............its boring.............and you can set you watch by it


the world need to end....

[Tre]

Half a billion dollars is still half a billion dollars.  Not sure that qualifies as "rock bottom, down to earth, or the real world".  And let's face it, his addiction is pussy....he is single now and can fuck all the strange he wants.  Fuck he's not depressed, he's tired........Tired Wood.

lol @ Tired Wood

This was a much better post than you were given credit for.

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Agreed on Downey, Jr. - despite his demons, guy is an incredible actor. 

[Croatch]

you cant even blame tiger..........its the stupid american public with their bizarre, passive agressive celebrity obsession thats to blame


we love to build someone up............then we love to see them go down in flame and scorn then..............then after some time passes, because we are emotionally-robbed phonies who live out our love and dreams vicariously through these famous people we bring them back into the fray, cheer as they rise up again, and convince ourselves that they are somehow now a better person, more humble, and now even MORE worthy of our attention and adulatioin because their personal turmoil humanized them to the average person

its a disgusting cycle............its boring.............and you can set you watch by it


the world need to end....

haha, The truth.  Most people's infatuation with celebrities is sad.  If they spent half that time, posting on getbig, they'd be a much more well-rounded individual.  Always up for good conversation and a strong debater on topics ranging from "drug use" to "would you hit it" to "what would you pay for soiled posing trunks".

[dr.chimps]

He needs to get back into the strip clubs and banging D-List wannabes. Get his mind right, and back into the game.

[Mr Nobody]

I'm sticking with John.

[The Showstoppa]

I'm sticking with John.

Hell yeah!  Remember when he passed out at the Hooters in W-S?  Cops said when they got him awake, he wanted another beer!  My kinda guy.

[Mr Nobody]

Hell yeah!  Remember when he passed out at the Hooters in W-S?  Cops said when they got him awake, he wanted another beer!  My kinda guy.

Yea I remember he went to jail. A tough mofo no doubt.