"Howard" probably laced up the Otomix and pulled on his American Flag baggy pants, which now are a little snug for his first workout since 1997. Styling his hair in the "Bob Chick" using one of the 100's of FLEX magazine pics on his bedroom wall for reference, he complained to the other Curves members about IFBB drug testing in between sets of kickbacks before finding a cruise ship at the docks by the Blue Oyster to pose in front of.